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Shawna Craig Sweat Factory and Crap Around the Web

Your week's nearly over! Celebrate with these sexy links including Lucy Hale's hearty cameltoe, Lauren Summer's nude photoshoot, and the Top Ten Nude Jurassic Park Beauties! The post Shawna Craig Sweat Factory and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Your week’s nearly over! Celebrate with these sexy links including Lucy Hale’s hearty cameltoe, Lauren Summer’s nude photoshoot, and the Top Ten Nude Jurassic Park Beauties! Lucy Hale Cameltoe of the Day Ayesha Curry’s Houston Restaurant Attacked On Yelp By Rockets Fans Gigi Hadid Rock Hard Nipple Pokies in Grey Top Shawna Craig’s Tight, Toned Workout Body On The Beach Maria McBane’s Incredible Torpedo Tits On Display In This Nude Outdoor Shoot Jessica Chastain Drops Some Massive Braless Cleavage Action Yara Khmidan Sexy Swimsuit Picture Moment Top Ten Nude Jurassic Park Beauties Emma Hix Is Craving Donuts and Her Stepbrother’s Cock Over at Nubiles Sexy Playboy Blonde Nicole Albright! Blac Chyna and Amber Rose Hit The Town After Breakups Lauren Summer Nude Photoshoot of the Day Kyrie Irving Has Date Night with Chantel Jeffries, Bieber’s Ex-GF The post Shawna Craig Sweat Factory and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Demi Lovato Broke Sobriety, So Basically, Wasn’t Sober

The soap opera that is Demi Lovato's "will they, won't they" relationship with booze and drugs has, like most soap operas, overstayed its welcome. Last October we covered some of the best celeb one-liners about cocaine ever, which came out of Lovato's YouTube Red documentary Simply Complicated. At the age of seventeen Lovato was a raging cokehead and was tearing shit up on the set of Camp Rock 2. The post Demi Lovato Broke Sobriety, So Basically, Wasn’t Sober appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   The soap opera that is Demi Lovato’s “will they, won’t they” relationship with booze and drugs has, like most soap operas, overstayed its welcome. Last October we covered some of the best celeb one-liners about cocaine ever, which came out of Lovato’s YouTube Red documentary Simply Complicated. At the age of seventeen Lovato was a raging cokehead and was tearing shit up on the set of Camp Rock 2. She then focused on her B plotline about being the world’s largest anorexic, and then in March of 2018 picked back up on her addict plotline by declaring to the world that she had been sober for six months during a concert. Audiences loved it. Her abstinence from Adderall and cocaine finally explained the weight gain. But then audiences got bored. Because, sober is so-boring. Now Lovato is trying to recharge her addiction angle by insinuating in her new song that she was never actually sober. Plot twist of the century. In her single Sober, she screeches: Mama I’m so sorry I’m not sober anymore. Daddy please forgive for the drinks spilled on the floor. To the ones who never left me we’ve been down this road before. I’m so sorry, I’m not sober anymore. I’m so sorry, I’m not interested anymore. In 2011 she released the single Skyscraper about suicide, and now seven years later we’re still supposed to be invested in her struggles? This has gone beyond inspiring her young fans to seek help for depression and addiction, and is instead almost mocking them. Or worse – convincing people that in order to get attention you need to wear some sort of ailment on your sleeve. And before you go calling me heartless, just know that I will always secretly love any woman who drinks vodka out of a Sprite bottle at 9 in the morning and then throws up in her car. I’m from Appalachia. To steal from one of my favorite movies, Young Adult, “Guys like me are born loving women like you, trash heap Demi Lovato.” [Demi Lovato’s Hottest Off-The Wagon Photos For Her Spiral Into Obscurity]  Photo Credit: Instagram / Pacific Coast News / Splash News  The post Demi Lovato Broke Sobriety, So Basically, Wasn’t Sober appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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T&A&Vag Leaving Streaming In July

  July’s going to be a really sad month for those who look to their streaming services for mostly mid-tier celeb T&A, because some really forgettable names are leaving Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Hulu soon. Say goodbye to Julie Delpy’s old face/dec tits combo in a boring pretentious movie as well as Candace Smith and Sarah Figoten in […] The post T&A&Vag Leaving Streaming In July appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   July’s going to be a really sad month for those who look to their streaming services for mostly mid-tier celeb T&A, because some really forgettable names are leaving Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Hulu soon. Say goodbye to Julie Delpy’s old face/dec tits combo in a boring pretentious movie as well as Candace Smith and Sarah Figoten in Beerfest – both on Netflix. On Amazon Prime we say goodbye to Ashleigh Sumner and Jill Bennett in And Then Came Lola and Nancy Travis in Married to the Mob. Finally on Hulu catch Sharon Stone’s puss in Basic Instinct and some skanks in a movie starring a douchebag. Head HERE for the NSFW scenes The post T&A&Vag Leaving Streaming In July appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Bella Thorne Born To Bang Instagram Babes

