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Kim Kardashian Posts Almost Vag Pic On Instagram

A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Apr 23, 2018 at 11:12pm PDT While you’d be hard-pressed to find someone who hasn’t seen Kim Kardashian’s kun… vagina, the ol’ thing still has the ability to make the news, and everyone’s talking about the new pic Kardashian posted to pimp perfume on the KKW […] The post Kim Kardashian Posts Almost Vag Pic On Instagram appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Apr 23, 2018 at 11:12pm PDT While you’d be hard-pressed to find someone who hasn’t seen Kim Kardashian’s kun… vagina, the ol’ thing still has the ability to make the news, and everyone’s talking about the new pic Kardashian posted to pimp perfume on the KKW Fragrance Instagram. I can’t post it because we’re obviously wildly legit, so you’ll have to head here if you like gross things. If we’re going by this image, the fragrance most likely smells like Vagisil and crying scared gay rapper dick. Oh or maybe it smells like warm baked bread as an ode to the chunks of yeast that fall out of Kim’s kavernous kun… vagina. Either way, I’ve obviously already preordered it to spray on things I don’t want my dog to touch. As if seeing almost vag wasn’t enough to dazzle and delight Kim’s millions of bot followers, she also posted a hand bra tit pic (here) on her own profile, and at this point I’m wondering what the end goal is for Kim. She has money. She has fame. Is this the kind of thing where someone wants positive reinforcement for a part of them that they know is banged up and disgusting? Like when an amputee leaves the stump visible so they can count any interaction that day as a validating success? And I have to see them on the street and suddenly try to remember what my expression would be in that moment if I wasn’t horrified? Or does Kardashian actually, in her heart of hearts, think that seeing her almost vag is a positive experience for her fans? Genuinely curious at this point. See the magic HERE   A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Apr 22, 2018 at 11:02am PDT The post Kim Kardashian Posts Almost Vag Pic On Instagram appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Allison Mack Arrested For Being Sex Cult Scout

Allison Mack was laying out the blueprint on how to properly run a sex cult until she got sloppy and was eventually caught. An observant R. Kelly should do everything he can to learn from her mistakes because a sex trafficking charge is pretty serious. The judge will throw the book at anyone caught with […] The post Allison Mack Arrested For Being Sex Cult Scout appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Allison Mack was laying out the blueprint on how to properly run a sex cult until she got sloppy and was eventually caught. An observant R. Kelly should do everything he can to learn from her mistakes because a sex trafficking charge is pretty serious. The judge will throw the book at anyone caught with their pants down peeing on underage runaways with nowhere else to go. And vigilante inmates often break broomsticks off in the buttholes of others inside for sex related offenses. But maybe Allison is into that, she does have those “I heart anal” eyes. Allison allegedly lured in and exploited women who were down on their luck and in need some guidance. But some of the blame has to be on the victims here. Allison is 35-years-old. Any woman over 30 living in America without children, a former corporate career, or an ex-husband should raise a red flag. More often than not if she’s single and creeping towards 40 she’s a sociopath into cults and collecting cats. Some baggage is obligatory by your mid-thirties if you want to come off as “normal.” Actress Allison Mack, best known for her role as Clark Kent’s clever confidant Chloe on CW’s “Smallville,” was indicted on Friday on charges of sex trafficking, sex trafficking conspiracy and forced labor conspiracy, according to a statement released by the Justice Department. Mack’s arrest is related to her alleged involvement with an organization called Nxivm (pronounced NEX-ium), a group that claimed to be a self-help program but was, in reality, a pyramid scheme in which some recruits were exploited “both sexually and for their labor, to the defendants’ benefit,” according to U.S attorney Richard P. Donoghue. Nxivm’s founder, Keith Raniere, also known within the group as Vanguard, was also indicted on Friday. This entire situation is white collar pimping gone wrong. Allison was Keith Raniere’s “bottom bitch,” which job duties normally include fetching more women. Her job was to “break” these down on their luck, emotionally damaged women. But instead of turning these women into street walkers for a profit, he formed a cult and kept them to himself. Most likely to live out some 50 Shades of Grey fantasy because most women aren’t willing to sign a contract agreeing to candle wax being poured across their clitoris on the first date. Women only agree to those sex acts if you’re a handsome misunderstood billionaire with his own helicopter. Maybe Mack can metoo her way out of harsh sentencing. Photo Credit: MrSkin.com, See her topless there too The post Allison Mack Arrested For Being Sex Cult Scout appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Madison Beer Classy Boyfriend and Crap Around the Web

