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Pennsylvania Catholic Church Grand Jury Report Reveals Widespread Rape

  If you’ve seen the movie Spotlight, then you can skip this post and read about Alec Baldwin slut shaming his fake Instagram model daughter. If you haven’t seen it, then all you really need to know is that Catholics like to sexually abuse young boys and girls. Not all Catholics. But a lot, at […] The post Pennsylvania Catholic Church Grand Jury Report Reveals Widespread Rape appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   If you’ve seen the movie Spotlight, then you can skip this post and read about Alec Baldwin slut shaming his fake Instagram model daughter. If you haven’t seen it, then all you really need to know is that Catholics like to sexually abuse young boys and girls. Not all Catholics. But a lot, at least if you’re going by the staggering number of Pennsylvania priests charged with rape in yet another Catholic church kid porking scandal. The details of a new Grandy Jury report on the abuse of over a thousand kids by three-hundred powerful figures in the Pennsylvania church are truly unsettling, but not enough to make people finally realize that this is probably going on everywhere. The terminology and details of the report – which comes after a two-year investigation by Attorney General Josh Shapiro – are remarkably similar to those surrounding the explosive 2002 Boston sex abuse scandal covered in Spotlight. So much so that, again, if you’ve already seen the movie, Ireland Baldwin’s bland ass cheek awaits you. Since you probably already get the gist of what goes on in the Catholic church – priests abuse their power to sexually abuse children and share pornographic images of them, while the church goes to great lengths to cover up the abuse – let’s just skip to some of the horrifying details in the report. According to Buzzfeed News: One priest is accused of ejaculating in the mouth of a 7-year-old. And: One boy was forced to stand on a bed in a rectory, strip naked, and pose as Christ on the cross for the priests, Shapiro said during Tuesday’s press conference. Priests then took photos of their victim, ‘adding them to a collection of child pornography which they produced and shared on church grounds.’ And: A priest at the Diocese of Erie… confessed to fondling 12 boys, telling them he was performing a ‘cancer check.’ After his confession, the priest remained in active ministry for 15 years. And: Another priest, in the Diocese of Allentown, confessed to sexually molesting a boy. But the dioceses concluded that ‘the experience will not necessarily be a horrendous trauma’ for the victim, and that the family should have ‘an opportunity to ventilate.’ They’re… off their damn rockers. The statute of limitations saved all but two of the priests, but hopefully the public shame the others are facing will deter the thousands of other men who hold positions of power within the Catholic church around the globe from having sex with children for good. Kidding. Countdown to the next Catholic church rape scandal begins… now. Photo Credit: Comedy Central The post Pennsylvania Catholic Church Grand Jury Report Reveals Widespread Rape appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Weekend Television Celebrity Nudity Roundup

  Olivia Grace Applegate shows off her creamy tits on Driven, Ambyr M. Reyes goes T&A out for everyone’s favorite hit series, Yellowstone, Gail protects her Bean on Snowfall, Amy Adams is annoying on Sharp Objects, and Bella Heathcote bares nips on the season finale of Strange Angel. Head HERE for the NSFW scenes The post Weekend Television Celebrity Nudity Roundup appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Olivia Grace Applegate shows off her creamy tits on Driven, Ambyr M. Reyes goes T&A out for everyone’s favorite hit series, Yellowstone, Gail protects her Bean on Snowfall, Amy Adams is annoying on Sharp Objects, and Bella Heathcote bares nips on the season finale of Strange Angel. Head HERE for the NSFW scenes The post Weekend Television Celebrity Nudity Roundup appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Rightley and Crap Around the Web

Kick off another week with these sexy links including Rumer Willis' topless birthday, Bella Thorne's mirrored mams, and a Skin-depth look at the films of Stanley Kubrick! The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Rightley and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Kick off another week with these sexy links including Rumer Willis’ topless birthday, Bella Thorne’s mirrored mams, and a Skin-depth look at the films of Stanley Kubrick! Rumer Willis Tits Out for Her Birthday of the Day Rihanna Looked Stunning at Her Best Friend’s Wedding in Barbados Ireland Baldwin Braless Pokies Out for a Walk Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Stuns In Silky Little Pink Number READER FINDS: Kimber Sissons and Candie Evans Super Nude In “You Can’t Hurry Love” Kaley Cuoco Shows Off Her Ultra Sexy/Fit Legs In Shorty Shorts Jordyn Jones is Popular A SKIN-Depth Look at the Meticulous Sexuality of Stanley Kubrick Dita Von Teese In A See-Through Bra? Don’t Mind If I Do! Gabrielle Union Pokies in a Wet Top! Nevada Hookers Want to Save Tiger Woods Bella Thorne Tits in the Mirror of the Day French Montana Reveals the Most Bangable Kardashian The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Rightley and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Dane Cook Likes Em Young, Fun, And Full Of Spunk

