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The Royal Wedding Will "Suck" For Meghan Markle, Reckons Amy Schumer

The Royal Wedding Will "Suck" For Meghan Markle, Reckons Amy Schumer.....»»

Category: topSource: contactmusicMay 17th, 2018

Amy Schumer Thinks The Royal Wedding Will "Suck" — & She May Actually Have A Point!

Amy Schumer has taken a bold stance against the royal wedding. During a recent interview with Australia's Fitzy and Wippa show on Nova 96.9, the I Feel Pretty actress claimed that Saturday's nuptials between Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will likely "suck." And, once you hear the comedienne's reasoning, you might actually agree with her! Related: Elton [...] Amy Schumer has taken a bold stance against the royal wedding. During a recent interview with Australia's Fitzy and Wippa show on Nova 96.9, the I Feel Pretty actress claimed that Saturday's nuptials between Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will likely "suck." And, once you hear the comedienne's reasoning, you might actually agree with her! Related: Elton John Will Be Performing At Harry & Meghan's Wedding! The Inside Amy Schumer creator defended: "This poor girl. Your wedding, everyone says it's your day. It's your day. She's like, no it's not... She has to meet all these foreign dignitaries she's never met before, there's so much pressure. Can you imagine having a worse wedding?" You know, Miz Schumer may actually have a point here. She continued: "That would suck. Her girls from high school aren't going to be there. It's like a parade, it's like Westminster Dog Show." Fair point. Although, that's kind of the price you pay when you agree to become an A-list public figure. To make matters worse, the build-up surrounding the royal wedding has only worsened thanks to the recent dramatics by Markle's estranged family. For example, after getting caught staging paparazzi pics, father Thomas Markle dropped his royal wedding duties as he needed urgent heart surgery. Half-sister Samantha Grant proudly took credit for the photography scandal AND has been accused of planting unsubstantiated stories in the press. Oh, and how could we forget about half brother from hell Thomas Markle Jr.?? You know, the sibling who wrote a letter begging the ginger prince to call off the May 19 ceremony. Despite this drama, it's been previously reported that Harry and Meghan are still "very excited" to get married this weekend. The show must go on, right?? [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonMay 17th, 2018

Meghan Markle Has Some Seriously Strict Rules To Follow Now That She"s A Duchess!

Meghan Markle may've had the freedom to take selfies and sign autographs, but the newly minted Duchess of Sussex does not! As you surely know, on Saturday, the American actress officially became a member of the royal family thanks to her wedding to Prince Harry. Understandably, this means that Meghan's life has since drastically changed. Related: Harry [...] Meghan Markle may've had the freedom to take selfies and sign autographs, but the newly minted Duchess of Sussex does not! As you surely know, on Saturday, the American actress officially became a member of the royal family thanks to her wedding to Prince Harry. Understandably, this means that Meghan's life has since drastically changed. Related: Harry & Meghan Will Visit Thomas Markle In Mexico! In fact, there are all sorts of royal rules Miz Markle is now required to follow as a member of the Windsor family. We're being completely serious. Not only is Meghan's style now dictated by royal decree, but also the way she walks and talks. For a breakdown of all the royal restrictions, be sure to proceed (below)... 1. Under no circumstance is Meghan to take a selfie. It's said that the 36-year-old Duchess once told a fan that she and Harry are "not allowed to do selfies." Apparently, this rule is meant to encourage commoners to make eye contact and conversation with the royals. 2. As selfies are a no-no, so is personal social media usage. As you surely know, all news regarding Harry, Prince William, and Kate Middleton comes from the Kensington Royal Twitter and Instagram pages. Thus, ahead of her marriage into the family, Markle had her IG and lifestyle blog go dark. 3. Meghan is to keep her signature to herself. NO AUTOGRAPHS! In order to prevent forgery, the Suits alum is not allowed to sign any autographs. 4. Dark and/or colored nail polish is prohibited. This explains why Meghan wore Essie's Ballet Slippers pink polish at the wedding. Oh, and it's also Queen Elizabeth's favorite color. 5. Royals must ALWAYS travel with mourning clothes. This rule was instated after the then Princess Elizabeth and husband Prince Philip were blindsided by King George VI's death while abroad in Africa. The twosome were forced to travel from Africa to the United Kingdom in regular clothes. Nowadays, royals must always have a set of funeral clothes packed in order to be respectful. 6. No matter what occasion, female family members must always curtsy to the Queen. At official events, Meghan is also expected to curtsy to anyone who outranks her. 7. Short hemlines are a no-go! It's believed that the Queen disapproves of skirts that are more than an inch or two above the knee. So Meghan better toss out those tiny red carpet numbers from her Hollywood days. 8. Speaking of Hollywood, Meghan seemingly can no longer pursue an acting career. She represents the British people now, so she has an image to uphold (and we doubt an acting gig in Tinseltown will help with that). 9. Meghan is discouraged from voting in British elections. Although UK Parliament says that it's not against the law in Britain for royalty to vote, it's viewed to be unconstitutional. 10. Markle can no longer cross her legs -- in public, at least. She'll be expected to perfect the "Duchess Slant" made famous by Princess Diana and proudly carried on by the Duchess of Cambridge. 11. Meghan will have to throw away her wedges, as the Queen despises them! 12. Assigned seating for life! At any royal family gathering, Meghan will always be expected to sit next to husband Harry. 13. Dinnertime is at 8:30 pm! When dining with Harry's monarch grandmother, Meghan will have to be ready at 8:30 pm to eat. The meal will last no later than 10 pm. 14. Also, Meghan isn't allowed to eat before OR after the Queen. Guests dining with the Queen can't start eating until the monarch begins chowing down. However, once she is done, so is the rest of the dinner table. 15. Meghan can't just walk into a royal room. During family functions, there's a strict entrance line, which is as follows: Queen Elizabeth, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Duchess Camila, Prince William, Duchess Kate, and then most likely, Harry and Meghan. 16. If the Queen's awake, so is Meghan! If Meghan crashes with Queen Elizabeth at all, she is required to stay up until the longtime royal falls asleep. 17. Monopoly has been banned! Supposedly, the Duke of York Prince Andrew previously revealed that the royals are "not allowed to play Monopoly at home," as "it gets too vicious." 18. In order to avoid food poisoning, Meghan can no longer enjoy shellfish. Now, not EVERYONE in the royal family adheres to this rule, but the Queen still does!! Man, oh man. We hope Meghan has this list memorized!! We're wishing her only the best as she embarks on her new royal life! [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonMay 23rd, 2018

Royal Wedding: Here"s The Full Recap Of Meghan Markle & Prince Harry"s Big Day!

