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Lewis Hamilton The Bowel Movement Nazi

The beginnings of what can be described as the poo supremacy movement has just found its leader in Lewis Hamilton. All turds were not created equal and Hamilton does not want your unworthy logs within his space. Ex-girlfriend Veronica Valle is opening up about her past lover Hamilton’s bi-polar behavior when anyone released the beast […] The post Lewis Hamilton The Bowel Movement Nazi appeared first on wwtdd. The beginnings of what can be described as the poo supremacy movement has just found its leader in Lewis Hamilton. All turds were not created equal and Hamilton does not want your unworthy logs within his space. Ex-girlfriend Veronica Valle is opening up about her past lover Hamilton’s bi-polar behavior when anyone released the beast of the bowels in the wrong bathroom. He became very angry when guests chose to poop on his private plane or kitchen commode. Do you know how hard it is to focus on making the perfect filet when a few feet away the female you invited over is creating a very smelly situation in a very small space. In all fairness that would make almost anyone lose their temper and appetite. Valle recalls: “We were on the way to New York and Lewis went crazy after he found out that the pilot had pooped in the toilet… He was going to fire the pilot!” A few months later, at his house in Monaco, I ended up having to use the toilet that was next to the kitchen to do a number two… He saw me come out and said, ‘Why did you take so long?’… I told him I was pooping. You could tell he was so upset… Being anal-retentive over the anal activities of others doesn’t leave the best impression on women. If an irrational fear of germs is the reason for the rudeness Hamilton can dial it down a notch. His proactive approach at avoiding the microscopic fecal matter sprayed around the room from every flush is lowering his likability with the ladies. With the amount of money he has he should look into paying a personal servant to sanitize the entire washroom after every time anyone goes number two. Photo Credit: Instagram / Twitter  / Backgrid USA / Getty Images The post Lewis Hamilton The Bowel Movement Nazi appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be A Batgirl

Lindsay Lohan knows that the best way to get back on the good side of the same citizens she once turned her back on is by starring in a major Marvel or DC Studios film. Batgirl is the new superhero movie no one asked for and now Lindsay is begging to play lead. No one […] The post Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be A Batgirl appeared first on wwtdd. Lindsay Lohan knows that the best way to get back on the good side of the same citizens she once turned her back on is by starring in a major Marvel or DC Studios film. Batgirl is the new superhero movie no one asked for and now Lindsay is begging to play lead. No one can put a finger on what exactly she does to earn money but this film should give her a reason to file taxes again. It’s possible that Lohan has been absent from acting so long directors won’t even have the slightest clue of who she is. That’s why she’s enlisted the help of her loyal fanbase, all six people, to retweet until someone notices or cares that she wants to play the part of Batgirl. Lohan wants to play Batgirl in Joss Whedon’s movie with that title, and she’s not being shy about it. Lohan’s main competitors for Batgirl are Hailee Steinfeld and Alicia Silverstone. All three women are gridlocked in a three-way tie for most uninteresting face in a movie most people won’t see. But if for some reason this movie does do well expect to see alternative female versions of every superhero franchise released in the last ten years. Spidergirl and She-Hulk may draw a crowd out of curiosity but the minute you turn Wolverine into a woman is when you’ve went too far. RT if I should star in the new BATGIRL movie and everyone tell @joss — Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) January 6, 2018 Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News / Backgrid USA The post Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be A Batgirl appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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James Toback Loves To Sniff Pits

I’m no stranger when it comes to having peculiar proclivities but asking women to allow me to inhale their underarms after a long day will always be a hard limit. Anything sexual dealing with feet is strange and already being normalized but I don’t think the world is ready to see Whiff My Pits 3 […] The post James Toback Loves To Sniff Pits appeared first on wwtdd. I’m no stranger when it comes to having peculiar proclivities but asking women to allow me to inhale their underarms after a long day will always be a hard limit. Anything sexual dealing with feet is strange and already being normalized but I don’t think the world is ready to see Whiff My Pits 3 on YouPorn’s homepage of suggested videos just yet. Unless your name is James Toback. Just glancing at the guy gives onlookers enough evidence to speculate over all of the societal norms he breaks on a daily basis. Actress Natasha Leggero recalled her strange run in with James that she’s classifying as sexual harassment. Natasha on her experience with Toback: “I’m gonna need you to do one thing,” she claims he said. “I’m gonna need you to grow out your armpit hair.” She says he wasn’t satisfied until it was 4 inches long. Leggero says she obliged and met Toback the following week in Central Park, per his request. He then took her to a part of the park known as The Ramble, a place that she described as “a gay cruising spot where gay guys would go have sex” at the time. When they arrived, she says Toback asked to see her armpit hair. “I show it to him and he’s like, ‘Now I’m gonna have to pleasure myself,’ so he started to hump a tree,” she recalled. I completely understand that being in Hollywood requires you to think outside of the box but the first red flag of gone too far is any guy ever asking a woman to grow out her armpit hair. Requests like that are only acceptable in the certain states no one in America cares about, like Alabama. Being sexually excited by armpits is something I hope never catches on. Toback is a weird dude and has the appearance of your average Dorito eating, Mountain Dew guzzling, League of Legends basement dwelling weeaboo. There’s no doubt in my mind that he was inspired to get off on pits after watching his ritualistic morning marathon of rare hentai. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News The post James Toback Loves To Sniff Pits appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Dawn Olivieri Sultry in Red and Crap Around the Web