Ah the age gap, it’s nothing but a number. A number between two people that gets weirder the further apart they are from each other. When someone that’s closer to birth decides to date someone that’s closer to death, it’s always a spectacle. Dane Cook is at level 46 in the game of life and […] The post Dane Cook Likes Em Young, Fun, And Full Of Spunk appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Ah the age gap, it’s nothing but a number. A number between two people that gets weirder the further apart they are from each other. When someone that’s closer to birth decides to date someone that’s closer to death, it’s always a spectacle. Dane Cook is at level 46 in the game of life and has recruited a woman only on level 19 to come play with him. But Dane should probably treat life more like RuneScape, and only hang out with other players around his experience level. Because sometimes when you wield your sword all willy nilly in consensual combat with a young mistress, she may not anticipate certain maneuvers and you may possibly poke her in the eye. Or worse. Get it in her hair. ICYMI, Cook’s currently dating 19-year-old Kelsi Taylor, a self-styled singer-songwriter who’s 27 years his junior. According to Cook, he met the young singer at a game night he hosted at his place. From there, “We were friends for a while & soon after fell in like with each [sic] and then upgraded to love,” the comedian said in an Instagram story from Monday. When asked by a fan if their families approve of the relationship, Cook wrote, “I love her family and we are pretty close and do dinner and hang. My family pretty all died years ago but @_courtneycook_ my sister like [sic] Kelsi a lot.” Neither family seems to have an issue with the couple’s 27-year age gap. There needs to be a TV show where celebrities are filmed spending time with the parents of their much younger significant other. Like I Love You, Daddy, but as a reality series. Either way, relationships with huge age gaps never age well or are expected to last the same way anyone over 450 pounds still in a loving relationship with food typically never makes it past the age of 40. What barely legal woman really wants to deal with the high probability of their up-in-age boyfriend biting the dust before they’re able to celebrate their significant two year anniversary. Normally, young women like to plan weddings, not funerals. Photo Credit: Instagram  The post Dane Cook Likes Em Young, Fun, And Full Of Spunk appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Kanye Showing His True Hue; Wants Sex From Kim’s Sisters

Incessantly referring to yourself in third person and marrying a gypsy that swindled her way the top doesn’t make you a genius, but don’t tell Kanye West that. Kim is upset with her husband after finding out he wants to fill every hole of each woman he calls sister-in-law. If there was a Mount Rushmore […] The post Kanye Showing His True Hue; Wants Sex From Kim’s Sisters appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Incessantly referring to yourself in third person and marrying a gypsy that swindled her way the top doesn’t make you a genius, but don’t tell Kanye West that. Kim is upset with her husband after finding out he wants to fill every hole of each woman he calls sister-in-law. If there was a Mount Rushmore for whores, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and Kylie would be up there. And possibly Kendall whenever she decides to come out of the closet. Kanye just wants to make America great again. What better way to do that then by dutifully servicing the females of America’s first royal family. I don’t know why Kim feels she deserves the decency of Kanye keeping his mouth closed about the matter. If he wasn’t making music, he strikes me as a guy that would attempt to make a living off of Youtube by uploading carefully curated slow motion lingerie football league highlight reel compilations. Does a channel like that already exist? Asking for a friend. In the rapper’s latest single, “XTCY,” Kanye makes no real bones about the fact that he wants to bone Khloe Kardashian. And Kourtney Kardashian. And Kylie Jenner. And, heck, Kendall Jenner, too. “You got sick thoughts?/I got more of ’em,” West says in this track, adding in explicit detail: “You got a sister-in-law you would smash?/I got four of them “Damn, those is your sisters/You did something unholy to them picture/Damn, you need to be locked up/Nah, we need a bigger hot tub.” RadarOnline reports that Kim Kardashian is big mad at Kanye over his creepy lyrics about her sisters. According to their insider, Kim is “furious” with her husband for pulling a stunt like this. The source says that “Kim was livid” when she first heard his outrageous lyrics. And it sounds like this caught her totally off guard. “He did not run the lyrics by any of them before he dropped the song,” the insider reveals. “It really grossed them all out,” the source reveals. There’s a difference between knowing that you’re hot and hearing a member of your family confess that he wants to bang you. The insider shares that: “The whole family was shocked that he would sexualize them like that.” Kanye and Kim being able to command so much attention from everyone is a mistake. Just like the first time you thought infiltrating your girlfriend’s vagina in a body of water would be a good idea because wetter is always better. But then when you stick it in you instantly regret and realize it’s basically the same experience as making love to one of the pool jet openings along the pool wall. Sure there’s less stigma getting caught plowing your girlfriend in the pool than an underwater glory hole, but both actions, nonetheless, are errors in judgement. And an error that I would like to avoid from now on is caring about anything Kanye/Kim related. Photo Credit: Getty Images / Splash News / MEGA  The post Kanye Showing His True Hue; Wants Sex From Kim’s Sisters appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Pete Davidson Pulled Over At 4 AM, Friend Arrested For Drugs