It's like a fairytale come to life!! As you surely know, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle officially became man and wife earlier today! With everyone from royals to celebrities to the public popping by Windsor Castle's St. George's Chapel for the nuptials, we knew this royal wedding would be one for the history books. Not to mention, there [...] It's like a fairytale come to life!! As you surely know, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle officially became man and wife earlier today! With everyone from royals to celebrities to the public popping by Windsor Castle's St. George's Chapel for the nuptials, we knew this royal wedding would be one for the history books. Not to mention, there were PLENTY of dramatics leading up to the big day, thanks to Miz Markle's estranged relatives. For everything that went down at the royal wedding, be sure to ch-ch-check out the roundup (below)!! Meghan Markle's Dad Regrets Not Attending The Royal Wedding — And He Has Harsh Words For Shitty Relatives! [CLICK HERE] Will Ferrell & Molly Shannon's Live Coverage Of Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's Big Day Has The Internet LOLing! [CLICK HERE] People Are PISSED The Spice Girls Didn't Show Up — But Victoria & David Beckham Were In Attendance Looking Fine AF! [CLICK HERE] Queen Elizabeth's Reaction To Hearing God Save The Queen Is EVERYTHING! [CLICK HERE] Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Will Henceforth Be Called The Duke & Duchess Of Sussex! [CLICK HERE] Princess Charlotte's Adorable Waves At The Ceremony Nearly Broke The Internet! Look! [CLICK HERE] Meghan Markle's Father Has THIS To Say About Her Wedding With Prince Harry! [CLICK HERE] All The Celebrities Who Attended Meghan Markle & Prince Harry's Nuptials! [CLICK HERE] Meghan Markle & Prince Harry Are Beaming In Their First Married Photo! [CLICK HERE] See The Dress AND Get All The Details On Meghan Markle's Stunning Wedding Gown HERE! [CLICK HERE] Don't Miss A Single Royal Wedding Moment — Watch Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's Nuptials HERE! [CLICK HERE] Meghan Markle & Prince Harry's Romance: An Inside Look At Their Courtship! [CLICK HERE] Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's Love Story Timeline! [CLICK HERE] Congrats again to the royal bride and groom! We wish them nothing but happiness! [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: feudsSource: tmzMay 19th, 2018

Size Six Amy Schumer Claims To Eat… Carbs?

  I won’t believe it for a second. Size six Amy Schumer clomped onto the set of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert to talk about life with her new chef husband, Chris Fischer. Schumer marrying someone who cooks food for a living seems about as healthy as Whitney Houston getting with her supplier Bobby Brown, […] The post Size Six Amy Schumer Claims To Eat… Carbs? appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   I won’t believe it for a second. Size six Amy Schumer clomped onto the set of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert to talk about life with her new chef husband, Chris Fischer. Schumer marrying someone who cooks food for a living seems about as healthy as Whitney Houston getting with her supplier Bobby Brown, but somehow Schumer has been able to maintain that trim figure of hers. Just amazing. Like all late night talk show hosts, Colbert talks to his guests like both participants have three brain cells, and what we get this time around is Schumer spilling about how she eats twenty-four-seven now that she’s with Fischer, as well as Colbert calling Schumer “Absolutely beautiful.” I thought to compliment a woman constituted as rape in Hollywood, but in this case it’s more of a fact than anything. I mean look at her. Wowza. Colbert mentions to Schumer that some people don’t eat carbs (three. brain. cells) to which Schumer has a fake breakdown requiring consoling from bandleader Jon Batiste. Hilarious bit. She’s hot and on top of her comedy game? Damn girl. Mmm. Even though she’s a tight, sexy size six, Schumer isn’t above poking fun at herself: I’m what you look like if you have pasta and wine. She also says of her new marriage with her dealer: He’s a chef, so he was cooking in Sonoma at Scribe Vineyards. So, I followed him there. Then, he was cooking at a festival in Milan, and I heard that they invented pasta and wine. So, I’ve just been kind of following him around getting drunk. For those who don’t know what the fuck we’re talking about, in 2016 Schumer put down pesky and obviously wrong rumors that she’s fat as hell by slamming Glamour Magazine’s inclusion of her in a “plus-size” piece: I think there’s nothing wrong with being plus size. Beautiful healthy women. Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8. Young girls seeing my body type thinking that is plus size? What are your thoughts? Mine are not cool glamour not glamorous. Schumer’s vehement denial of being plus-size led some to believe that she’s a h8er of plus-size women, but Schumer maintained that she’s in a completely and totally separate category. She’s anorexic okay. Here she is on eating her body weight in pasta:  Photo Credit: Amy Schumer Instagram / Backgrid USA / Pacific Coast News The post Size Six Amy Schumer Claims To Eat… Carbs? appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddApr 10th, 2018

Prince Harry & Meghan Markle"s Royal Wedding Album — Relive All The Magical Moments HERE!

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's royal wedding was like a fairytale IRL! After all the dramatics leading up to the big day, the newly minted Duke and Duchess of Sussex had a practically perfect wedding. Not only did the royal bride look STUNNING in her Givenchy gown, but A-listers from all over the globe attended the [...] Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's royal wedding was like a fairytale IRL! After all the dramatics leading up to the big day, the newly minted Duke and Duchess of Sussex had a practically perfect wedding. Not only did the royal bride look STUNNING in her Givenchy gown, but A-listers from all over the globe attended the televised nuptials. We're talking Oprah Winfrey, George and Amal Clooney, Elton John, etc. So impressive! For a look back at all of the best moments from the royal nuptials, be sure to take a peek at Harry and Meghan's wedding album (below)... CLICK HERE to view "Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's Royal Wedding Album!" CLICK HERE to view "Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's Royal Wedding Album!" CLICK HERE to view "Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's Royal Wedding Album!" CLICK HERE to view "Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's Royal Wedding Album!" CLICK HERE to view "Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's Royal Wedding Album!" [Image via YouTube.].....»»