In today’s edition, Brooke Burke rocks a cameltoe, Liz Hurley in a see-through top, and former child stars who grew up and did a nude scene! Brooke Burke’s Cougar Cameltoe of the Day Stormy Daniels’ New Porno Is Killing It Chanel West Coast Slips a Nip on her Snapchat Madison Beer’s Boyfriend Gets Handsy in […] The post Madison Beer Classy Boyfriend and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. In today’s edition, Brooke Burke rocks a cameltoe, Liz Hurley in a see-through top, and former child stars who grew up and did a nude scene! Brooke Burke’s Cougar Cameltoe of the Day Stormy Daniels’ New Porno Is Killing It Chanel West Coast Slips a Nip on her Snapchat Madison Beer’s Boyfriend Gets Handsy in LA Janet Lupo Showcases Her Ridiculously Full Pair Cardi B Won’t Say Whether She Gave Jay-Z Permission to Touch Baby Bump Aubrey Plaza Drops Some Sexy Braless Bosom Action On Seth Meyers Chloe Grace Moretz Give Good Face Former Child Stars That Grew Up to Have Nude Scenes Twenty Questions with Hot Porno Starlet Carolina Cortez Celine Farach Nude Selfies Leaked! Elizabeth Hurley See Through of the Day Gigi Hadid Parties with Long Line of Model Friends for 23rd Birthday The post Madison Beer Classy Boyfriend and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Lamar Odom Now Selling Drugs Instead Of Doing Them

Lamar Odom lost millions of dollars and almost his life after abusing crack to keep up with Khloe Kardashian, but he’s put that life behind him. He’s moved on to marijuana and Khloe’s moved on to putting in zero effort when it comes to naming things that come out of her vagina. It’s hard to […] The post Lamar Odom Now Selling Drugs Instead Of Doing Them appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Lamar Odom lost millions of dollars and almost his life after abusing crack to keep up with Khloe Kardashian, but he’s put that life behind him. He’s moved on to marijuana and Khloe’s moved on to putting in zero effort when it comes to naming things that come out of her vagina. It’s hard to tell which of the two is doing better in life at the moment after their split. Odom allegedly kicked his free-base habit to become an entrepreneur of sorts. But how many people are really going to buy anything from a former junkie. Seems like he would be a guy to get high off his own supply. You can’t make a profit from dank nugs if you’re always smoking them. Lamar Odom is officially getting into the cannibis business. He is hoping to release a line of products which he claims helped him while he was in rehab for substance abuse. Opening up about his new venture – which will be in addition to his Rich Soil clothing line – the former LA Lakers star revealed he turned to cannabis while in recovery for cocaine addiction. ‘While going through rehab, I discovered certain strains that support wellness. ‘Friends, associates, and ex-teammates asked me what solutions I was using on my road back to recovery, and that’s when Rich Soil Organics was born.’ ‘It’s a perfect time to offer these Cannabis solutions to the public who may be going through similar body issues as I am. You can’t transition from being Pookie to Nino. Lamar should probably involve himself in selling something other than a product you can get high from. He’s gone from NBA Power Forward to selling screen printed t-shirts and weed. He’s one failed sale away from relapsing and forcefully washing the windows of vehicles stopped at red lights for spare change. Honestly that would probably bring in more income. The last thing anyone wants to do is contest an angry seven foot man on drugs with a squeegee in his hand waiting to be tipped at least a dollar for his time and service. The post Lamar Odom Now Selling Drugs Instead Of Doing Them appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Apr 24th, 2018Related News

Baby’s Got Back Tattoos

People look so much better with tattoos. Said no one ever who isn't a Dolly's Splash Country Water Park gold card holder, drug dealer, porn star, hipster, or lot lizard based out of a Love's truck stop off I-95. Or, apparently, Scarlet Johansson. I'll never quite understand the impetus for getting tattoos, especially ugly as shit ones, so you can imagine my surprise at seeing the ink that Scarlet Johansson bravely showed off at the Avengers: Give Us Your Money Assholes world premiere. The post Baby’s Got Back Tattoos appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. People look so much better with tattoos. Said no one ever who isn’t a Dolly’s Splash Country Water Park gold card holder, drug dealer, porn star, hipster, or lot lizard based out of a Love’s truck stop off I-95. Or, apparently, Scarlet Johansson. I’ll never quite understand the impetus for getting tattoos, especially ugly as shit ones, so you can imagine my surprise at seeing the ink that Scarlet Johansson bravely showed off at the Avengers: Give Us Your Money Assholes world premiere. Johansson – who plays Black Widow – basically pulled a Ben Affleck, because while people previously thought that her tats were fake and for a role, turns out world, they’re real. Real shit-tay. She went for the tried-and-true roses as well as a lamb, and I really hope she doesn’t think her tats are in any capacity elevated above a huge cross commemorating a shooting victim or God forbid Tweety Bird. Because they’re not. They’re… fucking heinous. At least now we know why Johansson got so riled up about equality and periods and stuff during the Women’s March. The poor thing was #MeToo-ed by a tattoo artist. Or he just innocently looked at her new haircut and assumed she was a member of Hell’s Angels. Photo Credit: Getty Images The post Baby’s Got Back Tattoos appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 94: Top 10 All Time Favorite Nude Scenes