  Thanks to a police arrest, we have new insight as to what ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson and his friends are up to at 4 AM on a Monday. Hint: It rhymes with hugs. And it’s drugs. Or at least, drugs adjacent. This face above be associated with drugs? No […] The post Pete Davidson Pulled Over At 4 AM, Friend Arrested For Drugs appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Thanks to a police arrest, we have new insight as to what ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson and his friends are up to at 4 AM on a Monday. Hint: It rhymes with hugs. And it’s drugs. Or at least, drugs adjacent. This face above be associated with drugs? No damn way. The future Mr. Ariana Grande was pulled over in Syracuse – near where he’s filming some awesome movie – for reasons as of yet unknown. What we do know via TMZ is that after being pulled over, Davidson passed a field sobriety test, but that his friend was arrested for possession of weed as well as the possession of a controlled substance. While we don’t know the controlled substance, it probably kind of rhymes with… nazi cotton? You’d think that, as the driver, Davidson would be on the line for infractions that happen in his car, but I’m not really the authority on drug-crazed 4 AM arrests in Syracuse. In related news, we have our first exclusive picture of Davidson trying on his wedding suit!: Photo Credit: Backgrid, Miramax Films The post Pete Davidson Pulled Over At 4 AM, Friend Arrested For Drugs appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Alec Baldwin Not A Fan Of His Daughter’s Ass

The worst kind of rejection a daughter can receive is her father not being into her slutty knockoff Kardashian Insta ass. This is exactly the type of public humiliation fake model Ireland Baldwin recently faced when her father Alec Baldwin left a disapproving comment on a picture of her impregnating a motorcycle. The post Alec Baldwin Not A Fan Of His Daughter’s Ass appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   View this post on Instagram   stay extra: @phatmango A post shared by Ireland Basinger-Baldwin (@irelandbasingerbaldwin) on Aug 18, 2018 at 1:55pm PDT   The worst kind of rejection a daughter can receive is her father not being into her slutty knockoff Kardashian Insta ass. This is exactly the type of public humiliation fake model Ireland Baldwin recently faced when her father Alec Baldwin left a disapproving comment on a picture of her impregnating a motorcycle. In 2007, when Ireland was only eleven, Alec called her a “rude, thoughtless little pig” in a leaked voicemail. Now he’s slut-shaming her. But it’s all very progressive because of his political affiliation. Ireland posted the motorcycle humping pic to her five bot followers with the caption: Stay extra To which Alec replied: No. Just…no. I personally think it’s weird when fathers comment on their daughters’ bodies in any capacity, especially once the kids are grown adults. Even though this is being interpreted as an endearing and hilarious 8 Simple Rules-y “You’re not going out in THAT, you little slut” fatherly quip, at the end of the day, Alec is sexualizing his daughter. And I think we all know how Paul felt about Bridget. Anyway, Alec provides pithy insight on Saturday Night Live, so who am I to question his parenting. So he wouldn’t fuck his daughter in this pic. Surely there’s someone else out there to pick up the slack. Any takers? Ireland Baldwin? Anyone?     View this post on Instagram   a little @solidandstriped in the desert A post shared by Ireland Basinger-Baldwin (@irelandbasingerbaldwin) on Aug 19, 2018 at 9:09am PDT Photo Credit: Instagram The post Alec Baldwin Not A Fan Of His Daughter’s Ass appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Sadly Elon Musk Isn’t Involved In The LSD-Fueled Threesomes We All Assumed