The name Bella boils down to beautiful, something Thorne has a hard time being. To be considered a beautiful woman you actually need to own a pulse. And Bella Thorne has yet to prove that she’s more than a hump and dump doll with only minor traces of actual human DNA. She also has a […] The post Bella Thorne Born To Bang Instagram Babes appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. The name Bella boils down to beautiful, something Thorne has a hard time being. To be considered a beautiful woman you actually need to own a pulse. And Bella Thorne has yet to prove that she’s more than a hump and dump doll with only minor traces of actual human DNA. She also has a hard time committing to men because she’s a model. And models were the original pansexuals before the word even existed. They’re naturally sexually attracted to anyone or anything that gives them money. Bella is looking to prove she’s more than just an overhyped fun time with tits by kissing another overhyped fun time with tits. Bisexual Bella made out with her girlfriend on Instagram to “celebrate Pride month.” I guess “celebrating pride” for her is the euphemism and excuse she’s using for “open-minded and open-legged woman willing to do anything for attention and relevancy.” Bella Thorne has spoken with Maxim about the difficulties that come with being a bisexual figure in show business. That hasn’t stopped the former Disney star and Hot 100 entrant from posting pics of intimate moments with her sexy girlfriend for 17 million-plus Instagram followers. Photos from Thorne and Instababe Tana Mongeau revealed that the duo shared a beachside embrace and kiss in Hawaii. “V happy to spend a lil bit of pride month w u in Maui,” Mongeau captioned another post to commemorate June’s LGBT celebration. I’m happy for Bella, I truly am. But this bisexual thing is a phase. She’ll never be able to have a proper model retirement if she sticks to just sleeping with hot women. Because hot women have huge boobs, not huge bank accounts. Women who genuinely like other women typically have a tinge of testosterone in the face. They’re the Ellen Degeneres, Ruby Roses, and Cara Delevingnes of the world. Bella just looks like that girl at the party willing to do just about anything after two cans of Coors Light. Only gay for pay and when under the influence. My sweet girl A post shared by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jun 14, 2018 at 1:46pm PDT [Bella Thorne Proves That Leather Does A Body Good]  Photo Credit: Instagram  The post Bella Thorne Born To Bang Instagram Babes appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Natalie Portman Wants You To Put Your Meat Down

Vegans are the Jehovah Witnesses of the culinary world. When you question the reason for their questionably strict lifestyle it’s always some sanctimonious response about how their diet and habits are naturally preferred by refined human beings. I’ll stick to being low-class if it means I have to quit bacon. I’ve watched those horrible videos […] The post Natalie Portman Wants You To Put Your Meat Down appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Vegans are the Jehovah Witnesses of the culinary world. When you question the reason for their questionably strict lifestyle it’s always some sanctimonious response about how their diet and habits are naturally preferred by refined human beings. I’ll stick to being low-class if it means I have to quit bacon. I’ve watched those horrible videos where they practically sodomize and slit the the throat of a swine that’s soon-to-be a ham sandwich but for some reason the smell of BBQ makes me forget about those events every time. If you don’t eat them, pigs just become assholes anyway according to George Orwell. Natalie Portman wants to spread the good word of veganism through a cooking show. Because sometimes you want to be that weird guy who asks to throw a few veggie burgers on the grill. Natalie Portman pitching vegan dreams to a crowd: “I’ll share with you guys my dream,” she said, noting that she had no specific projects like “Eating Animals” in the pipeline. “It would be my dream to make one of those cooking shows, but only for vegan food. It could provide you with a starter kit if you want to be a vegan.” Having finished her pitch, she looked through the crowd. “If anyone here wants to buy it, I’ll be taking offers in the lobby after this,” she said. Additionally, she said that she was not trying to push everyone to accept veganism overnight, instead suggesting that non-vegans attempt to add one vegan meal to their weekly routine. The vegan lifestyle for some reason attracts some of the craziest people around. Active members need to look into being slightly more cautious who they let into their cult. The cuckoos are giving them a bad name and a gatekeeper wouldn’t hurt. I wonder if the ultimate mission of vegans is to get everything on the planet to stop eating other lifeforms that have the ability to feel pain. Because watching Natalie attempt to convince an African lion to eat grass instead of an antelope would make for some great content. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News The post Natalie Portman Wants You To Put Your Meat Down appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Selena Gomez Is Losing It

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Samuel L. Jackson Walks The Thin Gay Shaming Line