This week's Mr. Skin Podcast is one for the record books! The post Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 94: Top 10 All Time Favorite Nude Scenes appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. This week’s Mr. Skin Podcast is one for the record books! Have you ever wondered what Mr. Skin’s favorite nude scenes of all time were? Well, wonder no further! This week we go over the finest nude scenes according to Mr. Skin! Heavy hitters like Alexandra Daddario and Halle Berry are sure to make the cut, but who else will find their way onto the list? There’s only one way to find out! Click on the player below to listen to the show and then click over to the Mr. Skin Podcast page for all the links mentioned in the episode, as well as your chance to call into the show and make your voice heard! The post Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 94: Top 10 All Time Favorite Nude Scenes appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Jennifer Aniston Stalks Justin Theroux At Child’s Birthday Party, Could Be Dangerous

I'm severely disappointed in the Internet today, because people have really dropped the ball on the perfect opportunity to call out Jennifer Aniston as a baren desperate old sack of unlovable crap. I thought the deal we all agreed upon is Ashley Graham is physically not nausea-inducing, Chrissy Teigen is hilarious, and Aniston is just one bunny away from Fatal Attraction. But apparently she's just a normal seventy-five-year-old woman. Boo. The post Jennifer Aniston Stalks Justin Theroux At Child’s Birthday Party, Could Be Dangerous appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Happy ONE year birthday Billy! A boy who in 365 days has done more for American national health care than we could all wish to do in our lifetimes. He doesn’t even know yet how courageous he is. An honor to know him and his incredible and equally courageous parents. Thank you @CedarsSinai & @ChildrensLA #registertovote A post shared by @ justintheroux on Apr 22, 2018 at 1:10am PDT   I’m severely disappointed in the Internet today, because people have really dropped the ball on the perfect opportunity to call out Jennifer Aniston as a baren desperate old sack of unlovable crap. I thought the deal we all agreed upon is Ashley Graham is physically not nausea-inducing, Chrissy Teigen is hilarious, and Aniston is just one bunny away from Fatal Attraction. But apparently she’s just a normal seventy-five-year-old woman. Boo. This weekend Aniston happened to be attending Jimmy Kimmel’s perpetually-dying kid’s one-year birthday party at the same time as her ex Justin Theroux, but we don’t yet have any of our beloved insiders to let us know if the two acknowledged each other or if Aniston simply spent the afternoon following Theroux around to lap up of the residual spit in his drink glasses. He’s inside me again. Where he belongs. Unfortunately websites aren’t painting this as a stalking situation, and instead are simply letting us know that Aniston and Theroux were at the same event at the same time. It’s times like these that I almost wish I wasn’t writing on the dark web so I could let mainstream media know what’s really up. Jennifer Aniston stalked Theroux to a kid’s birthday party. She’s a threat to herself and others. She could have had a gun. Maybe I can use this in my portfolio for People Magazine.   A yr ago today, God gave us this tough little boy. Today, we thank the nurses & doctors at @CedarsSinai & @ChildrensLA who saved his life & those who shared thoughts & prayers. We cannot stay quiet. Please wish Billy happy birthday by REGISTERING TO VOTE! vote.gov A post shared by Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) on Apr 21, 2018 at 2:29pm PDT Photo Credit: Getty Images, Instagram The post Jennifer Aniston Stalks Justin Theroux At Child’s Birthday Party, Could Be Dangerous appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Gwen Stefani Doesn’t Know Much About Herself

Gwen Stefani lost a trivia game to a fan on Jimmy Kimmel Live, forcing her to fork over her purse, sunglasses, and dress. While the woman who knew Stefani better than herself officially won, both ended up being losers. Gwen’s a loser because she was there first-hand for every experience she was questioned about but […] The post Gwen Stefani Doesn’t Know Much About Herself appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Gwen Stefani lost a trivia game to a fan on Jimmy Kimmel Live, forcing her to fork over her purse, sunglasses, and dress. While the woman who knew Stefani better than herself officially won, both ended up being losers. Gwen’s a loser because she was there first-hand for every experience she was questioned about but somehow a stranger knew more. And her opponent who won is a loser for knowing enough about her that would suggest she would like to wear Gwen’s skin if the opportunity arose. If she was a man she would have won a free restraining order in addition to her other prizes after walking away victorious. The singer and current coach on “The Voice” squared off against a superfan in a game of trivia all about herself on “Jimmy Kimmel Live”Wednesday night and lost. To Stefani’s credit, at least she went into the game with low expectations and was beaten by a woman who’s attended over 100 of the former No Doubt singer’s shows. “The thing is, is that I am basically Dory and I don’t remember anything that happened to me before so she’s for sure going to win,” Stefani predicted before Kimmel kicked off the contest. Gwen must be terrible to talk to at a bar. She obviously isn’t a fan of herself if she can lose a game show where the topic of focus is answering questions about herself. Her No Doubt days must have been fueled by drugs if she was mentally checked out for most of it. She should probably check if her accountant cheated her out of a few checks as well since her soul was just a passenger in a very bangable body that forgot to flip on the record button. She’s an example why rockstars shouldn’t take Rohypnol recreationally. The post Gwen Stefani Doesn’t Know Much About Herself appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Selfies Are Officially A Mental Disorder