I was hopeful for the future and really thought humanity was headed in the right direction with Elon Musk at the helm. But the fact that human race’s savior even brushes shoulders with the likes of a woman whose outer labia has the same wingspan length of a fully extended adult sugar glider in mid […] The post Sadly Elon Musk Isn’t Involved In The LSD-Fueled Threesomes We All Assumed appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. I was hopeful for the future and really thought humanity was headed in the right direction with Elon Musk at the helm. But the fact that human race’s savior even brushes shoulders with the likes of a woman whose outer labia has the same wingspan length of a fully extended adult sugar glider in mid flight has me in a state of gloom. Elon is denying all allegations coming from Azealia Banks about him seeking a threesome with her and his Canadian singer girlfriend Grimes, who also happens to share a striking resemblance with Gollum from LOTR. Banks also claims Elon tweets about Tesla while on acid. Anti-drug programs in middle school would have been more efficient if instructors let kids know in addition to a possible overdose, there’s a chance you may be influenced to have group sex with musical cave creatures. If I had a billion dollars I’m not selecting Craigslist-tier entertainers for ménage à trios. Unless I was tripping balls on hallucinogens. Then I’d have sex with whatever is within arm’s reach and worry about the Me Too later. Elon Musk is responding to Azealia Banks’s bizarre allegations about a weekend she says she spent at his house with his girlfriend Grimes.On Sunday, the 27-year-old rapper — who has a history of social media beef — took to Twitter, claiming she flew from New York City to Los Angeles to collaborate with Grimes, 30. Banks alleges she and Grimes never got around to making music and went on to claim billionaire tech mogul Musk, 47, tweeted business dealings while on an acid trip, then wildly speculated that Musk and Grimes only invited her to L.A. to participate in a threesome with them. A spokesperson for Musk told PEOPLE the claims are “absolute nonsense.” “I waited around all weekend while grimes coddled her boyfriend for being too stupid to know not to go on twitter while on acid,” Banks wrote in an Instagram story on Sunday, alleging that Musk was on drugs when he made his social media announcement that he is “considering” taking his public company, Tesla, private for $420 shares. “They invited me here to stay and told me I couldn’t bring my boyfriend…. Lol … it was probably some weird threesome sex s— to begin with,” Banks added. Elon possesses the wherewithal to build a better Bella Hadid or Thorne with desirable upgrades like bigger boobs and the absence of a voice box. He needs quality friends and a handler. Someone to keep him on a literal leash for corrective tugs whenever he gets the urge to talk shit on Twitter or ask women way below his pay grade to take their pants off. Because if he keeps this up, we’ll never colonize Mars. And I don’t know how much longer I can be stuck on a planet with a growing population of male feminists that cis-shame me for not acknowledging Bruce Jenner as a beautiful woman named Caitlyn. Azealia Banks exposing Elon Musk for tweeting while on Acid.. while she was waiting for Grimes at her home … whewwww lord pic.twitter.com/i9BXWWrLAD — sadhoeflo (@sadhoeflo) August 13, 2018 Photo Credit: Getty Images / Splash News / MEGA The post Sadly Elon Musk Isn’t Involved In The LSD-Fueled Threesomes We All Assumed appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Seth Rogen Wants To Be A Daddy

I’m astonished that Seth Rogen found someone of the opposite sex that agreed to marry him. Putting up with a plethora of fart jokes and unwarranted political opinions on the first date is no easy task for any woman. Seth has talked his wife Lauren Miller into carrying his seed for nine months. A genuinely […] The post Seth Rogen Wants To Be A Daddy appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. I’m astonished that Seth Rogen found someone of the opposite sex that agreed to marry him. Putting up with a plethora of fart jokes and unwarranted political opinions on the first date is no easy task for any woman. Seth has talked his wife Lauren Miller into carrying his seed for nine months. A genuinely terrible idea. The world doesn’t need a sequel to Seth Rogen. He’s already the type that believes everything uttered from his lips matters more just because he’s an actor. Even minority beating Mark Wahlberg believes that actors should stick to acting. If a man whose morality compass is that messed up can figure out being in movies doesn’t automatically qualify him as the morality police, why can’t Seth? The Pineapple Express actor revealed Monday on Dax Shepard‘s podcast Armchair Expert that he and his wife Lauren Miller regularly discuss whether to add on to their family that already includes their adorable pup Zelda. “We are open to it. It’s an active conversation. It’s something we talk about,” said Rogen, 36. “I honestly think I would be good at it.” “I have much stupider friends who are good parents,” he joked, adding that the couple’s “passive” turned “active” decision not to have kids thus far has been “mostly a lifestyle thing.” “Not that we even do that much!” he clarified. “My wife did a puzzle for eight hours straight the other day while just watching Peaky Blinders. If you have kids, that’s psychotic to think about. I’ve been building a Lego Ghostbustersthing for weeks. If you have a kid, you can’t do that! Your kid will destroy it. It would get all f—ed up. It’s just one of the million things you can’t do. ” If Rogen is really that hell-bent on having kids, he should go for it. It’s not like he has a sizzling acting career to worry about now that he’s franchised his name to Netflix, the company slowly becoming the final pasture for once in-demand A-listers. His most recently released project, Like Father, is an easily forgettable hour and thirty minutes of your life. For some reason an awkward beta male lusting after a Kristen Bell who can’t put down her phone is considered comedy in 2018. Yeah, Seth deserves to smell shitty pampers all day for that movie alone. Photo Credit: Getty Images / Backgrid USA The post Seth Rogen Wants To Be A Daddy appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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CGM Battling Boob And Boyfriend Problems