Category: feudsSource: tmzMay 21st, 2018

Royal Wedding: Meghan Markle"s Father Has THIS To Say About Her Wedding With Prince Harry!

With family like this, who needs enemies?? As you're likely aware, Meghan Markle's relatives have done pretty much everything in their power to ruin her royal wedding. For starters, earlier this month, the Suits actress' half brother Thomas Markle Jr. penned a letter urging Prince Harry to call off the nuptials. Related: Lifetime's Prince Harry & Meghan [...] With family like this, who needs enemies?? As you're likely aware, Meghan Markle's relatives have done pretty much everything in their power to ruin her royal wedding. For starters, earlier this month, the Suits actress' half brother Thomas Markle Jr. penned a letter urging Prince Harry to call off the nuptials. Related: Lifetime's Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Movie Was Absurd! Then, Meghan's father Thomas Markle Sr. left her embarrassed after he was caught staging paparazzi pics -- after the royal family SPECIFICALLY ordered the media to give Miz Markle's family privacy. To make matters worse, Markle's estranged half sister Samantha Grant went on to take credit for the photography scandal. Oh, and Grant has been accused of planting unsubstantiated stories in the news. Smh. As Meghan's loved ones can't stay away from the limelight, we can't say we're surprised that the Markle patriarch has already commented on the royal wedding. For his reactions to the highly publicized nuptials, be sure to proceed (below)! During a chat with TMZ, the reclusive industry vet noted that he was "emotional and joyful" while watching the wedding. He noted: "My baby looks beautiful and she looks very happy. I wish I were there and I wish them all my love and all happiness." In case you missed it, following his scandal, Markle was forced to drop out of the royal wedding due to an urgent health scare. In fact, Meghan's poppa had to undergo heart surgery. Thus, Prince Charles walked the American actress down the aisle! Despite the recent dramatics, the royal wedding went off without a hitch! We couldn't be happier for Harry and Meghan! [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonMay 19th, 2018

It"s Official! Prince Charles Will Walk Meghan Markle Down The Aisle In Lieu Of Her Father!

Prince Charles is taking over Thomas Markle's royal wedding duties! Yup, on Friday, Kensington Palace issued a statement revealing that Meghan Markle has asked her soon to be father-in-law to walk her down the aisle on May 19. WOW. Photos: Meghan & More Celebs Who Quit Acting! As you surely know, Miz Markle was originally supposed to be [...] Prince Charles is taking over Thomas Markle's royal wedding duties! Yup, on Friday, Kensington Palace issued a statement revealing that Meghan Markle has asked her soon to be father-in-law to walk her down the aisle on May 19. WOW. Photos: Meghan & More Celebs Who Quit Acting! As you surely know, Miz Markle was originally supposed to be escorted by her reclusive father. However, after a scandal involving the paparazzi and an urgent health scare, the Hollywood cinematographer announced that he was unable to attend the royal wedding. While Mr. Markle encouraged Meghan to hand mother Doria Ragland his wedding duties, it appears that Princess Diana's ex husband has stepped up to take on the role. The palace issued the following on the update: "Ms. Meghan Markle has asked His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales to accompany her down the aisle of the Quire of St George's Chapel on her Wedding Day. The Prince of Wales is pleased to be able to welcome Ms. Markle to The Royal Family in this way." An update on the #RoyalWedding: pic.twitter.com/wfJ6ZFyzHi — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) May 18, 2018 The show must go on, right?? Still, it sounds like the Suits star is truly touched by Charles' willingness to participate. A royal insider spilled to People: "It was Meghan's wish and she is grateful for the Prince of Wales to be doing it." Awwwwww. It's said that, during the earlier part of the procession, Meghan will be escorted by just her bridesmaids and page boys (which includes Prince George and Princess Charlotte). Once the American actress reaches the Quire, she'll be greeted by Prince Charles and brought to royal bridegroom Prince Harry. We honestly think it's wonderful that the 69-year-old Prince of Wales is doing this for Meghan, especially since this isn't his first royal wedding! Squee!! [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonMay 18th, 2018

Meghan Markle"s Father Publicly Accuses The Royal Family Of Cutting Him Off From His Daughter

Thomas Markle just sat down — again — for another very public media interview in which he asserts Meghan Markle and the royal family have cut him off from ALL communications. The Duchess of Sussex's biological father asserts in a damning new interview with The Daily Mail that he won't stop pursuing Meghan even if the [...] Thomas Markle just sat down -- again -- for another very public media interview in which he asserts Meghan Markle and the royal family have cut him off from ALL communications. The Duchess of Sussex's biological father asserts in a damning new interview with The Daily Mail that he won't stop pursuing Meghan even if the royal fam has completely cut him off from his daughter. Related: Meghan Totally Approves Of Nick Jonas & Priyanka Chopra's Engagement! Speaking to the publication, Markle said about being cut off (below): "I'm really hurt that she's cut me off completely. I used to have a phone number and text number for her personal aides at the Palace, but after I said a few critical words about the Royal Family changing Meghan, they cut me off." Hmmm.. And Thomas reveals he has thought about mailing Meghan things, too, though it's unlikely they'd get to her: "I thought about sending it by Priority Mail Express, but the Palace would probably just soak it in water for three days to make sure it doesn't explode." Uhhh... OK! Related: Meghan's Sister Defends "Cashing In" On The Duchess' Fame That's not the weirdest part, though -- Thomas clearly has a bone to pick about getting perhaps locked out of seeing his grand child at some point next year or soon thereafter (below): "[It would be] easier for Meghan if I died. Everyone would be filled with sympathy for her. But I hope we reconcile. I'd hate to die without speaking to Meghan again. What's sad is that some time in the next year Meghan and Harry will have a baby and I'll be a grandfather. And if we're not speaking, I won't see my grandchild. How tragic is that—to deprive a child of its grandfather because I said a few things critical of the Royal Family?" Wow! And later, he turned the whole thing into a pity party, criticizing Meghan for not properly thanking him for the way he raised her (below): "They want me to be silent, they want me to just go away. But I won't be silenced. I refuse to stay quiet. What riles me is Meghan's sense of superiority. She'd be nothing without me. I made her the Duchess she is today. Everything that Meghan is, I made her. And did I get any recognition for it? Any thanks? She doesn't even speak to me now. How cold is that?" Yikes... Not good. Related: The ULTIMATE Royal Quiz! And also not done! How about invoking Princess Diana's name in this whole mess for Thomas, too (below): "[The Royal Family] have Meghan treating her father in a way that Harry's mother, Princess Diana, would have loathed. That's not what Diana stood for. Princess Diana is credited with changing the Royal Family, but she wasn't perfect. She was still very much one of them. I think Meghan's the one who'll bring them into the 21st Century, if they'll let her." Wow... Controversial, to say the least!!!! What do U think, Perezcious readers?! Let us know your opinions in the comments (below)... [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonJul 29th, 2018