Surprise. Too many selfies a day means you should check-in at the nearest mental hospital, far away from the rest of us who don’t have the urge to upload multiple headshots inspired by insecurity. First there was internet addiction, then addiction to video games, now taking too many self-portraits is officially recognized as a problem. […] The post Selfies Are Officially A Mental Disorder appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Surprise. Too many selfies a day means you should check-in at the nearest mental hospital, far away from the rest of us who don’t have the urge to upload multiple headshots inspired by insecurity. First there was internet addiction, then addiction to video games, now taking too many self-portraits is officially recognized as a problem. “Selfitis” is the name psychologists are choosing to label the disorder because “boring bitch who believes taking the same picture of their face more than five times a day” was too long. Taking too many selfies isn’t even one of the better addictions, like sex. And it won’t be long before H&M markets the term on the back of blush pink iPhone cases with a slogan stating that they hope researchers never find a cure. Are you obsessed with taking selfies? Chances are you might have “selfitis” — a genuine mental condition that makes a person feel compelled to constantly take photos and post them on social media, psychologists say. The term has been around since 2014 to describe obsessive selfie-taking but has not been backed by science until now.Those who suffer from selfitis are generally seeking to boost their confidence, seek attention, improve their mood, make memories, conform with their social group and be socially competitive. The rise of social media and the addition of front facing cameras on every smartphone was the perfect storm. And there’s more sinister side effects to this disorder than just uploading too many pictures of the same face. It leads to some individuals disconnecting from the person and large pants size they are in real life. Fat women have been angling multiple selfies on social media to deceive men into believing they’re a smaller size for at least a decade. If they begin rounding everyone up for free straight jackets, they can start with that demographic for taking the most fraudulent of photographs and creating an alternate existence online where some women are 50 pounds thinner thanks to the perfect angles.   Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian Instagram  The post Selfies Are Officially A Mental Disorder appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Apr 23rd, 2018Related News

Nadeea Volianova in Not a Bikini and Crap Around the Web

In today’s edition, catch up with Sofia Richie’s rack, Vanessa Morgan’s mammaries, and Kendall Jenner’s Earth Day celebration! Sofia Richie Tits of the Day Teyana Taylor Eats Chicken While Grinding on Strippers Jessie Wallace Nipple Slip Russian Pop Singer Nadeea Volianova’s Barely-There Bikini Almost Falling Off Stop And See Gorgeous Model Ruth Guerri’s Must-See Nude […] The post Nadeea Volianova in Not a Bikini and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. In today’s edition, catch up with Sofia Richie’s rack, Vanessa Morgan’s mammaries, and Kendall Jenner’s Earth Day celebration! Sofia Richie Tits of the Day Teyana Taylor Eats Chicken While Grinding on Strippers Jessie Wallace Nipple Slip Russian Pop Singer Nadeea Volianova’s Barely-There Bikini Almost Falling Off Stop And See Gorgeous Model Ruth Guerri’s Must-See Nude Shoot Draya Michele Wedgies Out In Miami During Hot Bikini Shoot Christina Hendricks Busting Out Her Ginormous Super Cleavage Like Bananas… WOW! Charlotte McKinney In A Little Bikini Kendall Jenner Celebrates Earth Day with Her Ass We Needed Some Lara Stone Boobs Erotic Photography by Mijail Reshetnikov! Vanessa Morgan Titties of the Day Madonna Loses Lawsuit Over Tupac Letter Auction The post Nadeea Volianova in Not a Bikini and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Kim Zolciak Has Gone Too Far