Chloë Grace Moretz’s body is causing her some heartache. I believe she’s aging backwards like she has Benjamin Button syndrome, doomed to toil in an indefinitely suspended state of ineradicable baby fat with a side of kid face. The purgatory that she seems to be stuck in makes most men require her to show an […] The post CGM Battling Boob And Boyfriend Problems appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Chloë Grace Moretz’s body is causing her some heartache. I believe she’s aging backwards like she has Benjamin Button syndrome, doomed to toil in an indefinitely suspended state of ineradicable baby fat with a side of kid face. The purgatory that she seems to be stuck in makes most men require her to show an up-to-date state issued ID or valid drivers license before even considering the thought of lustfully gazing at a woman who looks like she turns 13 year after year. Moretz is obviously a vampire who has chosen to spend her immortality on this Earth in the body of the same girl in eighth grade that never gets asked to any dance so she always takes her best friend. Chloë says she felt pressured to get breast implants. I’m not surprised. As a breasts connoisseur, I can tell she’s the owner of the less popular cone shape that can be found on most moderately overweight men. It’s unimpressive to say the least. Chloë Grace Moretz contemplated getting breast implants after finding a push-up bra and inserts in her trailer while filming a movie when she was just 16 years old. “I was like, ‘Where did these come from?’ Those little things were insidious. Even though you can brush them off, you still internalize them,” Moretz, 21, told The Sunday Times Style magazine. “They make you question yourself and think, ‘Well, maybe I am unhappy with the size of my breasts.’” She managed to throw her ex-boyfriend under the bus as well. Which is understandable. Brooklyn Beckham chose Madison Beer and a Playboy model over her and forgot to formally tell her that he was no longer interested in being her lover. Her ex made headlines when he was spotted making out with a Playboy model immediately after their split. Sad to think about poor Chloë having to hear all about that secondhand… When asked very specifically whether she wants any quote about Brooklyn on the record, she first answers: “I want nothing to be said.” But then adds: “I’m not a big fan of PDAs in general. I personally don’t want to see people posted all over my phone making out.” If Chloë wants someone to blame here, she doesn’t have to look further past the shape of her body. Celebrities are shallow, and so are their offspring. Even when their offspring haven’t accomplished anything themselves. If anything, she dodged a bullet. Brooklyn wants to become a photographer which is a far cry from being a real profession. I doubt he’ll be able to become a genuine provider and will eventually end up relying on daddy’s money when no is buying his hipster portraits he calls art. Until then Chloë can keep her fingers crossed that one day Tinder decides to replace pictures with personality descriptions. [Check Out Chloe Grace Moretz Hottest Stories Right Here] Photo Credit: MEGA / Getty Images  The post CGM Battling Boob And Boyfriend Problems appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Charlie Riina Has Gas and Crap Around the Web