Emilie Payet naked on a boat of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Nina Dobrev‘s best bikini pics from Mexican vacation (TMZ) Josephine Skriver pokies and cameltoe (TaxiDriverMovie) Dawn Olivieri sexy sultry lady in red (Egotastic) Playmate Val Keil truly raises the bar (EgotasticAllStars) Madison Beer‘s cleavage show will melt your eyes (Popoholic) Sophie Mudd‘s breasts are the next HUGE thing (HollywoodTuna) […] The post Dawn Olivieri Sultry in Red and Crap Around the Web appeared first on wwtdd. Emilie Payet naked on a boat of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Nina Dobrev‘s best bikini pics from Mexican vacation (TMZ) Josephine Skriver pokies and cameltoe (TaxiDriverMovie) Dawn Olivieri sexy sultry lady in red (Egotastic) Playmate Val Keil truly raises the bar (EgotasticAllStars) Madison Beer‘s cleavage show will melt your eyes (Popoholic) Sophie Mudd‘s breasts are the next HUGE thing (HollywoodTuna) Where to See This Weekend’s Stars Nude (Mr.Skin) Guide to the 2018 AVN: Best All-Girl Movie (Fleshbot) Demi Lovato works out her breasts (ILikeBreasts) The post Dawn Olivieri Sultry in Red and Crap Around the Web appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Most Important Italian-American Since Al Capone Also Goes Down For Taxes

It’s obvious anyone making a reality TV level salary that purchases matching Bentleys for himself and brother after only one season isn’t interested in properly paying taxes. I’m more surprised it took Mike ”The Situation” Sorrentino this long to get himself into a situation he couldn’t fix. I always believed a case of super syphilis […] The post Most Important Italian-American Since Al Capone Also Goes Down For Taxes appeared first on wwtdd. It’s obvious anyone making a reality TV level salary that purchases matching Bentleys for himself and brother after only one season isn’t interested in properly paying taxes. I’m more surprised it took Mike ”The Situation” Sorrentino this long to get himself into a situation he couldn’t fix. I always believed a case of super syphilis would be his downfall before skipping out on Uncle Sam. The air fisting aficionado along with his brother are both going to plead guilty to tax fraud. The pair are facing 15 and 25 year sentences. The Sorrentinos were accused of not paying all of the federal income tax owed on Michael’s $8.9 million income from 2010 to 2012. The government also alleged that they deposited cash into different bank accounts to avoid reporting income to the IRS, as well as inflating their business expenses for high-end cars and clothing. The Situation does look like someone dumb enough to believe he could defer tax debt until death. Aside from Pauly D and JWoww the cast of Jersey Shore is incapable of doing right in life. Ronnie is getting into bar fights in Las Vegas and Snooki is still orange after all these years. If Italian-Americans were upset over The Sopranos making them look bad Frank Sinatra is crocodile death rolling in his grave at the idea of this group’s existence. Mike is learning the hard way that the only thing scarier than a well-connected Italian with money is the IRS. I hope he kept the receipt for the Ferrari, he’s going to need the extra cash for Cup Of Noodles in commissary. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News The post Most Important Italian-American Since Al Capone Also Goes Down For Taxes appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Adam Levine Almost Pooped Pants While Wife Gave Birth