Critics “Feel” Like Jumping Off A Bridge After Seeing Amy Schumer’s New Movie

Amy Schumer is now officially one for three with her movie career, because while Trainwreck stole the hearts of Americans who like dumb movies, Schumer's smoke and mirrors didn't work for Snatched, and with this weekend's I Feel Pretty, she's not only receiving horrible reviews and all but guaranteed to bomb at the box office, but is also offending people for her body shaming. We can't all have ultra slim barely-alive size six bodies, okay Schumer. The post Critics “Feel” Like Jumping Off A Bridge After Seeing Amy Schumer’s New Movie appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Amy Schumer is now officially one for three with her leading lady movie career, because while Trainwreck stole the hearts of Americans who like dumb movies, Schumer’s smoke and mirrors didn’t work for Snatched, and with this weekend’s I Feel Pretty, she’s not only receiving horrible reviews and all but guaranteed to bomb at the box office, but is also offending people for her body shaming. We can’t all have ultra slim barely-alive size six bodies, okay Schumer. I Feel Pretty is being compared to Shallow Hal, because both movies star actresses who nobody likes. Schumer plays fat as holy hell Renee in I Feel Pretty. After a freak accident at SoulCycle Renee magically perceives herself as being attractive and thin, and proceeds to act accordingly. This leads to scenes of Renee proudly showing off her body (including while competing in a wet t-shirt contest,) and the gag is that what the audience is seeing is actually a body that’s offensive to all the senses and would get doused in acid in less progressive countries. Laughing at a fat girl who thinks she’s pretty. Schumer’s really reaching with this role isn’t she. Critics are panning I Feel Pretty – which currently has a 36% rating on Rotten Tomatoes – and not just because it isn’t good or funny in any capacity. The flick almost too perfectly highlights Schumer’s non sequitur platform. She claims to be body positive, but slams any h8ers who call her plus size. The lady thinks she’s a size six. She is Renee. Without ever having been inside a SoulCycle obviously. On one hand, body positivity is a rationalization for the obesity epidemic. On the other hand, for as stupid of a platform as body positivity is, if you’re going to stand for something, stand for it. Schumer can’t spread love light and cellulite around the world while also using a way-less-than-perfect bod as the singular punchline throughout an almost two-hour movie. Schumer, just think – what would Ashley Graham do. Wait, is Schumer making Ashley Graham make sense to me? Well now she must die.   The post Critics “Feel” Like Jumping Off A Bridge After Seeing Amy Schumer’s New Movie appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddApr 20th, 2018

And The Bride Wore Size Six

Congratulations are in order for size six Amy Schumer. Only four months after announcing that she was about to do herself in by dating a chef, Chris Fischer, Schumer has confirmed that she and her eventual cause of death tied the knot in Malibu yesterday just in time for Valentine’s Day and a school shooting. After […] The post And The Bride Wore Size Six appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Congratulations are in order for size six Amy Schumer. Only four months after announcing that she was about to do herself in by dating a chef, Chris Fischer, Schumer has confirmed that she and her eventual cause of death tied the knot in Malibu yesterday just in time for Valentine’s Day and a school shooting. After seeing these pictures Fischer probably wishes that he could have had some sort of combined ceremony with the latter event, because they truly, inescapably drive the point home that he is married to Amy Schumer. He, a man with male genitalia who is attracted to women, is married to Amy Schumer. It’s like he picked up a potato in the kitchen one day and said “Wow. Now if only you also told unfunny jokes I would wreck you.” Schumer picked out her dress from the lace grill cover collection at Ace Hardware and the event was attended by a ton of celebrities including Chelsea Handler, Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Jennifer Lawrence. I recognize many of the women in these wedding pics posted to Schumer’s Instagram as terrible comedians that I’ve been told to like, which is nothing if not a celebration of Schumer’s brand. Schumer also incorporated dogs into the ceremony, just in case people had any doubts that she was a thirty-something getting married. But really, I wish them all the best, and I’m just so envious that Schumer had the restraint to fit into this petite dress. That was my wedding present. Congrats you model you.   I am a size 6 and have no plans of changing. This is it. Stay on or get off. Kisses! pic.twitter.com/6IsEfFOwAD — Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) February 12, 2015 I think there’s nothing wrong with being plus size. Beautiful healthy women. Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8. @glamourmag put me in their plus size only issue without asking or letting me know and it doesn’t feel right to me. Young girls seeing my body type thinking that is plus size? What are your thoughts? Mine are not cool glamour not glamourous A post shared by @ amyschumer on Apr 5, 2016 at 8:18am PDT Photo Credit: Instagram The post And The Bride Wore Size Six appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddFeb 15th, 2018

Catch Up On All The Royal Wedding Drama — Everything We Know So Far!