It’s pride month. And apparently that means no one is to patronize Chic Fil A, or make any suggestions that a heterosexual man performed oral sex on another heterosexual man as a means to be offensive. Are we still allowed to call others brown nosers? Because I can easily see how that can be misconstrued […] The post Samuel L. Jackson Walks The Thin Gay Shaming Line appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. It’s pride month. And apparently that means no one is to patronize Chic Fil A, or make any suggestions that a heterosexual man performed oral sex on another heterosexual man as a means to be offensive. Are we still allowed to call others brown nosers? Because I can easily see how that can be misconstrued from its original meaning of ass kissing to an insult for a gay sex act. Samuel L. Jackson went from telling the world he was high during most of his performances to dissing Trump. All within the span of a few days. Mr. Multi-tasker tweeted one of the more problematic tweets this month which poked fun at other politicians needing mints to avoid dick breath after going down on Trump. Sam is clearly back on drugs. Tough-talking actor Samuel L. Jackson wished President Donald Trump a happy birthday on Friday, but the Twitterverse took exception to the perceived anti-gay slurs in the message and laid their vengeance upon him. Jackson’s tweet: “Must have been a party at The White House, Mitch, Paul, Rudy & others were spotted wearing knee pads & carrying these lined up outside. Happy Birthday.” The tweet included an image of a product called “After Dick Mints” with the tagline “Going down?” Fortunately no one has figured out he’s Frozone from The Incredibles 2. Being able to avoid a boycott of a sequel 14 years in the making and more backlash is why Sam is the real life gingerbread man. Catch him if you can. He hasn’t even backpedaled to removed the tweet. He should probably be in rehab or jail but instead he’s in your kid’s new favorite movie. Impressive and worth a standing ovation. Must have been a party at The White House, Mitch, Paul, Rudy & others were spotted wearing knee pads & carrying these lined up outside. Happy Birthday pic.twitter.com/VzTokZoUjg — Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) June 15, 2018 Photo Credit: Check Out The President’s Daughter Ivanka from Getty Images / Splash News / Backgrid USA The post Samuel L. Jackson Walks The Thin Gay Shaming Line appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Johnny Depp World’s Oldest Emo Kid In Bizarrely Candid Interview

In the words of Depp's favorite artist: "He was a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He wasn't good enough for her." The post Johnny Depp World’s Oldest Emo Kid In Bizarrely Candid Interview appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   No headline could possibly do the fact that Johnny Depp hashed out his post-Amber Heard divorce emotions on a typewriter justice. In fact nothing I wrote could be more revealing or knee-slapping than what Depp himself has to say about channeling his darkest 2005 MySpace self at his current tender age of one-hundred. He’s such an asshole. I really can’t with this. He’s such a fucking asshole. After revealing that he did in fact begin writing his memoir on an asshole typewriter after his divorce from Heard, he continues, in his new interview with Rolling Stone: I poured myself a vodka in the morning and started writing until the tears filled my eyes and I couldn’t see the page anymore. I kept trying to figure out what I’d done to deserve this. I’d tried being kind to everyone, helping everyone, being truthful to everyone…The truth is most important to me. And all this still happened. Framing this as “hipster” behavior would be too flattering. He went from hipster to a mid-2000’s emo kid who wrote haikus about Dashboard Confessional with the whole tears filling up his eyes until he couldn’t see the page thing. The visual of his eyeliner melting down his face doesn’t help. Edgar Allen Asshole.     For those who don’t remember, Depp’s split from Heard was all the rage in 2017, and was famously accompanied by a video of Depp screaming at Heard as well as numerous rumors about his finances and alcohol and drug use. I won’t believe any of it. ::Eyes picture at top of page.:: Not for a damn second. I’m burying the one cool thing Depp said during his candid interview because I don’t want it to win you over. When asked if the rumors of excessive spending were true, Depp responded: It’s insulting to say that I spent $30,000 on wine…Because it was far more. Even emo kids have their moments. In the words of Depp’s favorite artist: “He was a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He wasn’t good enough for her.” Photo Credit: Instagram The post Johnny Depp World’s Oldest Emo Kid In Bizarrely Candid Interview appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Kimberley Garner Bikini Bosoms and Crap Around the Web

Happy hump day, all! Celebrate the day with these hot links including Zoi Mantzakanis topless, Hailey Clauson in Cosmo, and sexy GIFs of gals with martinis! The post Kimberley Garner Bikini Bosoms and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Happy hump day, all! Celebrate the day with these hot links including Zoi Mantzakanis topless, Hailey Clauson in Cosmo, and sexy GIFs of gals with martinis! Zoi Mantzakanis Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day Hot Poland Fan Will Help Ease the Pain of Losing Charli XCX Breasts in See Through Black Dress Kimberley Garner In A Mismatched Bikini Is All You Need Check Out Tina Desai Stripping Out Of Red Lingerie And Orgy Scenes From “Sense8” Tennis Star Genie Bouchard Gets Ultra Leggy In Shorty Shorts Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Fake World Cups Sexy GIFS of Girls with Martinis for National Martini Day Do You Really Need That Scarf AnnaLynne McCord? Christina Hendricks Cleavage at Antiquities Premiere! Guess Who This Jazzy Girl Turned Into! Hailey Clauson Does Cosmo of the Day WWE Legend Vader Dies From Heart Complications The post Kimberley Garner Bikini Bosoms and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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All My Children Actress Says Times Up For Gender Bias