Maroon 5 frontman and all around sexy lesbian Adam Levine had the bowel-movements like Jagger while his wife was in labor with his daughter back in 2016. He shared this baby book-worthy family memory during his appearance last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, where Levine further explained that his experience of almost dropping a load […] The post Adam Levine Almost Pooped Pants While Wife Gave Birth appeared first on wwtdd. Maroon 5 frontman and all around sexy lesbian Adam Levine had the bowel-movements like Jagger while his wife was in labor with his daughter back in 2016. He shared this baby book-worthy family memory during his appearance last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, where Levine further explained that his experience of almost dropping a load in his pants can be attributed to advise he received from Carson Daly, who – fun fact to know and share – is apparently still with us(?). Levine paraphrases Daly’s words of fatherhood wisdom: Remember to eat. A large percentage of new dads pass out because they forget to take care of themselves and don’t nourish their bodies with food and faint a lot of the time. Alex, I’ll take “what are things anorexic people say” for $500. Levine took this advice and ran with it, to the point that he almost exploded in his panties while his wife was pushing a human out of her no-no, and undoubtedly sharting out half her body weight in the process. Thunder, you have been stolen: So [wife Behati Prinsloo] kind of went into labor throughout the day, and it was beautiful. I was eating a lot though. We finally go to the hospital, I’ve put back an unbelievable amount of food. Like basically bursting at the seams, I was gonna s— my pants. Also, my wife is in labor and it’s the lamest thing to be when your wife is going to be having a baby and you’re like ‘I got to take a s—.’ That’s not, in any way, a viable complaint. So you got to keep it inside, literally and figuratively. It was brutal. What a gross thing to share on national television. I guess today’s takeaway is that if you have completely run out of things to offer the world, pull the ol’ smoke and mirrors by making everyone picture your quivering dilated asshole. I think that’s the takeaway at least.   Photo Credit: YouTube The post Adam Levine Almost Pooped Pants While Wife Gave Birth appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Blind Item: A-List Singer About To Be Dropped By Record Label

Speaking of singers, this A list singer, who is probably headed towards permanent A list status soon is in real danger of getting dropped by her record company. Despite her popularity, no one is buying her records. Her most recent one was a bomb. She spent way too much time partying and traveling the globe and the results show it. The post Blind Item: A-List Singer About To Be Dropped By Record Label appeared first on wwtdd. This might not be the juiciest Blind Item ever – at least not compared to James Marsden possibly getting worn like a sock puppet – but pretty much any singer that fits today’s description is horrible, and the news of oh, IDK, Katy Perry getting dropped from her record label splashed across headlines could just make me cream my pants. My first guesses were obviously Perry and Lady Gaga, but the “partying” gets in the way because I can’t imagine Perry or Gaga have any friends. Also the “popularity.” I poked around Selena Gomez’s Billboard résumé and she actually hasn’t done so hot, and her four random singles in 2017 weren’t released on an official album. But someone else said Lana Del Rey, and basically, please let it be Katy Perry:   Speaking of singers, this A list singer, who is probably headed towards permanent A list status soon is in real danger of getting dropped by her record company. Despite her popularity, no one is buying her records. Her most recent one was a bomb. She spent way too much time partying and traveling the globe and the results show it.   H/T: crazydaysandcrazynights Photo Credit: Instagram, Twitter / Pacific Coast News / Backgrid USA / Splash News  The post Blind Item: A-List Singer About To Be Dropped By Record Label appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Monica Lewinsky Original MeToo Sexual Survivor

Its 20 been years since Bill Clinton splooged his unborn children onto Monica Lewinsky’s dress and wiped the residuals on the nearest house plant. Wouldn’t you agree that calls for a celebration? Monica Lewinsky sure thinks so. She labels herself as “survivor of the unimaginable” as if secretaries sucking off their bosses doesn’t happen at […] The post Monica Lewinsky Original MeToo Sexual Survivor appeared first on wwtdd. Its 20 been years since Bill Clinton splooged his unborn children onto Monica Lewinsky’s dress and wiped the residuals on the nearest house plant. Wouldn’t you agree that calls for a celebration? Monica Lewinsky sure thinks so. She labels herself as “survivor of the unimaginable” as if secretaries sucking off their bosses doesn’t happen at almost every office in America. Even the Oval in her case. How else was someone whose only skill is answering telephones at the White House going to get a promotion? Fellatio for her led to a book deal, a Barbara Walters interview, and a line of handbags. But now the natural born opportunist is attempting to capitalize from the MeToo movement. Since the hashtag was already taken she started a survivor’s chain on Twitter. If Monica survived anything it was avoiding the same fate as her role model Marilyn Monroe. Monroe’s affair with powerful political figures ended a little less lucratively and slightly more lethal than anticipated. Still somehow Monica walks away from consensually slurping Bill’s balls as a heroine. If someone were to bring up survivors to never forget from almost two decades ago the first thing that comes to mind are those that lived through 9/11 more than Monica having William’s willy in her mouth. for 20 years, i’ve marked 16 jan as the day i survived another year from 1998. on this 20th (!!!) anniversary, thinkin’ maybe we could try a survivor’s chain. whaddya think? (too corny?) RETWEET if you survived the unimaginable in your life — Monica Lewinsky (@MonicaLewinsky) January 16, 2018 Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News The post Monica Lewinsky Original MeToo Sexual Survivor appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Work Your Arm to Ana de Armas in This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