You couldn't PAY US to deal with Meghan Markle's family! As you surely saw, the Suits actress' family has been making SEVERAL headlines these past few days. For starters, there is Meghan's father Thomas Markle, who was caught staging paparazzi pics — after the royal family SPECIFICALLY ordered the media to give Miz Markle's family privacy. [...] You couldn't PAY US to deal with Meghan Markle's family! As you surely saw, the Suits actress' family has been making SEVERAL headlines these past few days. For starters, there is Meghan's father Thomas Markle, who was caught staging paparazzi pics -- after the royal family SPECIFICALLY ordered the media to give Miz Markle's family privacy. He's since pulled out of the royal wedding, but now wants back his job of walking the American divorcée down the aisle. Then, Meghan's half sister Samantha Grant was accused of planting unsubstantiated stories in the news. Oh, and how could we forget about half brother Thomas Markle Jr.?? You know, the sibling who penned a letter imploring Prince Harry to call off the nuptials!! For all that drama and more, be sure to discover everything we know so far (below): Now Meghan Markle's Dad Wants To Walk His Daughter Down The Aisle [CLICK HERE] Meghan's Father Reportedly On The Verge Of Another Heart Attack! [CLICK HERE] Meghan's Mom Quits Her Job Just Days Before The Royal Wedding! [CLICK HERE] Meghan CANNOT Deal With Her Father's Photo Staging Scandal! [CLICK HERE] Meghan's Father No Longer Attending Wedding & Recently Suffered A Heart Attack [CLICK HERE] Meghan's Half-Sister Owns Up To Arranging Those Staged Paparazzi Pics! [CLICK HERE] Thomas Markle Caught Staging Pap Pics For A BIG Payday [CLICK HERE] Meghan's Half-Brother Urges Prince Harry To Call Off Upcoming Nuptials [CLICK HERE] [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonMay 15th, 2018

Amy Schumer Won"t Take Husband Chris Fischer"s Last Name for This Reason

Amy Schumer is explaining why she won’t be changing her last name to her husband Chris Fischer‘s! The 36-year-old comedian made the revelation in her Instagram Stories on Sunday (March 11). The video featured Amy‘s father Gordon asking her, “Are you still Amy Schumer or are you Amy Fischer now?” “Do you remember who Amy [...] Amy Schumer is explaining why she won’t be changing her last name to her husband Chris Fischer‘s! The 36-year-old comedian made the revelation in her Instagram Stories on Sunday (March 11). The video featured Amy‘s father Gordon asking her, “Are you still Amy Schumer or are you Amy Fischer now?” “Do you remember who Amy Fischer is?” Amy responded. “The Long Island Lolita. No, I’m keeping my last name. I’m keeping your last name.” Amy is referring to Amy Fisher, the Massapequa, New York high school student who became known as “the Long Island Lolita” by the media in 1992, when she shot the wife of her lover at age 17. She later appeared in adult films after her serving seven years in prison. Amy and Chris got married in Malibu, Calif., last month. Check out which celebs were in attendance here!.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredMar 13th, 2018

Meghan Markle CANNOT Deal With Her Father"s Photo Staging Scandal Right Now!

UPDATE: 5:21 P.M. EST: Kensington Palace have once again released an official statement on the matter in an effort to protect Thomas Markle: "This is a deeply personal moment for Ms. Markle in the days before her wedding. She and Prince Harry ask again for understanding and respect to be extended to Mr. Markle in this [...] UPDATE: 5:21 P.M. EST: Kensington Palace have once again released an official statement on the matter in an effort to protect Thomas Markle: "This is a deeply personal moment for Ms. Markle in the days before her wedding. She and Prince Harry ask again for understanding and respect to be extended to Mr. Markle in this difficult situation." Is this the only way Meghan can defend her dad's honor? With Royal decree?? You'd think someone with a future of nothing but press photos would understand her father wanting some good publicity. But alas, Meghan Markle is "upset and disturbed" by Thomas Markle getting caught apparently staging photos with a paparazzi less than a week before she's set to wed Prince Harry. Related: Lifetime's Harry & Meghan Movie Was Absurd! A source told Us Weekly that while Meghan is bothered by the antics of her father, she has more pressing matters at the moment, explaining: "Meghan is upset and disturbed by the entire ordeal and just wants to move past it. She doesn't want to let anything ruin her day and is trying to keep focus on the weekend." She has enough to worry about! We mean, who's going to sit at the Spice Girls' table during the reception!? We're stressed just thinking about it. The insider added that Meghan's relationship with her father "has always been strained" because of "his ill thought-out decisions and his lack of responsibility." As we reported, Thomas was spotted arriving at a cafe in Mexico with a photographer named Jeff Rayner. The two were seen working together to find a good angle to take a picture of the 73-year-old sitting at a computer reading a news story about Meghan and his future son-in-law. Video: Meghan's Family Is THE WORST! After the scandal broke, Meghan's half sister Samantha Markle took responsibility for setting it up -- a development the source says "wasn't a surprise to Meghan at all." The insider continued: "Meghan is disappointed that her father hasn't spoken up and stopped his children from trashing her in the press. Instead, she sees his collaboration with Samantha, who Meghan feels he is much closer to, and it hurts her." Thomas later opened up to TMZ about his decision, insisting he just wanted a photo of himself in the press where he didn't look like an uncultured slob. He even claimed he was so embarrassed, he wouldn't be attending the wedding! If Thomas' intentions were truly just to look presentable, we do hope Meghan thinks about issuing a pardon. [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonMay 14th, 2018

Meghan Markle"s Suits Family Has Arrived In The United Kingdom — & They"re STOKED For The Royal Wedding!