I automatically assume if you’re a man that secretly watches soap operas you have other skeletons in your closet the same size of the dinosaurs on display at The Museum of Natural History. For everyone else not familiar with All My Children the name Jennifer Bassey may not ring a bell. She shined during a […] The post All My Children Actress Says Times Up For Gender Bias appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. I automatically assume if you’re a man that secretly watches soap operas you have other skeletons in your closet the same size of the dinosaurs on display at The Museum of Natural History. For everyone else not familiar with All My Children the name Jennifer Bassey may not ring a bell. She shined during a time when Blockbuster membership cards were a well respected form of identification. But now that she’s reached the age of 152, confirming her immortality, she’s accusing the Daytime Emmys of gender bias after her award was revoked. Which sounds like it could be the truth with a splash of dementia after hearing her argument. “All My Children” alum Jennifer Bassey has accused the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences of “gender bias” after her Daytime Emmy award was revoked over a rule violation. When the awards were first handed out back in April, Patrika Darbo was awarded the statue for guest actress in a digital series, but it was subsequently determined that she was ineligible because she had previously appeared on the program, and because her submission reel featured clips from more than one episode, a violation of NATAS rules. Bassey says that the Academy’s decision was unfair because a male performer in another category was found to have made a similar violation but was allowed to retain his Emmy. “Either his Emmy should also be revoked or I should receive mine,” Bassey said in her statement. “So, #TimesUp, Academy. Give me Daytime Emmy [sic].” The organization also said that an investigation had found that Eric Nelsen (male performer she’s accusing of similar offense), who won in the supporting actor category, had submitted clips from five episodes even though the stated limit was four. Citing “ambiguity” in the rules, the Academy allowed Nelsen to keep his award because the extra scenes were “often fleeting” and thus “deemed not to have impacted the outcome of the competition.” Typically the rules are bent in a woman’s favor.  But for that to happen you have to at least look like you were born this century. Otherwise the academy will keep up with the run around until you either forget, as one would expect a woman with a thousand wrinkles should, or pass away. Which will never happen because she’s in obvious possession of the Philosopher’s stone. She’ll most likely live long enough to see an academy or two cease their crooked behavior. I mean, if Rowan Polanski can keep his award after raping a child and running away to another country, why can’t an old lady enjoy her hard earned achievement for the few thousands of years she has left on this Earth. Photo Credit: Ally My Children actress Kelly Ripa from Getty Images / Splash News The post All My Children Actress Says Times Up For Gender Bias appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Mindy Kaling Blaming White Men For Ocean’s 8’s Demise

The idea that everyone is to blame but me is way past its expiration date. It’s breeding an attitude that protected classes can operate with complete impunity. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how we arrived at the release of an all women reboot of the Ocean’s movie franchise. I’m pretty sure the producers banked […] The post Mindy Kaling Blaming White Men For Ocean’s 8’s Demise appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. The idea that everyone is to blame but me is way past its expiration date. It’s breeding an attitude that protected classes can operate with complete impunity. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how we arrived at the release of an all women reboot of the Ocean’s movie franchise. I’m pretty sure the producers banked on eight strong independent women in a film being empowering and something that could not fail because anyone who gave it a bad review would be shamed. Even when the concept was regurgitated and put in a dress. Unfortunately Mindy Kaling went full panic mode and now she’s blaming white male critics, claiming they’re being unfair in their critique of Ocean’s 8. “Ocean’s 8” star Mindy Kaling is making waves about white male movie critics — saying they’ve been “unfair” to the all-female-star reboot of the “Ocean’s” heist-movie franchise. “If I had to base my career on what white men wanted, I would be very unsuccessful,” Kaling told Yahoo News. “There is obviously an audience out there who want to watch things like [‘Oceans 8’] which I work on.’’ Co-star Cate Blanchett agreed. Why is it so hard to own up to a bad idea? Mindy is missing the mark here, no one asked for this movie. I thought feminism was about equality, not envy. Make an equally good movie without reheating leftovers. Men aren’t clamoring to replace women in movies where the cast is all female. There isn’t an all male version of The Descent coming. Even though more people would survive in a reboot if it was men because stabbing the only other survivor at the end of the movie is a catty, and cunty thing to do. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News / Getty Images / Splash News The post Mindy Kaling Blaming White Men For Ocean’s 8’s Demise appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Nobody Lily-Rose Depp Teen Pasty Party