The Human Microwaved Ken Doll hit Miami Beach looking like a kind of artificial intelligence Asian Kim Zolciak, and it's definitely going to be the look of the season. Everything about Ken - real name Rodrigo Alves - is fake, besides of course whatever psychological disorder he's suffering from. The paparazzi paid their respects to the death of human dignity as Alves posed like he's someone who's actually attractive. They're photographing him as though he's a bearded three-headed fat lady sword-swallower midget, but Alves is none the wiser. Ignorance is bliss. And so is crippling body dysmorphia I guess. The post Kim Zolciak Has Gone Too Far appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. A post shared by Rodrigo Alves (@rodrigoalvesuk) on Apr 16, 2018 at 3:05am PDT The Human Microwaved Ken Doll hit Miami Beach looking like a kind of artificial intelligence Asian Kim Zolciak, and it’s definitely going to be the look of the season. Everything about Ken – real name Rodrigo Alves – is fake, besides of course whatever psychological disorder he’s suffering from. The paparazzi paid their respects to the death of human dignity as Alves posed like he’s someone who’s actually attractive. They’re photographing him as though he’s a bearded three-headed fat lady sword-swallower midget, but Alves is none the wiser. Ignorance is bliss. And so is crippling body dysmorphia I guess. Alves claims to have had more than £500,000  of plastic surgery done on his body – including rib removal – and the results speak for themselves. I mean wow. A waxy silicon six-pack stapled on top of his gut. Scars that would bring something to the table in Jaws. A face that looks like a burn victim’s haphazard reconstructive skin graft. Again, it just works. Better luck next time God and Mother Nature and biology and taste and dignity. This is how it’s done.   Photo Credit: Backgrid The post Kim Zolciak Has Gone Too Far appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Carrie Underwood Lost A Fight To A Set of Stairs

Carrie Underwood is famous for making misandry into a sing-along melody. Maybe her lover wasn’t unfaithful and the blonde woman at the bar in Before He Cheats forgot her purse to pay for her drink. Obviously he was just being a gentleman. Insecurity that leads to destruction of property is very relatable, and so is […] The post Carrie Underwood Lost A Fight To A Set of Stairs appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Carrie Underwood is famous for making misandry into a sing-along melody. Maybe her lover wasn’t unfaithful and the blonde woman at the bar in Before He Cheats forgot her purse to pay for her drink. Obviously he was just being a gentleman. Insecurity that leads to destruction of property is very relatable, and so is falling down the stairs in front of your home for everyone that’s over the age of 65. If clumsy Carrie is smart she’ll be making a hit single about that soon and tour every group home in America. Add Life Alert to the list of sponsors she should make a killing. I need to see the set of woman hating stairs that Carrie slipped and fell down. Obviously they were designed by the patriarchy as she required surgery and more than a few stitches. Carrie Underwood is opening up for the first time about her frightening fall. Shortly after cohosting the CMAs in November, the American Idol winner, 35, fell from the front stairs of her Nashville home — sending her to the hospital with a broken wrist that necessitated surgery, and cuts to her face that required more than 40 stitches. “I was taking the dogs out to go pee one last time, and I just — I tripped,” she said. “There was one step, and I didn’t let go of the leashes! Priorities! So that’s why my left hand’s fine. But I went to catch myself and I just missed a step.” Underwood broke her right wrist and injured her face around her mouth, with the scars slightly visible during the interview. Carrie is only 35-years-old so the only excuse anyone that age has to fall down stairs so bad that it breaks your wrist is from either being piss drunk or wearing a new pair of Uggs on unforeseen ice. I’m going to assume since Carrie has money she doesn’t live in an area of Nashville where the temperature drops too far below 65 degrees. This leaves late night binge drinking Jack Daniels as the only explanation. Almost every country song ever is inspired by borderline alcoholism and whiskey abuse. She may have gotten too cocky attempting to walk the family cocker spaniel in Honky Tonk town after finding sorrow and her new hit single at the bottom of the bottle. Thank God she didn’t let the leash go as the only thing worse than the embarrassment of face planting after missing a step is being injured, inebriated, and also in search of your doggo and puppers in the dark. Photo Credit: Instagram/Splash News  The post Carrie Underwood Lost A Fight To A Set of Stairs appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Woody Allen Finding More Support From Other Men

Javier Bardem understands that America is no country for perverted old men, and pedophile rapist should receive the cattle gun forehead special if it was legal to do so. But in an interview with a French newspaper, Paris Match, he came clean about his unpopular opinion regarding Woody. He truly believes that Allen isn’t one […] The post Woody Allen Finding More Support From Other Men appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Javier Bardem understands that America is no country for perverted old men, and pedophile rapist should receive the cattle gun forehead special if it was legal to do so. But in an interview with a French newspaper, Paris Match, he came clean about his unpopular opinion regarding Woody. He truly believes that Allen isn’t one of the guilty guys and unfortunately had his name added to the #metoo hit-list after opening his mouth to warn everyone about the impending witch hunt. Prophetic. But even the most dubious accusations are sticking in this current climate and when the world knows the woman you’re sleeping with now was sort of your stepdaughter, it doesn’t help your case. Dylan Farrow’s sexual abuse at 7-years-old story is starting to sound more credible just based off of Woody’s preference for sexual partners. Handing out spankings and being called daddy may have been a turn on for Woody if you fit the prerequisite of being adopted and under his supervision. Javier Bardem is “shocked” by the treatment of Woody Allen and said he has “doubts” about the longstanding allegations of sexual misconduct against the filmmaker.“If there was evidence that Woody Allen was guilty, then yes, I would have stopped working with him, but I have doubts,” Bardem said, according to People. “I am very shocked by this sudden treatment. Judgments in the states of New York and Connecticut found him innocent. The legal situation today is the same as in 2007.” Woody is weird when it comes to women but he hasn’t done anything illegal. Regrettably, the smear campaign against his character is working. He’s no longer welcome in Hollywood or the nearest adoption agency. If Allen is anything like his character in Annie Hall I can see why he has to groom his dates from a young age. He’s so awkward that he would never find love if he wasn’t able to scout talent from the orphanage. Photo Credit: Javier Bardem’s wife Penelope Cruz via Backgrid The post Woody Allen Finding More Support From Other Men appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Guess That Fat Celebrity – This Woman Edition