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Mark Wahlberg Accused of Steroid Use by Captain Obvious

If there’s one thing I’ve learned here wrapping up five years, it’s that after thousands of stories of shocking behavior and exclamation point worthy headlines, not a single one of these stories is the least bit stunning or unpredictable. Once you take a moment to understand a people or types of people, you can no […] The post Mark Wahlberg Accused of Steroid Use by Captain Obvious appeared first on wwtdd. If there’s one thing I’ve learned here wrapping up five years, it’s that after thousands of stories of shocking behavior and exclamation point worthy headlines, not a single one of these stories is the least bit stunning or unpredictable. Once you take a moment to understand a people or types of people, you can no longer find their behavior unfathomable. Gasping is for people who wake up from a nightmare. Not people already awake. Case in point, TMZ’s tempest in a teapot story of a convicted steroid dealer claiming he distributed his PEDs to Mark Wahlberg, Josh Duhamel, and WWE wrestler Roman Reigns. The revelation is deemed revelatory. Which should only make sense if you happen to believe men suddenly develop pounds and pounds of sculpted muscle in their 40’s. Wahlberg now resembles a pro-wrestler in his build, like at any time during one of his horrifically dramatized film performances he might start making his individual pec muscles bounce and tear a car door from its hinges. He’s twice as strong now than he was as a teenager, for which the Vietnamese immigrant population of South Boston is surely grateful. There’s still a pretend game in Hollywood that is generally supported by the symbiotic media. Nobody’s having plastic surgery, popping pills, or fucking their interns in a callous attempt at revenge for their wife who is fucking the Caribbean pool boy. The film business doesn’t even have any openly gay stars. This in spite of the fact that cock rings and lube sell equally strong to organic kale in most of the upscale residential areas of Los Angeles. There’s no particular reason Wahlberg shouldn’t shoot the juice. He has the thespian skills of a fourth grade elf in a school Christmas play. Or what they used to call a Christmas play. Strike that, a fourth grade Imam in a winter production about tolerance. Despite looking like the slow kid they let bag at the corner market, Wahlberg’s become the single highest paid actor in Hollywood. The Rock is a close second. Hmm, what do those two have in common? The male version of really nice tits. People who seek fame and fortune need fame and fortune to mask an otherwise strong sense of self-loathing, typically based on a rather valid bit of introspection. Not everybody in entertainment is horrible. Not every celebrity is obsessed with self. Not every actor believes they hold the key to enlightened moral living. But most certainly do. Let’s keep making fun of them. Hwyl fawr. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News / Backgrid USA / Facebook  The post Mark Wahlberg Accused of Steroid Use by Captain Obvious appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Lorde Has Throbbing “Chasm That Opens And it’s Never Going To Close”

Yeah baby open that throbbing chasm. If you mostly know the Kiwi singer Lorde for her chart-topping music, then feel free to share all of your Tumblr Jack Skellington fan art in the comments below. If not, my hope is that you best know her as the singer who allegedly porked beautiful strong woman Jack […] The post Lorde Has Throbbing “Chasm That Opens And it’s Never Going To Close” appeared first on wwtdd. Yeah baby open that throbbing chasm. If you mostly know the Kiwi singer Lorde for her chart-topping music, then feel free to share all of your Tumblr Jack Skellington fan art in the comments below. If not, my hope is that you best know her as the singer who allegedly porked beautiful strong woman Jack Antonoff in the studio while his recently minted ex Lena Dunham sat at home trying to make herself as unlikeable and unattractive as possible to teach us a thing or two about something. Hmm crazy wonder why he left her. If Lena Dunham is the self-assessed spokesperson for women under thirty, women over thirty, men under thirty, men over thirty, straight women, gay women, straight men, gay men, black people, Native Americans, migratory birds, non-migratory birds, straws, calculators, staplers, and rocks, then Lorde is the self-assessed spokesperson for all of those with a special focus on faux-suicidal twelve-year-old girls who look up to her acne-riddled angst. This girl tells it like it is, and has a die-hard following of people who love to hear the exact same song repeated twelve times on an album. While opening up her tight chasm for Billboard, Lorde spills on the permanence of the #MeThree! movement, which already shows signs of having the lasting effect of the planking challenge: What is really interesting and important about this moment is that every man I know is having to check himself — having to be aware of his misogynistic biases, having to re-examine his understanding of consent. I think that is so overdue and so vital. It’s the kind of thing that only comes about when people are brave enough to share and really bring these dudes down. I think every woman is like, ‘Oh, my God, it’s happening.’ A really important thing, that Gabrielle Union addressed eloquently, is that we can’t forget that white voices are given their moment much more willingly than voices of color. It’s so important to realize that people of color weren’t afforded this luxury of having everybody listen always. But for me, it feels like one of those things where there’s this chasm that opens and it’s never going to close. You don’t get to un-have this moment. This is forever, and the way this trickles down to everyone’s lives is a permanent thing. If rapists and sexual assailants didn’t get the message before, they’re sure going to stop now that a wickedly clever hashtag is coming for their heads. Unfortunately for Lorde, as we talked about yesterday, the #MeThree! pendulum has been pushed way too far in one direction, and the more we keep inching it past its ideal spot, the more it’s going to swing back and take out half of Hollywood. Just watch. Seriously. People are going to start feeling guilty and insane for retweeting Rose McGowan and they’re going to overcompensate by giving even undeserving perverts second chances. Within the year, Matt Lauer will be getting his trusty assault button installed under his desk in his new office somewhere. But back to Lorde and her dripping wet chasm. Here she is live!     Photo Credit: Billboard, South Park The post Lorde Has Throbbing “Chasm That Opens And it’s Never Going To Close” appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Ryan Dorsey Domestic Battery Charges Against Naya Rivera Dismissed