Lais Ribeiro Single Mom Bikini of the Day Omarosa Releases Audio of Lara Trump Offering Hush Money After Firing Dakota Fanning Braless Pokies Walking Down the Street Charlie Riina Pumping Gas In A Cleavetastic Uni Is High Grade Sexy Blac Chyna Flashes Her Faptastic Cleavage In Pasties and Lace Dress Eiza Gonzalez Braless And Busting Out Like Bananas… WOW! Chloe Grace Moretz Looks Different Movie Nudity Report: Blaze & On This Day in Movie Nudity History 8.17.18 Oh, The Hotness Of Olivia Munn Stormy Daniels Bails on 'Celebrity Big Brother' at the Last Minute Kendall Jenner Degenerate Pussy Print of the Day Sports Illustrated Presents 2018 Rookies! Miss America Cara Mund Says Org Bullied, Silenced Her in Favor of Gretchen Carlson The post Charlie Riina Has Gas and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Lais Ribeiro Single Mom Bikini of the Day Omarosa Releases Audio of Lara Trump Offering Hush Money After Firing Dakota Fanning Braless Pokies Walking Down the Street Charlie Riina Pumping Gas In A Cleavetastic Uni Is High Grade Sexy Blac Chyna Flashes Her Faptastic Cleavage In Pasties and Lace Dress Eiza Gonzalez Braless And Busting Out Like Bananas… WOW! Chloe Grace Moretz Looks Different Movie Nudity Report: Blaze & On This Day in Movie Nudity History 8.17.18 Oh, The Hotness Of Olivia Munn Stormy Daniels Bails on ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ at the Last Minute Kendall Jenner Degenerate Pussy Print of the Day Sports Illustrated Presents 2018 Rookies! Miss America Cara Mund Says Org Bullied, Silenced Her in Favor of Gretchen Carlson The post Charlie Riina Has Gas and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Beast Kardashian’s Ass Looks Insane In New Paparazzi Pic

  Anyone suffering for those dreaded four-hour-or-longer boners after ODing on Viagra is in luck, because after seeing Beast Kardashian’s misshapen botched shelf ass, not only will your boner subside, but your dick will shrivel up and fall off entirely. No muss, no fuss, no penis. Candids are a Jenndashian’s worst nightmare, because their look depends on carefully-considered […] The post Beast Kardashian’s Ass Looks Insane In New Paparazzi Pic appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Anyone suffering for those dreaded four-hour-or-longer boners after ODing on Viagra is in luck, because after seeing Beast Kardashian’s misshapen botched shelf ass, not only will your boner subside, but your dick will shrivel up and fall off entirely. No muss, no fuss, no penis. Candids are a Jenndashian’s worst nightmare, because their look depends on carefully-considered photo angles – taken during sweet spots in between visits to Groupon Tiquana basement plastic surgeons. Lest we forget. Beast’s ass in this new pic taken during her vacation in Mexico either has some settling to do, or she got pregnant from anal. The fact that we’re being told this is hot is a sign that hyperreality has officially superseded reality. Snowman-proportioned bodies are here to stay. To paraphrase the popular song – Do you want to fuck a snowman? LEST WE FORGET. Head HERE for the exclusive NSFEyeballs Pic Photo Credit: Instagram The post Beast Kardashian’s Ass Looks Insane In New Paparazzi Pic appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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LAST CHANCE: Celebrate Mr. Skin’s 19th Birthday By Joining for Only $4 a Month

Mr. Skin has been celebrating movie nudity for 19 glorious years and that’s something to celebrate. Shout it from the rooftops, people, it’s Mr. Skin’s birthday and he’s giving US a gift. He’s thoughtful like that. For a limited time only – like the length of a birthday weekend – you can sign up for […] The post LAST CHANCE: Celebrate Mr. Skin’s 19th Birthday By Joining for Only $4 a Month appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Mr. Skin has been celebrating movie nudity for 19 glorious years and that’s something to celebrate. Shout it from the rooftops, people, it’s Mr. Skin’s birthday and he’s giving US a gift. He’s thoughtful like that. For a limited time only – like the length of a birthday weekend – you can sign up for Mr. Skin for only $4 a month. This is an impressive deal that is really more of a steal. Now you can be in tune with movie nudity news, being the first among your friends to know which hot celeb takes it all off in the newest TV shows and movies. Mr. Skin isn’t just movie nudity trivia. Skin also features blog posts, movie history, interviews with actresses, playlists, clips, podcasts, pictures and more. Join today to see what you’re missing. Not only is Mr. Skin only $4 a month right now, but if you join today you also get one free month of SexArt. Pretty great if you ask us! Click here to sign right up and start getting skintastic. The post LAST CHANCE: Celebrate Mr. Skin’s 19th Birthday By Joining for Only $4 a Month appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Now You: Do You Social Media? Brought To You By Emma Stone