  The fact that we live in a world where anyone gives a shit about Lily-Rose Depp is truly a testament to the power of teen tits. This is not something anyone should necessarily be proud of, but I do have access to Google Analytics, and you wouldn’t believe how many ways one can type out […] The post Nobody Lily-Rose Depp Teen Pasty Party appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   The fact that we live in a world where anyone gives a shit about Lily-Rose Depp is truly a testament to the power of teen tits. This is not something anyone should necessarily be proud of, but I do have access to Google Analytics, and you wouldn’t believe how many ways one can type out “eighteen” when searching for barely legal chicks. “18.” “8teen.” “Children.” The list goes on. And yet I still believe in the human race. Anyway, the nineteen-year-old Depp will turn twenty next May, so she mostly has less than a year of relevancy left in her. The genetic product of Johnny Depp and that woman with the teeth shows off her tits all the damn time in any publication that will have her, and most recently can be found on the pages of the July issue of Vogue Russia. A country known for its fashion. Depp continues her trademark of looking like a random average-looking college girl who happens to put out a lot, and the folks at Vogue Russia dress her as such. Our readiness to elevate celeb offspring to the same celeb status as their parents should really be examined. Think about it. The Willis sisters. Willow and Jaden Smith. Brooklyn Beckham. Eric Trump. Anyone particularly wowed here? Unfortunately we live in a time when aging celeb parents rely on the jankety yet youthful genetic copies of themselves as much as said copies rely on the fame of their parents for Insta followers – a symbiotic relationship that ensures we’ll know of countless nobodies for years to come. Here’s Depp. At least she’s got those tits.     A post shared by Vogue Russia (@voguerussia) on Jun 13, 2018 at 10:18am PDT Photo Credit: Vogue Russia The post Nobody Lily-Rose Depp Teen Pasty Party appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Failed Father Tommy Lee Doesn’t Like Being A Dad

Tommy Lee’s son Brandon Lee could have just got his father the standard on-sale tie from Target and called it a day but no, he wrote an angry Instagram caption/letter to daddy. I get it, sometimes the guy you call dad can age into a prick over the years but at the very least you […] The post Failed Father Tommy Lee Doesn’t Like Being A Dad appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Tommy Lee’s son Brandon Lee could have just got his father the standard on-sale tie from Target and called it a day but no, he wrote an angry Instagram caption/letter to daddy. I get it, sometimes the guy you call dad can age into a prick over the years but at the very least you can be grateful that he was too drunk to wear a condom the night he made you. You honestly could have ended up inside the tip of Hanes sock, or casually been wiped off onto toilet paper after a wham, bam, thank you Pam quickie in the stall of a Hard Rock Cafe restroom. Instead of just ignoring his father or having an actual conversation, Brandon took the bait and feuded with his father on the internet. Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee’s famously contentious relationship with his son Brandon grew even more heated on Sunday after the elder Lee posted a cynical message on the rigors of fatherhood. In an Instagram post on Sunday, the drummer pulled no punches, writing, “Sometimes I feel like I failed as a father, because my kids don’t know the value of things.” He continued, “If they break something, they don’t care because they know they’ll just get a new one, if they hurt someone, they don’t care because so many people tell them it’s OK.“I never wanted this for my kids. I know I’m not fully to blame, because their mom has a lot to do with it, enabling bad behavior and buying things when they weren’t good, but I guess I hoped at the end of the day they would end up kind. “I love my boys but they can be a–holes too … and that’s the truth (Cue Honest Guy music).” Brandon Lee’s response: “Remember what happened last time you said this s–? … You gotta show up to be a Dad big guy. If you think we’re so bad (which I can assure you we are not) then you should have showed up to a few more BDays and baseball games. Someone like you couldn’t raise a man like me. Once again painting our family in a negative light. Who the f— are you? Just move on dude… WE ALL HAVE.” I’m not saying Tommy is the world’s greatest dad but at least he honed a skill and made something of himself. He’s known for his music while Brandon’s mother is known for being blonde with big tits. She would have never had the same amount of success had she been a brunette with B-cups but let’s blame daddy for everything like Anderson is the ideal mother. At some point you have to come to terms with your father being a rockstar instead of being the father of the year. Sure he’s an alcoholic tail chaser but at least you’re not living in a trailer. The lesson here is that irresponsible rockstars and blonde bimbos shouldn’t copulate and create children, it’s just a headache for everyone involved later on. Sorry for the noise everyone. Hopefully this is the End. A post shared by Brandon Thomas Lee (@brandonthomaslee) on Jun 18, 2018 at 9:18am PDT The post Failed Father Tommy Lee Doesn’t Like Being A Dad appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Pete Davidson, Ariana Grande Move Into $16 Million Condo, Get Matching Tattoos, Post Tons Of Videos, Seem Stable