Living away from Appalachia for too long has left me nostalgic for the white hot trailer park goss of my high school years, but thankfully dented trashcan Naya Rivera and her knockoff Jesse Pinkerton Ryan Dorsey, the father to her two-year-old son, are here to bring the warm fuzzies. Riverton was arrested in West Virginia over […] The post Ryan Dorsey Domestic Battery Charges Against Naya Rivera Dismissed appeared first on wwtdd. Living away from Appalachia for too long has left me nostalgic for the white hot trailer park goss of my high school years, but thankfully dented trashcan Naya Rivera and her knockoff Jesse Pinkerton Ryan Dorsey, the father to her two-year-old son, are here to bring the warm fuzzies. Riverton was arrested in West Virginia over Thanksgiving for beating up Dorsey, and now TMZ has the pictures that prove more than anything that Dorsey is a little bitch. In the pics, the international acting sensation can be seen supposedly showing off his wounds from the altercation, but um, am I missing something, because all I’m seeing is a piece of garbage pouting for a selfie. He’s Bella Thorne. I think for a self-respecting man to claim to be the victim of domestic abuse at the hands of a woman, he has to be shot in the face. Or at least be full-blown stabbed. And if you are a man and you are the victim of domestic abuse, then just suffer in silence, because I really can’t respect you otherwise.  This guy has money-grubbing fame ho written all over him, but even worse, he had the guts to take these stupid pictures. I can only imagine the rescue mission needed when he gets a paper cut. Not surprisingly after seeing these images, the charges against Rivera have been officially dismissed by the court. Her current life seems punishment enough anyway. See the pics from TMZ here. Photo Credit: Instagram The post Ryan Dorsey Domestic Battery Charges Against Naya Rivera Dismissed appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Donald Trump Has an Undead Hooker Problem

The cliche line reads that the only thing that’ll cost you your job in Washington D.C. is a dead hooker in your bed, or a live boy. The former probably holds true. The latter may now launch you into higher office. President Trump has a live hooker problem. No, not Melania. She’s cool. Porn star, […] The post Donald Trump Has an Undead Hooker Problem appeared first on wwtdd. The cliche line reads that the only thing that’ll cost you your job in Washington D.C. is a dead hooker in your bed, or a live boy. The former probably holds true. The latter may now launch you into higher office. President Trump has a live hooker problem. No, not Melania. She’s cool. Porn star, a term thrown around exceedingly loosely in accolade parlance, Stormy Daniels claims she had a sexual affair with Trump a decade ago, while married to his current third wife. She doesn’t claim this so much as Trump detractors have re-found Stormy in their never ending attempt to smear him with shit he’s almost certainly guilty of, but to which nobody much gives a shit. Like banging a porn star. Would Trump do that? Probably. It’s hard to shock people to the core with things they already believe to be likely. Have you heard Alabama football players may not be putting much effort into their academic studies? True fact. Let’s riot. Unable to stir the populace into a revolutionary event, outlets like Mother Jones turned the Trump dicks porn star story into a conspiracy by Fox News to keep the live sex worker story quiet. Mother Jones points out that Fox News reporter Diana Falzone had a piece ready to go on Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump a month before the 2016 election, but it was killed for some dubious journalistic reasons. Fox even had an email purporting to show the $130,000 Trump’s attorney paid Daniels to STFU about whatever rimming and face sitting took place. Is it possible the Fox execs were rooting for Trump the way CNN/NBC were pulling crazy hard for Hillary Clinton? Again, remember those Alabama football players ditching Criminal Sciences class. Shocking. (catch more of Lex Jurgen and his Terrible Words on Twitter) Mother Jones concludes that Trump’s affair with the porn star is copacetic and his personal business, but that the payoff to keep quiet about it “is a very big deal”. There’s no explanation of why it’s such a big deal to pay off chicks you sleep with on the side when you’re a wealthy businessman. And when you’re running for President, doubly so. Not like he had her killed. Nor did he pay her off to shut up about a crime as did Harvey Weinstein, in between writing checks to the Clinton campaign. He paid her not to go to TMZ or the DNC to get paid by them. Trump being a narcissistic asshole is the least surprising tale of the past two years. The manner in which he’s turned millions of other people into blindly tantrum throwing unmeasured assholes is the actual newsworthy story. The post Donald Trump Has an Undead Hooker Problem appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Disabled Groups Slam Casting of Joaquin Phoenix as Paraplegic