It’s time for nobody’s favorite game – Guess That Fat Celebrity. The only hint I’ll give you is that despite what you probably think, this is in fact not Fortune Feimster. And anybody who Google Image searches the pic is a sad bitch. Also, bless the paparazzi for photographing celebs while they eat. It’s the […] The post Guess That Fat Celebrity – This Woman Edition appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. It’s time for nobody’s favorite game – Guess That Fat Celebrity. The only hint I’ll give you is that despite what you probably think, this is in fact not Fortune Feimster. And anybody who Google Image searches the pic is a sad bitch. Also, bless the paparazzi for photographing celebs while they eat. It’s the great equalizer. They may be rich and famous, but we all look like primeval pigs when we eat. Some more than others though. Obviously…   Photo Credit: Backgrid The post Guess That Fat Celebrity – This Woman Edition appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Shania Twain – Man, I Feel Like A Trump Supporter

Chart-topping country songstress and Restalin attack survivor victim Shania Twain "gol' darn gone and done it" by stating in an interview with The Guardian that she would have voted for Trump had she been an American instead of Canadian. A country singer voting Republican. Let's all try to wrap our minds around that one. A country singer. Voting. Republican. Next thing you'll tell me is that an NBA player infected his pregnant girlfriend with stripper AIDS. Khloé and Tristan. Allegedly - according to be. Anyway, I just won't believe it. Not for a second. The post Shania Twain – Man, I Feel Like A Trump Supporter appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. A post shared by Shania Twain (@shaniatwain) on Apr 19, 2018 at 1:08pm PDT Chart-topping country songstress and Restalin attack survivor victim Shania Twain “gol’ darn gone and done it” by stating in an interview with The Guardian that she would have voted for Trump had she been an American instead of Canadian. A country singer voting Republican. Let’s all try to wrap our minds around that one. A country singer. Voting. Republican. Next thing you’ll tell me is that an NBA player infected his pregnant girlfriend with stripper AIDS. Khloé and Tristan. Allegedly – according to be. Anyway, I just won’t believe it. Not for a second. Twain stated: I would have voted for him because, even though he was offensive, he seemed honest. Do you want straight or polite? Not that you shouldn’t be able to have both. If I were voting, I just don’t want bullshit. I would have voted for a feeling that it was transparent. And politics has a reputation of not being that, right? Twain is making her return from a fifteen-year hiatus brought on by Lyme disease and trauma related to her stepfather beating and molesting her throughout her childhood. Step-incest in country music. I just won’t believe it. Not for a second. She said that he began mistreating her: …Around the age of 10. I feel the sexual abuse goes hand in hand with the physical and psychological abuse when it’s somebody you know. I learned to block it out. Abusers need to manipulate you, whether it’s before or after, and what I said to myself is: ‘OK, there’s something wrong with this person and that person is not well.’ Normally Twain’s legitimately harrowing #MeToo moment would draw knee-jerk support, but since she stated that she would have hypothetically voted for Trump, she’s a dumb bitch. And let’s be honest. She wanted it. Twain’s problem is that country fans aren’t the ones fueling her comeback, and in fact, Like many of you, I’m pretty sure the majority of them assumed she died five decades ago. Twain found a second coming thanks to a gay community that can’t say no to a leopard cape and matching bra. She even guest-judged last week’s RuPaul’s Drag Race. If she’s banking on those gay dollars, this would be an instance of one needing to know one’s audience.   A post shared by Shania Twain (@shaniatwain) on Apr 19, 2018 at 9:31am PDT Which, interestingly, Twain now claims that she does. Interviewers are motivated by clicks rather than quality, and I wouldn’t put it past The Guardian’s Simon Hattenstone for putting a buzz-worthy twist on one of Twain’s answers. That’s what she insinuated happened in a series of repenting tweets:   I would like to apologise to anybody I have offended in a recent interview with the Guardian relating to the American President. The question caught me off guard. As a Canadian, I regret answering this unexpected question without giving my response more context (1/4) — Shania Twain (@ShaniaTwain) April 22, 2018 I am passionately against discrimination of any kind and hope it’s clear from the choices I have made, and the people I stand with, that I do not hold any common moral beliefs with the current President (2/4) — Shania Twain (@ShaniaTwain) April 22, 2018 I was trying to explain, in response to a question about the election, that my limited understanding was that the President talked to a portion of America like an accessible person they could relate to, as he was NOT a politician (3/4) — Shania Twain (@ShaniaTwain) April 22, 2018 My answer was awkward, but certainly should not be taken as representative of my values nor does it mean I endorse him. I make music to bring people together. My path will always be one of inclusivity, as my history shows. (4/4) — Shania Twain (@ShaniaTwain) April 22, 2018 The moral of this story is that there are no more important opinions in the world than those of celebrities, and we should hang on every word they say and murder them if they say something we don’t agree with. Thanks for teaching us another valuable lesson Internet. The post Shania Twain – Man, I Feel Like A Trump Supporter appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Apr 23rd, 2018Related News