Meghan Markle's Suits family couldn't be happier for her. On Friday, several of Meghan's former costars stopped by the Today show (filming live in Windsor) to open up about the American actress' Saturday royal wedding. While Rick Hoffman, Sarah Rafferty, and Gina Torres are some of the few confirmed celebrities invited to the upcoming nuptials, the [...] Meghan Markle's Suits family couldn't be happier for her. On Friday, several of Meghan's former costars stopped by the Today show (filming live in Windsor) to open up about the American actress' Saturday royal wedding. While Rick Hoffman, Sarah Rafferty, and Gina Torres are some of the few confirmed celebrities invited to the upcoming nuptials, the USA Network stars issued only jokes (above) when it came to discussing Prince Harry and Meghan's wedding invitations. Related: Prince Charles Will Walk Meghan Down The Aisle! During a chat with Hoda Kotb and Savannah Guthrie, Rafferty teased that "doves flew out" when she opened her invite. The quips kept coming when Hoffman claimed that, along with an invitation, "MI6 were at [his] door." However, in all seriousness, Meghan's friends were genuinely "surprised" when they made it onto the guest list for her big day. Torres admitted: "This is an incredible step in her life, so to bear witness to that is extraordinary." And, per Gina, Meghan kept her royal romance pretty "close to the vest." Although she knew that Markle was dating a royal, at first, she knew "very little" else. Still, the Suits stars have since signed off on the ginger prince, as Hoffman added: "He's lovely. They're a great match." Hear! Hear! According to Rick, he found out about Meghan's relationship "quite early," as he shared: "I was like, 'You've got to be kidding me!' It was both of us in the trailer, like, 'Oh, my God! You're dating a prince!' I was like, 'Take it slow. Be careful. Don't let him hurt you.'" Awwwwww. They clearly care so much about Meghan -- which is a refreshing change from her attention hungry relatives! Speaking of the Suits cast's close bond, Torres noted: "We worked together for so many years on the show. It's such an amazing experience. We were with each other for longer than we went to college or high school with our friends. We became family, in a way; we're still family. So, this is a wonderful family affair." You can say that again! We mean, just take a look at the way onscreen husband Patrick J. Adams is living it up in London ahead of the nuptials. Currently, Adams and wife Troian Bellisario are spending time there, as they also had an 18th birthday to attend. Photos: Meghan & More Celebs Who Quit Acting! Patrick and Troian shared on their Instagram pages: I have historically ale’d.A post shared by Patrick Adams (@halfadams) on May 17, 2018 at 12:55pm PDT Happy 18th birthday, @clare.stephenson_ - thanks for taking us to our new favorite bar.A post shared by Patrick Adams (@halfadams) on May 17, 2018 at 1:00pm PDT Patrick( the Canadian): this bar is 500 years older than Shakespeare. Troian (the American): I’m dying this is just like Hogwarts!!!! Clare (the Brit) I work here.A post shared by Troian Bellisario (@sleepinthegardn) on May 18, 2018 at 6:25am PDT The married twosome are expected to be at Windsor Castle's St. George's Chapel for Meghan's big day. Costar Gabriel Macht appears to have also arrived in the United Kingdom for the royal wedding, as his wife -- The Real World: London star Jacinda Barrett -- shared a pic in front of Buckingham Palace (below). Hanging in Hyde Park. Loving our time in #londonA post shared by Jacinda Barrett (@jacindabarrett) on May 15, 2018 at 2:39pm PDT Kissing in front of the Queen. #buckinghampalace Happy Mother’s Day to my Mum and all the extraordinary Mums around the world and to my angels for all of it. #thankyou #bestjobeverA post shared by Jacinda Barrett (@jacindabarrett) on May 13, 2018 at 2:42pm PDT Although, per Jacinda's Instagram account, the duo briefly jetted off to Cannes for an amfAR fundraising event. Hope they make it back in time for the "I Dos"! Regardless, it seems like Meghan's going to be surrounded by PLENTY of love on her wedding day! *Hugs*.....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonMay 18th, 2018

Jennifer Lawrence Reveals She Was "Sobbing" Throughout Bestie Amy Schumer"s Surprise Wedding!

We WISH we were at Amy Schumer's surprise wedding. Thankfully, we have Instagram pics and details from the comedienne's loved ones to help us pretend we were present at the nuptials. And it sounds like the Malibu wedding was really beautiful. Related: Amy Wedding Dress Details! In fact, Amy's bestie Jennifer Lawrence burst into tears while Amy and [...] We WISH we were at Amy Schumer's surprise wedding. Thankfully, we have Instagram pics and details from the comedienne's loved ones to help us pretend we were present at the nuptials. And it sounds like the Malibu wedding was really beautiful. Related: Amy Wedding Dress Details! In fact, Amy's bestie Jennifer Lawrence burst into tears while Amy and now-husband Chris Fischer exchanged their vows. During a chat with Entertainment Tonight, the Hunger Games alum shared: "It was beautiful. It was very sudden, but it was, I was sobbing the whole -- his vows were stunning. It's when two people really love each other and they really mean it, it shows, and it was a beautiful ceremony and an amazing time. I couldn't be happier for them." Same, girl. Same. While J.Law was happy to be there for her good friend, she's a tad worried she upstaged the bride on her big day. Per the Oscar winner, the pink dress she wore to the wedding was accidentally undone for most of the bash. She quipped: "Notice my shirt was accidentally undone the whole time. In every wedding photo all of my buttons were undone. It looks like I was like, 'Oh, you thought this was going to be about you?'" HIGHlarious! In regards to Amy's wedding venue of choice, the Red Sparrow star noted it had a "beachy" vibe. However, it's unlikely that Jennifer will copy the Inside Amy Schumer creator's aesthetic as the beach really isn't her thing. The blonde stunner added: "A couple people wanted to go down and walk on the beach and I was like, 'No. I don't get the beach. I just don't care.'" HA!! Fingers crossed we get invited to the vow renewals!! [Image via Instagram.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonFeb 15th, 2018

Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Have Left The Obamas, The Trumps, & More OFF Their Wedding Guest List!