There are a thousand things wrong with this world, and a thousand fixes, half of them maybe make sense. The other half are ludicrous. Befriend people who can discern the difference between smart and dumb solutions and you won’t find yourself on the embarrassing end of a protest march or sit-in. Gus Van Sant has […] The post Disabled Groups Slam Casting of Joaquin Phoenix as Paraplegic appeared first on wwtdd. There are a thousand things wrong with this world, and a thousand fixes, half of them maybe make sense. The other half are ludicrous. Befriend people who can discern the difference between smart and dumb solutions and you won’t find yourself on the embarrassing end of a protest march or sit-in. Gus Van Sant has a new movie coming out. Which means it’s a great day in acting town for young twink boys. Van Sant chose to put Joaquin Phoenix in the bio pic lead role of controversial cartoonist, John Callahan, a car-crash injured paraplegic bound to a wheelchair. The Ruderman Family Foundation for promoting disability inclusion particularly tore into the filmmaker and producers: “It was a mistake for director Gus Van Sant to cast Joaquin Phoenix in his upcoming biopic about disabled cartoonist John Callahan. The time has come for the entertainment industry to audition and cast actors with disabilities to play leading roles portraying disability. As we enter 2018, American society no longer finds it acceptable for white actors to play black, Asian or Hispanic characters. It is equally unacceptable and offensive for able-bodied actors to be cast inauthentically in the roles of characters with disabilities.” The Foundation claims that the Phoenix casting is both offensive and a missed opportunity to cast a disabled actor. Though they didn’t say which element angered them more. They do make a point. Because casting is no longer about finding the right actor, but hitting the appropriate demographic boxes, why not hit the affirmative action button on casting a disabled person? The art of acting, such that you may suggest that exists, inherently accepts that actors are playing roles, not themselves. For instance, my career peaked in fourth grade when I portrayed a tree on stage. Prior to that, I was a parked car. Acting range aside, the conceit is that theatrical dramatizations are not the same as real life. Van Sant probably doesn’t give a shit what level of disability his lead actor has, he merely wants talent, and perhaps a name big enough to get some production cash. You can’t name a wheelchair bound actor, which makes the latter funding point fairly germane. It is reasonable to accept that a paraplegic actor might bring something to the role of a wheelchair bound guy, but the character in the movie loses use of his legs at 21. What if the wheelchair bound actor didn’t experience anything similar. Is it possible Phoenix could wrap his head around losing use of his legs more so than a guy who has never walked could portray a former ambulatory person. And how would you even film those scenes, at least on a Van Sant film budget? Theoretically, it would be nice if there were casting for people who otherwise had trouble finding gigs. It’s acting, not skyscraper welding. Pretty much anybody with a desire to get attention and a hint of hatred toward their father can emote for a camera. There’s no reason why an Asian guy, a disabled guy, or Hmong woman can’t portray roles as well as the angry #MeToo perfect features yoga set of Brentwood. Though none of those people will be in a Gus Van Sant movie either. Too much underaged nipple. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News The post Disabled Groups Slam Casting of Joaquin Phoenix as Paraplegic appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Samantha Bee Reminds Us That Men Are Basically Rapists in Poor Disguise