Paula Patton Stealing Married Men

Paula Patton went from pretty to Marvel’s amazing muff slurping superhero all with one haircut. She was either bitten by a radioactive Scarlett Johansson or lacks quality friends if no one around her managed to talk her out of getting a haircut from the visually impaired barber at her local Super Cuts. But the bad […] The post Paula Patton Stealing Married Men appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Paula Patton went from pretty to Marvel’s amazing muff slurping superhero all with one haircut. She was either bitten by a radioactive Scarlett Johansson or lacks quality friends if no one around her managed to talk her out of getting a haircut from the visually impaired barber at her local Super Cuts. But the bad ideas don’t end there for Paula. This woman is on a roll. The same woman responsible for sending Robin Thicke into a pit of depression that his career never recovered from is now dating married men. Relationships need to come with a rulebook. Because this feels slightly out of bounds but there’s no referee to make the call. They most likely met on AshleyMadison.com and couldn’t get enough of each other. Destruction brings creation and infidelity that causes divorce brings new dick. Patton, 42, who gushed about her relationship with Malibu, Calif., realtor Zach Quittman on Monday, failed to mention that the father of two is not yet legally separated. “He doesn’t even have his stuff out of the house,” a source told us on Tuesday. Paula is probably a lunatic behind closed doors so dating men that are still legally married isn’t a big deal. Thicke and Patton allegedly were having threeways with their massage therapist until Robin started screwing her without Paula there and ruined a happy ending. Now she wants her turn at being a home-wrecker. Hopefully she’s just going through a slooty mcslootinson phase after her divorce because women always murder other women over men. Paula should probably turn on a television and check out the show Snapped before she gets any further down that rabbit hole with him. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News The post Paula Patton Stealing Married Men appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Apr 23rd, 2018Related News

Victoria Beckham Annoys A Fashionisto

It’s always comical to see gay men and women argue. Both are protected classes in society that equally aim for the throat when threatened in any argument but are forced to keep composure when things go public. He can’t call her a cunt, and she can’t drop f-bombs without backlash. Stalemate. Stefano Gabbana hates the […] The post Victoria Beckham Annoys A Fashionisto appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. It’s always comical to see gay men and women argue. Both are protected classes in society that equally aim for the throat when threatened in any argument but are forced to keep composure when things go public. He can’t call her a cunt, and she can’t drop f-bombs without backlash. Stalemate. Stefano Gabbana hates the fact that Victoria Beckham’s breathes air and isn’t shy about letting her know. Stefano chose to utilize the most manliest way possible to express his dislike of her and posted three thumbs down emojis under a picture of Victoria. On her birthday. Talk about death by shade. Maybe using thumbs down emojis is the best way to deal with women you don’t like. Domestic violence would drastically decrease. Now when a woman says she slept with your brother out of spite you can leave three thumbs down emojis on her Instagram instead of leaving her with a black eye. Stefano is on to something. This isn’t the first time the two designers have publicly sparred. Back in April 2014, speaking at the launch of the Victoria and Albert Museum’s “The Glamour of Italian Fashion” exhibit, Gabbana reportedly called Beckham a friend before disparaging her designs. “For us, she don’t make [clothes] the same way like a fashion designer,” he said via The Telegraph. “She’s a designer but … it’s different. John Galliano is a designer … Alexander McQueen.” The world is obviously going to end soon if gay Italian designers and women aren’t getting along. Stefano doesn’t really come clean about the reason why he began to dislike Beckham but I have a theory. His lover Domenico Dolce is a huge Spice Girls fan and probably forces him to role play as Posh Spice often. That or the Wannabe single gets stuck in his head every time he looks at her. That’s a good enough reason to thoroughly hate another human being. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News  The post Victoria Beckham Annoys A Fashionisto appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Apr 22nd, 2018Related News