Nothing says Stable Mabel like making rapid-fire life decisions with a recovering addict, which is why everyone should be unwaveringly happy for Ariana Grande, and should definitely encourage her to go even faster and further with her relationship with Pete Davidson. The newly-engaged celeb duo is sparing no expense in celebrating their half-week-iversary - laying down $16 million dollars for their first and last place together in New York City. The post Pete Davidson, Ariana Grande Move Into $16 Million Condo, Get Matching Tattoos, Post Tons Of Videos, Seem Stable appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. A post shared by Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) on Jun 8, 2018 at 11:35am PDT Nothing says Stable Mabel like making rapid-fire life decisions with a recovering addict, which is why everyone should be unwaveringly happy for Ariana Grande, and should definitely encourage her to go even faster and further with her relationship with Pete Davidson. The newly-engaged celeb duo is sparing no expense in celebrating their half-week-iversary – laying down $16 million dollars for their first and last place together in New York City. They also recently revealed matching tattoos spelling out “H2GKMO.” Now get this for adorable. H2GKMO is an acronym for “Honest to God knock me out” – a phrase she claims to say “300 times a day.” Cuteness overload. And definitely a great decision too. All of these are great decisions. Live your truth Ariana. Don’t listen to the h8ers. He’ll be Bobby, you’ll be Whitney.   A post shared by ariana grande + pete davidson (@peteandariana) on Jun 18, 2018 at 1:19pm PDT Any rational person would be skeptical of Grande’s whirlwind romance with Pete Davidson, especially considering that she has been very open about feeling vulnerable and traumatized in the wake of the Manchester bombing. Davidson is like a lech cleaning up at a funeral, but the media is so starved for celeb romances – no matter the context – that they’ve giving this relationship the stamp of approval. And now we’re doing the same. Grande and Davidson are posting dozens of videos of their time together, which is a great way to know that a couple is secure in their romance.   A post shared by Ariana Grande IG Stories (@arianaigstories) on Jun 18, 2018 at 1:04pm PDT One would think Grande would have a rational and caring presence in her life to tell her that her new motto “Life is short, so sleep with someone who looks like a vampire” in the wake of the bombings doesn’t hold up over time. But that presence isn’t there. So go for broke Grande. Don’t sign a prenup. Get pregnant. Basically do whatever’s going to give us the best headlines when you break up in a month. Head here to see their new $16 million NYC divorce pad    u know what you’d dream it be like ? it’s better than that A post shared by Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) on Jun 15, 2018 at 12:16pm PDT Photo Credit: Instagram / Getty Images / Splash News / Pacific Coast News The post Pete Davidson, Ariana Grande Move Into $16 Million Condo, Get Matching Tattoos, Post Tons Of Videos, Seem Stable appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Amy Adams Sucks

Everyone except the 1% of Hollywood royalty continues to get poked and prodded and grabbed. It's an uber-competitive, unregulated, cutthroat industry that requires people to relinquish their dignity in order to succeed. Getting grabbed is the least of ol' Reb's problems. Not to mention the hundreds of other people on set whose names Adams can't check during an interview in an attempt to come across as relatable. The post Amy Adams Sucks appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   I recently experienced a very touching WWTDD-approved bonding moment with a coworker when he revealed that he thinks Amy Adams sucks. He had to relay his #unpopularopinion via a series of complicated codes so as to not piss off everyone around us. Because everyone loves Amy Adams. Even though she sucks so so so so hard. So hard. The hardest. After #MeToo-ing Isla Fisher’s career Adams somehow weaseled her way into the hearts of Americans one mind-numbing Oscar-bait performance after another. Now she’s one of those actresses who everyone from all walks of life reveres for reasons they’d be hard-pressed to articulate. She talks like a baby? She has the screen presence of a cup of low-fat yogurt? She’s self-righteous for no reason? No really. Tell me. Why is she so great. Put it in words. Convince me. On the new cover of The Hollywood Reporter Amy Adams looks like Lindsay Lohan’s mom auditioning for Showgirls and in the accompanying interview she proves that her grasp of the #MeThree! movement is loose at best. Adams is so 2017 in saying that every woman has been #MeToo-ed in some way – which, as I’ve now stated five-thousand times, I feel detracts from actual victims of actual abuse. And what’s so mind-boggling about her interview is that she then acknowledges that employees on the set of her latest pile of crapola are getting manhandled on the reg. And what’s even more mind-boggling is that she proclaims to have single-handedly tackled the situation and created a better work environment for everyone. She’s basically Jesus. On being a dumbass: I think most women have experienced it, even if it’s just feeling unsafe rejecting somebody. And apologizing, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, I must have been sending you the wrong signal,’ when, really, it’s like, ‘No, I think I said I don’t want to go out with you, I don’t know how that’s the wrong signal. I think we should just be friends and I’m not sure why you’re at my doorstep,’ it’s that unsafe feeling. I can’t say all, but most women have had that moment and you question yourself. ‘Did I smile? Was I not direct enough? … There’s a reason I started playing nuns and virgins. I was like, ‘I’m not putting up with that anymore.’ And more on being a dumbass: I had this amazing stand-in, Reb … I’ve never experienced this before but, because we looked so much alike, at one point somebody grabbed me really hard and pulled me. I went, ‘What’s going on?’ And they’re like ‘(Gasp) You’re not Reb!’ I went into producer [mode] and I was like, ‘You will not handle her like that. Trust me, Adams, Reb isn’t the only one getting treated like shit on set. Everyone except the 1% of Hollywood royalty continues to get poked and prodded and grabbed. It’s an uber-competitive, unregulated, cutthroat industry that requires people to relinquish their dignity in order to succeed. Getting grabbed is the least of ol’ Reb’s problems. Not to mention the hundreds of other people on set whose names Adams can’t check during an interview in an attempt to come across as relatable. Adams’ shock over the treatment of her stand-in proves that the insulated famous multimillionaire actresses of Hollywood are now officially safe from #MeToo. Phew. Photo Credit: The Hollywood Reporter / Instagram  The post Amy Adams Sucks appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Zoe Saldana Rosanna Danna and Crap Around the Web