Samantha Bee took a strong stand among her one-hundred percent lock-step audience by denouncing the people denouncing the chick who wrote an op-ed piece calling Aziz Ansari a sexual “misconduct” kind of guy for not reading her unspoken cues during sex after a dinner date. Some people felt that Ansari shouldn’t be smeared with the […] The post Samantha Bee Reminds Us That Men Are Basically Rapists in Poor Disguise appeared first on wwtdd. Samantha Bee took a strong stand among her one-hundred percent lock-step audience by denouncing the people denouncing the chick who wrote an op-ed piece calling Aziz Ansari a sexual “misconduct” kind of guy for not reading her unspoken cues during sex after a dinner date. Some people felt that Ansari shouldn’t be smeared with the broad brush of “raping fiend” for asking his date if he could put his dick in her vagina after it had been in her mouth. He clearly missed the subtext signals she was sending out by only blowing him with half-enthusiasm. Bee, the less drunk Chelsea Handler that basic cable demanded, seemed especially peeved that so many people were willing to un-#MeToo Ansari, as opposed to insisting that we gave the short brown guy a shot, but he’s a rapist, so, bye-bye for forever. Burn your bras and use them to torch the world feminists don’t like things that don’t involve destruction of the opposing gender. It’s very Jim Crow South kind of thinking, with minorities jumbled up a bit. Bee insists that Ansari is guilty of being a fake feminist and merely like the rest of men, rapists in poor disguise. She’s probably right about the first part. Dude’s wearing Time’s Up Pins and marching in women’s marches are immediately suspect as perverts, con artists, or financial subs to heavyset aggressive women. People like me had to wade through a sea of prehensile dicks to build the world we know and enjoy. And part of enjoying that world is setting a higher standard for sex than just not rape. And women get to talk about if men don’t live up to those standards. Especially if that man wrote a book about how to sex good. What many fail to understand is it doesn’t have to be rape to ruin your life, and it doesn’t have to ruin your life to be worth speaking out about. Any kind of harassment or coercion is unacceptable. Men: if you say you’re a feminist, then fuck like a feminist. That last matriarchal line has caught on among women online looking to swap in hashtags for actual accomplishment. Though nobody could explain to you what fucking like a feminist actually means. Assume it’s not donkey punches. It likely means, make me happy or you’re a rapist about whom I’m going to write an op-ed in a feminist blog retweeted by Samantha Bee, Lena Dunham, and Jessica Chastain. So you, boy, are toast. The reason men press for sex need no explanation for people who can sit through a single biology class without screaming misogyny. The reason men are clumsy at sex in regard to women is that they largely have no clue what they’re doing and their partners are unwilling to speak up and tell them. Most men are not rapists. They are pleasers when they actually get some. In the absence of IKEA like directions, men become confused and grunt one out. If you’re now insisting they pick up on silent pantomimes of complex emotions expressed through eyebrow curls, they’re simply going to look elsewhere. Especially when the cost of a misread is total professional destruction. The post Samantha Bee Reminds Us That Men Are Basically Rapists in Poor Disguise appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Jewel Still Flawless and Crap Around the Web

Lottie Moss Instagram lingerie of the day (DrunkenStepfather) The sexiest stars hanging out in bathrobes (TMZ) Holly Willoughby slight black panties flash (TaxiDriverMovie) Jewel still looking absolutely flawless (Egotastic) Laura Desiree uncovers the Naked News (EgotasticAllStars) Genie Bouchard shows off her sexy sweat stains (Popoholic) Romee Strijd just because she is amazing (HollywoodTuna) Top Ten Nude Scenes from Musicals (Mr.Skin) Damn, Victoria Beckham looks hot […] The post Jewel Still Flawless and Crap Around the Web appeared first on wwtdd. Lottie Moss Instagram lingerie of the day (DrunkenStepfather) The sexiest stars hanging out in bathrobes (TMZ) Holly Willoughby slight black panties flash (TaxiDriverMovie) Jewel still looking absolutely flawless (Egotastic) Laura Desiree uncovers the Naked News (EgotasticAllStars) Genie Bouchard shows off her sexy sweat stains (Popoholic) Romee Strijd just because she is amazing (HollywoodTuna) Top Ten Nude Scenes from Musicals (Mr.Skin) Damn, Victoria Beckham looks hot (Fleshbot) Asa Akira Bare Subway Breasts (ILikeBreasts) The post Jewel Still Flawless and Crap Around the Web appeared first on wwtdd......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 18th, 2018Related News