Do you use social media, or are you above all the bullshit? Let us know.  The post Now You: Do You Social Media? Brought To You By Emma Stone appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Emma Stone is super annoying and anorexic, but she’s automatically cooler than most celebs due to the fact that she’s not on social media. (Or she’s just more pretentious. That’s for you to decide.) She revealed this tidbit in the new issue of Elle: I think it wouldn’t be a positive thing for me. If people can handle that sort of output and input in the social media sphere, power to them. In my mind, Eva Green is the coolest chick to ever exist, and her absence from any social media platform only solidifies my perception that Instagram, Twitter, and Grandmabook are for attention-starved prostitute with nothing better to do. With that said, yes I social media. More of an emphasis on “nothing better to do” than “prostitute.” Though, I wouldn’t say no to an honest buck. So, are you on social media, or are you above all the bullshit? Let us know.   Photo Credit: Elle The post Now You: Do You Social Media? Brought To You By Emma Stone appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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James Gunn Allegedly Attended A Pedo Themed Party

There is no one at the moment suffering more from “it’s not what it looks like” than James Gunn. I personally still believe in conventional American values like “you’re innocent until proven guilty” and in order to establish guilt there needs to be proof beyond a reasonable doubt. So that means I’m still not convinced […] The post James Gunn Allegedly Attended A Pedo Themed Party appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. There is no one at the moment suffering more from “it’s not what it looks like” than James Gunn. I personally still believe in conventional American values like “you’re innocent until proven guilty” and in order to establish guilt there needs to be proof beyond a reasonable doubt. So that means I’m still not convinced that the recent discovery of photos of Gunn at what most outlets are labeling as a “to catch a predator” party means he’s a pedophile. But to the mainstream normies, James is really pushing it. If society can accept men chopping cock just because sex changes are trendy right now, the least we can do is hear James out. In the photos found of James at a themed party, there were also two other individuals dressed as a rabbit and a clown, but neither photograph shows anyone dressed as Chris Hansen. Out of all of the episodes I’ve watched of To Catch A Predator, I don’t remember Chris asking a rabbit to pull up a chair and explain itself. So the “to catch a predator party” headlines are more for clickbait. This is clearly a disgusting attempt to kink-shame a very kinky man. As the James Gunn saga continues to unfold, more and more is coming to light that, unfortunately, makes it tougher to side with the disgraced director. Old photos first discovered by Ian Cheong on Twitter depict Gunn at what’s apparently a To Catch A Predator-themed party. Which, for those who don’t know, is a party based around “a popular NBC investigative series that ran from 2004-2008. Using hidden cameras, the show would catch alleged sexual predators who had arranged to have sex with children as young as 12.” That’s pretty bizarre in and of itself, and in the pics, you can see the director in costume as a Catholic priest along with some young women dressed to look like children, while another shot depicts more of their group and is equally strange. Of course, there’s absolutely nothing illegal about what’s going on here. It’s just a party and everyone seen in the images above is an adult (we presume). Still, the very fact that the director’s attending an event themed after a show about sexual predators is bizarre in and of itself. I can understand how attending a shindig in a Catholic priest costume can be taken out of context. That type of outfit is only expected to be worn on Halloween, to a Marilyn Manson concert, or at hip parties in Portland where they pick Priuses and penny-farthings as their primary means of transportation. The photos were found on Jamesgunn.com. He obviously wasn’t hiding his past or proclivity for eccentricity. As long as everyone at the party in pigtails were consented adults, who cares? Photo Credit: Getty Images / Splash News / Instagram  The post James Gunn Allegedly Attended A Pedo Themed Party appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Would You Hit It: Marion Cotillard Full Frontal Skinny Dipping Candids

  Forty-two-year-old French actress Marion Cotillard has gone nude a ton in her movies, but for her most recent tits and vag out appearance, in Ismael’s Ghosts, she used CGI trickery. She loathes her middle-aged body. But do you? That is the question de jour. Cotillard recently went skinny dipping in broad daylight as paps (who […] The post Would You Hit It: Marion Cotillard Full Frontal Skinny Dipping Candids appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Forty-two-year-old French actress Marion Cotillard has gone nude a ton in her movies, but for her most recent tits and vag out appearance, in Ismael’s Ghosts, she used CGI trickery. She loathes her middle-aged body. But do you? That is the question de jour. Cotillard recently went skinny dipping in broad daylight as paps (who assumed she was someone the world cared about) were kind enough to hide behind the bushes and snap pics for Cotillard’s scrapbook. She’ll definitely be getting an 8×10 printout for the mantel. Cotillard obviously has some sort of workout routine, because her stomach looks remarkably flat for having two kids. She’s got those smoker tits, but there’s something about her unabashed confidence that makes even smoker tits seem cool. Not to mention that naughty French pussy. So, would you hit it? Head HERE for the NSFW pics Photo Credit: Madame Figaro The post Would You Hit It: Marion Cotillard Full Frontal Skinny Dipping Candids appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Chipotle Retraining All Staff On Food Safety After Ohio Disaster