Like his late mother Princess Diana, Prince Harry is a royal for the people! On Monday, it was revealed that the ginger prince and fiancée Meghan Markle have chosen to keep politics out of their wedding. Meaning, the twosome have decided that they WON'T extend wedding invitations to Barack and Michelle Obama OR Donald and Melania [...] Like his late mother Princess Diana, Prince Harry is a royal for the people! On Monday, it was revealed that the ginger prince and fiancée Meghan Markle have chosen to keep politics out of their wedding. Meaning, the twosome have decided that they WON'T extend wedding invitations to Barack and Michelle Obama OR Donald and Melania Trump. In fact, not even British Prime Minister Theresa May made the guest list for the May 19 nuptials. Related: Bethenny Frankel Once Dated Meghan's Ex-Husband! What a bold move!! Daily Express royal correspondent Richard Palmer confirmed this news to be true, as he took to Twitter on Tuesday and shared: There will be no official UK or overseas guests at Prince Harry and Meghan’s wedding. No Theresa May, President Trump or Obamas. — Richard Palmer (@RoyalReporter) April 10, 2018 A KP spokesman says: "It has been decided that an official list of political leaders – both UK and international - is not required for Prince Harry and Ms. Markle's wedding. Her Majesty's Government was consulted on this decision, which was taken by The Royal Household." — Richard Palmer (@RoyalReporter) April 10, 2018 So why the political snub?? Per Mr. Palmer, since Harry is unlikely to ever be king, "there's no need for official guests." He continued: Essentially, it’s been decided that there’s no need for official guests, as Prince Harry is not likely to be a future King. Everyone inside the chapel will know Harry and Meghan personally. — Richard Palmer (@RoyalReporter) April 10, 2018 On foreign royalty attending Prince Harry and Meghan’s wedding, I’m told it will depend if they are friends. Nobody will be invited because of the position they hold. — Richard Palmer (@RoyalReporter) April 10, 2018 Sounds fair to us! Not to mention, it appears that Harry and Meghan are using their wedding day as a way to celebrate the people of the U.K. As we previously reported, the engaged love birds made sure to expand their royal wedding guest list to include more "members of the public." Amid all this guest list talk, Kensington Palace confirmed some of the public citizens who've been invited to the ceremony at St. George's Chapel at Windsor Castle. The palace noted online: Here are the stories of some of the people who will be joining the celebrations in the grounds of Windsor Castle on May 19th: — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) April 10, 2018 Philip Gillespie from Ballymena who lost his right leg in an IED incident in Afghanistan and works to raise funds and awareness for ABF The Soldiers' Charity. pic.twitter.com/WadD7gRpRq — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) April 10, 2018 Pamela Anomneze from Haringey. Pamela is the manager of Studio 306 Collective CIC, a social enterprise that helps those recovering from mental health issues through the creative arts. pic.twitter.com/gSNTcRt9SO — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) April 10, 2018 Reuben Litherland from Derby. Reuben was born deaf and has started lunchtime lessons to teach sign language at school. pic.twitter.com/bpUUO0rIKL — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) April 10, 2018 Amy Wright from Annan. Amy is Chair of Board of Directors for the Usual Place café in Dumfries, which provides employment training and support for young people aged 16-25 with special needs. pic.twitter.com/ATZrolP2cV — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) April 10, 2018 This is so incredible! While we're saddened to learn that the Obamas won't be at the royal wedding, we're happy to report that Harry and Meghan "are very much looking forward to seeing them soon." See?? The engaged pair can have their cake AND eat it too!! 38 days until the wedding, folks!! [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: topSource: tmzApr 10th, 2018

Katy Perry Actually Critiqued Meghan Markle’s Wedding Dress

If anyone has any insight into Katy Perry's career game plan, please make yourself heard in the comments, because as it stands it feels like she's deliberately destroying any goodwill that she cultivated from her Reddi-whip tit and abduction alien rape fantasy past. The golden years. I haven't covered the royal wedding on here because it's boring and stupid, but even I know that royal newlywed Meghan Markle looked like a million bucks in her wedding dress, and that even if she didn't, America is so far up her vag that critiquing any aspect of the wedding is a huge no-no. The post Katy Perry Actually Critiqued Meghan Markle’s Wedding Dress appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   If anyone has any insight into Katy Perry’s career game plan, please make yourself heard in the comments, because as it stands it feels like she’s deliberately destroying any goodwill that she cultivated from her Reddi-whip tit and abduction alien rape fantasy past. The golden years. I haven’t covered the royal wedding on here because it’s boring and stupid, but even I know that royal newlywed Meghan Markle looked like a million bucks in her wedding dress, and that even if she didn’t, America is so far up her vag that critiquing any aspect of the wedding is a huge no-no. Markle – who married Prince Firecrotch this weekend to enough fanfare to relegate the Santa Fe, TX shooting victims to “Around the Web” sections of websites – helps fat-assed single administrative assistants named Peg in Toledo, OH believe that their fairytale endings are right around the corner. A person who would in any way question that fantasy would have to be a gross unlikeable monster, and speaking of, Perry – who’s recent fashion choices make her look like Kristen Stewart dressed as a clown for a down syndrome convention – somehow thought it was appropriate to weigh in on Markle’s Givenchy wedding dress: I would have done one more fitting. I’m never not going to tell the truth! One more fitting, but I love you. Is there a chance Markle didn’t want to wear a skin-tight hooker dress to her wedding? Nah. Perry then further interjected herself into the lives of people who probably think she passed away in 2014 by pitting Kate Middleton and Marle against each other: Kate, Kate, Kate won, Kate won! Remember this is coming from the defining woke feminist of our generation. Royal cat fight sluts!   The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have released three official photographs from their Wedding day. These photographs were taken by photographer Alexi Lubomirski at Windsor Castle, following the carriage procession. #RoyalWedding pic.twitter.com/WBim9EkI4D — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) May 21, 2018   Ms. Meghan Markle arrives at St George’s Chapel #RoyalWedding pic.twitter.com/Hj79je8glV — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) May 19, 2018 Photo Credit: Kensington Palace Twitter The post Katy Perry Actually Critiqued Meghan Markle’s Wedding Dress appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddMay 21st, 2018

The Royal Wedding Will "Suck" For Meghan Markle, Reckons Amy Schumer

The Royal Wedding Will "Suck" For Meghan Markle, Reckons Amy Schumer.....»»