Star Wars Star Shamed For Being Vertically Challenged

Short shaming is now being nationally recognized. The trend is being ushered in by Star Wars’ very own Warwick Davis. Never mind that midgets have forged entire gimmicky careers doing everything from stripping to being orange hued avocado hair chocolate slave sell outs, Davis wants you to know the word “midget” is offensive. He has […] The post Star Wars Star Shamed For Being Vertically Challenged appeared first on wwtdd. Short shaming is now being nationally recognized. The trend is being ushered in by Star Wars’ very own Warwick Davis. Never mind that midgets have forged entire gimmicky careers doing everything from stripping to being orange hued avocado hair chocolate slave sell outs, Davis wants you to know the word “midget” is offensive. He has already managed to get the user who described him as a midget suspended from social media. I always wondered who gets to decide when and which words randomly become offensive. Midget is just something shorter used to describe a little person, no pun intended. Warwick Davis called Twitter out Sunday night for disregarding his reports of abuse on an “offensive” tweet. The tweet in question shows a photograph of the actor and his family on a red carpet with a caption reading, “Oh my god. Warwick Davis has got a full midget family.” Maybe if “victims” understood that calling attention to minor alleged aggressions may turn a situation into a major issue we would have less arguing over nothing. It’s one thing to use the word midget in a disparaging manner but most of the population doesn’t  hate other adults just because they can never reach the sink without a stool. TLC basically exploits little people every year with a new show focused on the lives of people too short to ride any rollercoaster safely secured ever. If anyone is your enemy it’s them, not the people referring to you as midgets. We won’t see change until TV stations stop fetishizing the extremely small. And frankly I’m tired of reality TV shows were the climax of the episode is a fun-sized adult overcoming the obstacle of taking out a full trash bag twice their height. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News The post Star Wars Star Shamed For Being Vertically Challenged appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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The Jig Is Finally Up With Prince William’s Dome

It’s been thirty-five-years in the making, but Prince William has now, for the first time, officially buzzed his head, and the Internet is eating up every failed follicle on his bald dome. If The Crown has taught me anything it’s that the Royal Family doesn’t have a hell of a lot going on, and randomly that Matt […] The post The Jig Is Finally Up With Prince William’s Dome appeared first on wwtdd. It’s been thirty-five-years in the making, but Prince William has now, for the first time, officially buzzed his head, and the Internet is eating up every failed follicle on his bald dome. If The Crown has taught me anything it’s that the Royal Family doesn’t have a hell of a lot going on, and randomly that Matt Smith looks like The Thing, so we’ll just give the Brits this one. Royals generally have a pretty great attitude regarding aging and appearance. Whereas stateside we have the Jenndashians – spawned from mangled plastic Hollywood sensibilities, across The Pond they have the Royals – spawned from centuries of inbreeding, frumpiness, and apathy. The fact that members of the Royal Family have come out looking less like chromosome experimentation test subjects than members of our Armenian dynasty is a testament to the perverse dedication of the back alley Mexican plastic surgeons frequented by the Jenndashians. My point is that William’s cavalier attitude towards his appearance seems kind of foreign, and he’s probably just happy he wasn’t born with ten knees. Instead of joining the #RugLife alongside the Hollywood rug elite including Seth MacFarlane, John Travolta, Jeremy Piven, Nicolas Cage, and about a billion other men, William allowed heredity to take a classy, natural dump on his head, and has even joked about his receding hairline on and off for years. But as of this week he finally threw in the towel and buzzed the fuzz, and so yeah here we are. Wow they really don’t have anything to offer us do they. Maybe once Prince Harry officially marries that random whore they’ll be more like the Kardashians. Photo Credit: Getty Images The post The Jig Is Finally Up With Prince William’s Dome appeared first on wwtdd......»»

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Leah Remini Rescues Paul Haggis From Rape Blame

Every once in a while Xenu inspires someone to do something good for someone else. Even if they’re the naysayers on the other side of the psychiatric ward fence disguised as a church. Leah Remini came to rescue Paul Haggis from rape accusations by writing an open letter. She calls out the accusers for not […] The post Leah Remini Rescues Paul Haggis From Rape Blame appeared first on wwtdd. Every once in a while Xenu inspires someone to do something good for someone else. Even if they’re the naysayers on the other side of the psychiatric ward fence disguised as a church. Leah Remini came to rescue Paul Haggis from rape accusations by writing an open letter. She calls out the accusers for not going to the police as usual because destroying a man’s career from the comfort of your couch is way more convenient. It’s won’t be long before there’s a rape app with a Tinder interface culling every man’s profile who a woman has slept with, easily swiping right to accuse them of sexual assault. This actually might even be the church’s attempt at ruining Haggis right after finding out the big Scientology secret is something as stupid as talking to your skin because it’s composed of sacred beings. Leah Remini has written an open letter along with Mike Rinder, her co-host of the A&E docu-series “Scientology and the Aftermath,” in which the pair defend “Crash” director and fellow ex-Scientologist Paul Haggis against multiple sexual misconduct allegations, including two rape claims. Haggis was accused of sexual harassment and abuse by four women The inner urge for humans to have to rationalize everything we don’t understand and believe in anything carved a path for the Scientology cult to be created. It’s certainly not our best application of accumulated knowledge and experience but we are a species that worshipped the sun at one point in our existence on this Earth. A religion only for the rich scamming millionaires out of their money on the basis of belief is exactly what most celebrities deserve but being falsely accused of rape isn’t. Photo Credit; Pacific Coast News The post Leah Remini Rescues Paul Haggis From Rape Blame appeared first on wwtdd......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 18th, 2018Related News