Blind Item: Alcoholic Drug Addict Hates Her Fans

This Blind Item was already all but revealed because Selena Gomez was filmed a week ago buying wine at Target while definitely not strung out on meth. Definitely. But then again, maybe, just maybe, this could be describing our little AIDS under a microscope herself, Bella Thorne. But then again, I like to imagine that Thorne skips over wine in favor of gasoline. Hmm. The post Blind Item: Alcoholic Drug Addict Hates Her Fans appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Selena Gomez with Raquelle Stevens at a Target in Irvine, California [April 13] @selenagomez con @raquellestevens en un Target en Irvine, California [Abril 13] pic.twitter.com/GkDW1Lm64V — Selena Gomez News (@_selenagomezecu) April 14, 2018   This Blind Item was already all but revealed because Selena Gomez was filmed a week ago buying wine at Target while definitely not strung out on meth. Definitely. But then again, maybe, just maybe, this could be describing our little AIDS under a microscope herself, Bella Thorne. But then again, I like to imagine that Thorne skips over wine in favor of gasoline. Hmm. ____________________________ While the cameras were focused on her, our favorite wine buying, drug taking former tweener turned adult actress/singer signed autographs and took pics with fans. As soon as the cameras stopped, so did our actress/singer. ____________________________ The post Blind Item: Alcoholic Drug Addict Hates Her Fans appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Apr 21st, 2018Related News

Taylor Swift Defending Herself Against Death Again

It’s amazing what some men do for women they’ve never met or never had a chance with in their life. Some kook from Connecticut was most likely high watching cartoons when he decided robbing a bank to impress Taylor Swift would persuade her to marry him. Obviously an idea inspired by skipping his meds, watching […] The post Taylor Swift Defending Herself Against Death Again appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. It’s amazing what some men do for women they’ve never met or never had a chance with in their life. Some kook from Connecticut was most likely high watching cartoons when he decided robbing a bank to impress Taylor Swift would persuade her to marry him. Obviously an idea inspired by skipping his meds, watching Scooby Doo, and at least two lines of cocaine courage. And he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling authorities. His terribly concocted plan led to him being taken into police custody. As soon as the crazies got wind of his failed attempt they decided to give their own schemes a go. No less than a week later a man was attempting to break into Taylor’s home with ammunition, rope, and a knife. The kinky robbery role play excuse didn’t work as this man traveled all the way from Colorado and Taylor doesn’t talk to Rocky Mountain oyster eating weirdos. TMZ reports that a stalker was arrested at Taylor Swift’s Beverly Hills mansion while trying to break in. The man, 38-year-old Julius Sandrock, had apparently traveled all the way from Colorado to attempt this. Security spotted a suspicious man and called the police. Police arrested Sandrock for felony stalking after searching his person and his vehicle. Taylor’s most recent stalker told police that he had thrown stolen money over a fence in a ludicrous effort to impress her. When police found Sandrock, he was wearing rubber gloves and a mask. In his car, police allegedly found an empty gun holster, live rounds of ammunition, latex gloves, black gloves, a knife, various masks, black rope, prescription medication, and “psychologist paperwork.” Taylor is pretty much untouchable in California. Crazy people stand out like sore thumbs in Beverly Hills communities. One neighborhood watch phone call and the cops will come faster than these guys who beat off to the idea of having their way with Swift’s body tied up in a basement. She would be a little easier to get to in her New York residence as everyone in that city is eccentric and if someone accuses you of being crazy just say you’re an artist and you’ll be free to go. So far Taylor’s winning at not being murdered by psychos. If she keeps this streak up she may see her 30th birthday before being fatally stabbed backstage. I don’t wish for her to be violently eliminated but she has to watch out for the rule of odds and Justin Bieber taught us to never say never. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News The post Taylor Swift Defending Herself Against Death Again appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Ireland Baldwin Hits From the Bong and Crap Around the Web

Today's edition finds Bella Thorne and Demi Lovato getting intimate, 420 Celebrations galore, and Lucy Hale's nude debut in Dude! The post Ireland Baldwin Hits From the Bong and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Today’s edition finds Bella Thorne and Demi Lovato getting intimate, 420 Celebrations galore, and Lucy Hale’s nude debut in Dude! Bella Thorne and Demi Lovato Dyke it Down at the Stripclub of the Day Kim Kardashian West Launching New Intimates and Shapewear Line Riley Keough Nipples in See Through Top Celebrate 4/20 with Stunning Stoner Ireland Baldwin Playmate Irina Voronina Loves To Put On A Sexy Show Jaime King Faces Beverly Hills Attacker in Court Movie Nudity Report: Dude, Godard Mon Amour, & Imitation Girl 4.20.18 Looking Good, Myleene Klass, Looking Good Melanie Brown Sunbathing Topless! A 420 Celebration of Topless 420 Babes the Day Princess Di’s Biographer Says Meghan Markle Will Help Royal Family’s Race Relations   The post Ireland Baldwin Hits From the Bong and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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