Category: topSource: contactmusicMay 17th, 2018

Amy Schumer"s I Feel Pretty Reviews Are Not So Pretty!

Amy Schumer's new film I Feel Pretty is getting hit with the ugly stick by critics, after the embargo lifted on opening day (often not a good sign). Reviewers consistently praise the supporting cast (in a delightful surprise, 4-time Oscar nominee Michelle Williams is apparently hilarious) and most think the film is trying to have a [...] Amy Schumer's new film I Feel Pretty is getting hit with the ugly stick by critics, after the embargo lifted on opening day (often not a good sign). Reviewers consistently praise the supporting cast (in a delightful surprise, 4-time Oscar nominee Michelle Williams is apparently hilarious) and most think the film is trying to have a positive message. Related: Amy Shares Text Convo With Jennifer Lawrence & It's As Funny As You'd Expect! But they can't seem to decide if the entire premise is hopelessly outdated or if the film just slips and falls and hits its head on the Soulcycle floor. See the not-so-body-positive reviews (below)! Abbey Bender, TimeOut: "I Feel Pretty lacks visual inspiration and runs on the fumes of one not-particularly-funny joke (this regular-looking girl thinks she's super-hot). Truth be told, for a wide-release comedy, it's a bit depressing." Kate Taylor, The Globe And Mail: "Schumer's actual chutzpah, so boldly showcased in her stand-up and sketch comedy, is not enough to carry this offensive conceit. The notion that the pathetically insecure Renee is an accurate satire of contemporary women is enough to make any feminist cringe." Peter Travers, Rolling Stone: "Is it really OK to get off making plus-size jokes just because you tack on a moralizing ending that teaches a lesson about body positivity? ... The movie keeps jerking our chain, encouraging us first to chuckle snidely and then feel bad about it. It's wearying." Adam Graham, Detroit News: "Amy Schumer is way too smart to be attached to a movie as clunky and backward-looking as I Feel Pretty, a flat comedy which attempts to take on beauty standards and issues of body positivity but can't think of anything fresh to say about either. I Feel Pretty would barely cut it as a sketch on Inside Amy Schumer." Kurt Loder, Reason: "As one of the dozen or so people who liked last year's Amy Schumer film, Snatched, I wish I could muster more enthusiasm for her new one." K. Austin Collins, Vanity Fair: "It's to I Feel Pretty's credit that Schumer isn't listed as one of its writers: it means we can get back to thinking of her as a performer, decoupled just a little from the movie's bigger ideas, which are indisputably the least impressive thing about it." Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times: "Schumer is doing another slightly tweaked but virtually indistinguishable variation on the same wisecracking, self-deprecating, insecure, if-only-she-could-see-her-wonderfulness underdog she's played before. She's clearly in her comfort zone and she eventually wins us over in this uneven, hit-and-miss, broad comedy — but here's hoping the next time around, she tries something new." Jocelyn Novak, AP: "On the plus side, it's often a pleasantly entertaining ride with the always appealing Schumer, and its heart is in the right place. It also features a truly terrific comic turn by Michelle Williams (drama, musicals, now comedy — is there anything she can't do?) On the minus side, it muddles its message with an overstuffed script, choppy editing, and some unnecessarily over-the-top moments. Not to mention a sappy ending that actually comes close to contradicting its own premise." Will these reviews keep U from seeing it, or do you like forming your own opinions?.....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonApr 20th, 2018

Meghan Markle & Her Father Have Had Their "Ups & Downs" — But They"re In A "Good Place Now"!

Meghan Markle has a complicated relationship with her father, but that doesn't mean she isn't excited for him to be at her royal wedding. As you likely saw, last week, Kensington Palace confirmed that Thomas Markle Sr. WILL be present at Prince Harry and Meghan's nuptials on May 19. In fact, the cinematographer will even walk [...] Meghan Markle has a complicated relationship with her father, but that doesn't mean she isn't excited for him to be at her royal wedding. As you likely saw, last week, Kensington Palace confirmed that Thomas Markle Sr. WILL be present at Prince Harry and Meghan's nuptials on May 19. In fact, the cinematographer will even walk the Suits actress down the aisle at Windsor Castle's St. George's Chapel. Related: Madame Tussauds NAILS New Waxwork Of Meghan! This update completely contradicts the scathing letter written by half brother Thomas Markle Jr., who claimed the 36-year-old was estranged from their shared poppa and didn't invite the Markle patriarch to her wedding. While things have been complicated between Thomas Sr. and Meghan in the past, it appears that the twosome aren't currently estranged. An insider confirmed this to be true, as they spilled to People: "Meghan loves her dad. Like any father-daughter relationship, there have been ups and downs over the years. But they are in a good place now." Mr. Markle, who worked as a lightening designer on shows like Married…With Children and General Hospital, got divorced from Meghan's mom Doria Ragland in the '80s. He lives away from the limelight, thanks to a quiet life in Mexico. Nonetheless, Thomas Sr. wasn't absent from Meghan's life during her fundamental years, as a former Immaculate Heart classmate revealed: "...her dad was such a sweetheart. He did the sets for our plays, which was a huge thing for us, and he would volunteer his time even after Meghan graduated. She was close with her parents. They were affectionate." As for the her brother's claims that her desire for fame has left the elder Thomas destitute?? The first source defended: "She's been supportive of him in every way, including financially. She has paid many of her father's bills over the years." It sounds like Meghan's half sibling was stirring up trouble for attention. We're glad everything is settled, as Harry is slated to meet Thomas Sr. for the first time in the days to come. Mr. Markle will also be introduced to Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Charles of Wales, Duchess Camilla of Cornwall, Prince William, and Kate Middleton. Harry has already become acquainted with Doria, as she even joined the love birds at the Invictus Games in Toronto in September. Hopefully, no other estranged relatives attempt to spoil Meghan and Harry's big day. Nine days, everyone!! [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonMay 9th, 2018