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Chris Hardwick Scaring Away All The Chicks At Work

The show about zombies has turned into a zombie itself, The Walking Dead refuses to die. It was watchable in the beginning, but the activity that goes on surrounding the show is more interesting than anything that has happened on the actual show. Chris Hardwick is the star of Talking Dead, a tough to watch […] The post Chris Hardwick Scaring Away All The Chicks At Work appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. The show about zombies has turned into a zombie itself, The Walking Dead refuses to die. It was watchable in the beginning, but the activity that goes on surrounding the show is more interesting than anything that has happened on the actual show. Chris Hardwick is the star of Talking Dead, a tough to watch 44 minutes that airs after The Walking Dead. Most people only succumb to suffering through it against their will because they’ve misplaced the remote after not keeping tabs on it for an entire hour. Hardwick managed to make 25 employees plus a female executive producer quit all by himself. Which is honestly more fascinating to me than watching Jeffrey Dean Morgan dress up as Danny Zuko and Barry Bonds the brains out of all opposing protagonists almost every episode. Chris Hardwick isn’t getting a warm welcome back to work. Staffers at his show “Talking Dead” are quitting in protest over Hardwick’s Sunday return — two months after an ex-girlfriend accused him of mistreating her. A female executive producer and a “handful” of the show’s staff of approximately 25 have fled since AMC announced Hardwick would resume his role as host of the “Walking Dead” after show, according to a new report. The “Talking Dead” fallout comes days after Hardwick’s first TV appearance — on NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” — since actress Chloe Dykstra penned an essay in June accusing him of sexual and emotional abuse. Hardwick is reportedly working to regain the support of the remaining “Talking” staffers. Someone get Chris a Louisville Slugger and jacket from Schott NYC. TWD deserves another spinoff. I rather put up with a season’s worth of Grease-chic Hardwick being a combination of smug and menacing to his once significant other than another season of a poorly showered Andrew Lincoln always saving the day. We get it, people are shitty when shit hits the fan. But we didn’t sign up for hour long parables on virtue in a post apocalyptic world, we want more of the mindless gore that always comes promised with zombies. Below is a link to the words written by Chris’ ex-lover that almost ended his career. There’s a trigger warning, so if you’re a reader with vibrantly colored hair and/or you constantly call your 300 plus pound female figure “sexy af,” don’t click. Essay written by ex-girlfriend Chloe Dykstra accusing Chris Hardwick of misconduct.  Photo Credit: Getty Images  The post Chris Hardwick Scaring Away All The Chicks At Work appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Yikes and Crap Around the Web

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Alleged Fake Lupus Looks Good On Selena Gomez In New Bikini Pics

Fake lupus to cover for a blown out meth kidney allegedly looks good on Selena Gomez, who posted a bunch of bikini pics while on a motorboat. I admit that previously I didn't get the new look that Gomez was going for, but now I see the sex addict Dora The Explorer light. Gomez looks... good. I imagine that if Selena was actually as sexy as people say she was, which she wasn't, then she would have been Gomez. Spoiler: Selena looked like Frank N. Furter. The post Alleged Fake Lupus Looks Good On Selena Gomez In New Bikini Pics appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Aug 15, 2018 at 5:19pm PDT (Scroll through pics)   Fake lupus to cover for a blown out meth kidney allegedly looks good on Selena Gomez, who posted a bunch of bikini pics while on a motorboat. I admit that previously I didn’t get the new look that Gomez was going for, but now I see the sex addict Dora The Explorer light. Gomez looks… good. I imagine that if Selena was actually as sexy as people say she was, which she wasn’t, then she would have been Gomez. Spoiler: Selena looked like Frank N. Furter. Sex offenders who fell for Gomez as a teen on Wizards of Waverly Place might be disappointed with her more mature curvier look, but, at least in some of these pics, she’s not bad at all. It’s the 1950’s get fucked by your boss when the other gals in the steno pool go out for lunch body, and it’s a nice break from the likes of ripped teenage boy Alicia Vikander. Gomez also recently made a strategic appearance (video below) in her “friend’s” Instagram Story, where she teased her new music. Damn. I was sure this new body was a declaration that Gomez was doing porn.       View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Selena Gomez Updates (@gomezupdatesmarie2) on Aug 15, 2018 at 5:46pm PDT Photo Credit: Instagram / Backgrid USA The post Alleged Fake Lupus Looks Good On Selena Gomez In New Bikini Pics appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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