It's Tuesday, so make the most of it with these sexy links including Olivia Munn's mams, topless hipster Megan Irminger, and sexy GIFs of girls working out! The post Zoe Saldana Rosanna Danna and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. It’s Tuesday, so make the most of it with these sexy links including Olivia Munn’s mams, topless hipster Megan Irminger, and sexy GIFs of girls working out! Olivia Munn Tits Out of the Day Paris Hilton Shows Utter Disdain for Lindsay Lohan Kristen Bell Nipples in Slightly See Through Dress Happy Birthday: Your Annual Reminder That Zoe Saldana Is Smoking Hot All American Girl Nikki Leigh Strips Down And Puts On A Sexy Show For The Camera Lucy Hale Leaving A Jaw-Dropping Busty, Leggy, And Bootylicious Workout Ariana Grande’s Tongue Tease Begins Sexy GIFs of Girls Working Out! Ana de la Reguera Will Put Some Giddy In Your Up Danniella Westbrook is Topless at the Beach! Stormy Daniels Launching Lingerie Line Megan Irminger Nude Hipster Shoot of the Day Khloe Kardashian Looks Over The Moon Leaving Kanye’s Office The post Zoe Saldana Rosanna Danna and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Would You Hit It: Bella Thorne’s Butt Only Has A Tiny Bit Of Acne Edition

  I’m going to go ahead and count this day as a win, because we now know that AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne’s ass only has a little bit of acne. Everything about the social media sensation quadruple threat (again, she wrote those songs AND directed at least one video) fleabag leads me to believe that […] The post Would You Hit It: Bella Thorne’s Butt Only Has A Tiny Bit Of Acne Edition appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   I’m going to go ahead and count this day as a win, because we now know that AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne’s ass only has a little bit of acne. Everything about the social media sensation quadruple threat (again, she wrote those songs AND directed at least one video) fleabag leads me to believe that her butt would look like she just sat in a pile of Red Hots. But on the contrary, she has but a dusting of fun and flirty blemishes that only add to her ghastly disease-ridden charm. Thanks to her consistently-updated Instagram Story, we have these unPhotoshopped stills of the twenty-year-old Thorne as she strikes her famous skank on the beach pose, and later her lesser-known skank on a windowsill pose. Thorne has always been proud of the acne on her face,  and now those of you with a keen enough eye to differentiate her butt from her face are in on the secret that she’s equally proud of the acne on her ass. If anyone can make assne look good, it’s definitely not Bella Thorne. Anyway, if you’re real with your junk, would you hit it?   [Check Out Bella Thorne Eating A Giant Burger In A Skimpy Bikini] Photo Credit: Instagram / Splash News / Backgrid USA The post Would You Hit It: Bella Thorne’s Butt Only Has A Tiny Bit Of Acne Edition appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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New Blu-ray And DVD T&A&Close Up Vag Shot That Will Make You Lose Your Innocence To Watch Out For

  Audiencing seeing the French flick The Double Lover were treated to a close-up vag exam at the beginning of the movie, and now you can be too! The fun part is that it’s slimy. In Wetlands some whore who looks kind of like Christina Ricci goes nude, while in season one of Snowfall you […] The post New Blu-ray And DVD T&A&Close Up Vag Shot That Will Make You Lose Your Innocence To Watch Out For appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Audiencing seeing the French flick The Double Lover were treated to a close-up vag exam at the beginning of the movie, and now you can be too! The fun part is that it’s slimy. In Wetlands some whore who looks kind of like Christina Ricci goes nude, while in season one of Snowfall you can see a probably actual whore’s ass while another chick gives a guy a blowjob in the hot tub. But back to the vagina… Head HERE for the NSFW scenes The post New Blu-ray And DVD T&A&Close Up Vag Shot That Will Make You Lose Your Innocence To Watch Out For appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Kat Von D Receiving Death Threats After Her Stance On Vax

Coming out as someone against vaccines has the power to trigger a shit storm if you’re a celebrity. Jim Carrey still catches heat from his stance on the vaccine issue. It doesn’t help that the needle in his pants probably gave his former girlfriend herpes but there wasn’t a vaccine to prevent that anyway, so […] The post Kat Von D Receiving Death Threats After Her Stance On Vax appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Coming out as someone against vaccines has the power to trigger a shit storm if you’re a celebrity. Jim Carrey still catches heat from his stance on the vaccine issue. It doesn’t help that the needle in his pants probably gave his former girlfriend herpes but there wasn’t a vaccine to prevent that anyway, so maybe he has a point. Kate Von D came under fire for her similar anti-vaccine stance. She’s soon to give birth and has stated that she will not be vaccinating her son when he’s born. Her comment was viewed as a commitment to ignorance and ruffled the feathers of more than a few fans. The pro-vax army argued that if her child contracted an illness he could easily perish before his first birthday. When she wasn’t swayed by the random tweets from strangers on the internet they did the only logical thing left, wish death on her and her baby. Kat Von D has received death threats since speaking about vaccinations on social media. Her new statement follows days of controversy after she revealed that she will not be vaccinating her unborn child. She made the original comments in a post about the unsolicited advice she has been given since sharing her pregnancy news. Her original post said: “If you don’t know what it’s like to have the entire world openly criticize, judge, throw uninformed opinions, and curse you – try being an openly pregnant vegan on Instagram, having a natural, drug-free home birth in water with a midwife and doula, who has the intention of raising a vegan child, without vaccinations…your negative comments are not going influence my choices – actual research and educating myself will – which i am diligently doing.” Being afraid of vaccines is understandable. I’ve been traumatized since I saw the news report of the girl who received a Flu shot and went from hot cheerleader to permanently doing a reverse chicken walk everywhere she goes. If that video was fake it was great propaganda. Because after seeing a video like that it made some people opt in to gamble on going out like Anne Frank. Typhus, a preventable death by disease thanks to modern vaccines. Kat lives a very alternative lifestyle. Her child will probably get his first tattoo before he turns two. Every tattoo artist swears they’re the most sanitary person on the planet. But sometimes when people who dress like they’re always about to perform in a burlesque show get drunk, they may forget which needle pile was the sterile needle pile before they tattoo a baby. No one’s perfect and no mother should want to risk accidentally giving their kid polio. [Turns Out Kat Von D Owns The ‘Cheaper By The Dozen’ Mansion. Weird, huh?] Photo Credit: Getty Images / Splash News The post Kat Von D Receiving Death Threats After Her Stance On Vax appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Failed R&B Singer’s Unfaithful Man Swiped By Kendall

The only list Tinashe tops is being one of the most annoying pseudo celebrities around, because she’s sure not sitting at the top of a list like the Billboard 100. You know, like how a decent singer with a decent song would. Tinashe is proof that being somewhat nice to look at can keep you […] The post Failed R&B Singer’s Unfaithful Man Swiped By Kendall appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. The only list Tinashe tops is being one of the most annoying pseudo celebrities around, because she’s sure not sitting at the top of a list like the Billboard 100. You know, like how a decent singer with a decent song would. Tinashe is proof that being somewhat nice to look at can keep you in the spotlight long after everyone figures out you have no talent. We all decided to tolerate your horrible humming just because of the tits sweetheart. But now the same woman who shamed her entire social media following, because they rather listen to the recorded screams of rabid alley cats in heat swashbuckle all evening than purchase an actual Tinashe album, wants you to know she’s done dating NBA players. You’ll never believe the reason why. Her basketball boy toy Ben Simmons was stolen by a KarJenner. Kendall to be specific. Hold your gasps, please. Tinashe is swearing off NBA stars after Philadelphia 76ers point guard Ben Simmons ditched her for Kendall Jenner. When asked what she’s looking for in Mr. Right, Tinashe, 25, told TMZ, “Not to be an idiot” and confirmed that she’s done dating basketball players. Alluding that Ben is an idiot for leaving her to be with Kendall is improper labeling. If anything, he’s consistent when it comes to having bad taste in women. It’s like leaving Burger King to eat at McDonalds when you should be eating at places like Shake Shack or In-n-Out. Either way I believe KarJenner brand vagina is the official vagina of the NBA and NFL. Ben choosing her would have happened eventually. [See Much More From Kendall Here] Photo Credit: Tinashe from Backgrid USA / Splash News / Instagram  The post Failed R&B Singer’s Unfaithful Man Swiped By Kendall appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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