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Stormy Daniels" Ohio Strip Club Charges Dismissed

Stormy Daniels can chalk this one up as a quickie -- the charges from her Columbus, Ohio strip club arrest have already been dropped. Prosecutors say the "touching" statute only applies to strippers who "regularly appear" at the establishment.….....»»

Category: topSource: tmzJul 12th, 2018

Stormy Daniels No Longer In Trouble For Sexual Acts At Ohio Strip Club

"Ms. Clifford (Daniels' real last name) leaned over, grabbed Det. Keckley's head and began smacking her face with her bare breasts and holding her face between her breasts against her chest. Ms. Clifford then moved down the stage where Ofc. Praither was standing and began fondling Ofc. Praither's buttock and breasts." The post Stormy Daniels No Longer In Trouble For Sexual Acts At Ohio Strip Club appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   In the wee hours of the morning, a porn star was arrested at an Ohio strip club. If you’re from Ohio, this is old hat, and you can feel free to move on to another post. For the rest of you, get ready for a tale of intrigue, mystery, and probably hepatitis. Stormy Daniels – the big-titted porn star who allegedly banged President Trump and is currently suing him – was arrested at a strip club in Columbus, OH on Thursday for touching patrons while performing. Thanks to the state’s Community Defense Act: …An employee who regularly appears naked or semi-nude as part of a sexually related business is not permitted to touch anyone who is not a family member while undressed at said business. Family members only in Ohio. Not just spouses, but family members. Very incest-eresting. “Touch” is an understatement for what Daniels was doing on stage, and the affidavit detailing her arrest reads like a softcore porn script written by a nymphomaniac fourteen-year-old boy. Daniels began groping patrons as well as forcing their faces into her tits, and the real kicker is that a group of undercover cops got the Stormy Daniels treatment before arresting her ass. Get tested. Here’s just a sampling of what you can find in the full court documents: Ms. Clifford (Daniels’ real last name) leaned over, grabbed Det. Keckley’s head and began smacking her face with her bare breasts and holding her face between her breasts against her chest. Ms. Clifford then moved down the stage where Ofc. Praither was standing and began fondling Ofc. Praither’s buttock and breasts. Those are what we call fringe benefits of being on the force. But really, get tested. Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti wasn’t having the arrest, and within a matter of hours got the charges against Daniels dismissed on the grounds that she does not regularly appear nude at that particular strip club. It doesn’t help that, according to Buzzfeed, one of the arresting officers was previously accused of entrapment. Cool cool cool. Anyone else still stuck on the fact that you can only titty face fuck family members in Ohio?   She was arrested for allegedly allowing a customer to touch her while on stage in a non sexual manner! Are you kidding me? They are devoting law enforcement resources to sting operations for this? There has to be higher priorities!!! #SetUp #Basta — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 12, 2018   I am pleased to report that the charges against my client @stormydaniels have been dismissed in their entirety (below motion was just granted). I want to thank Joe Gibson & his colleagues at the prosecutors ofc for their professionalism starting with our first call early this am. pic.twitter.com/xHPSWsyqM2 — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 12, 2018 Photo Credit: Franklin County Sherriff’s Office / Backgrid USA The post Stormy Daniels No Longer In Trouble For Sexual Acts At Ohio Strip Club appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddJul 12th, 2018

An Unfaithful Stormy Daniels Is Divorcing After Almost Endangering Her Child

If Stormy Daniels seemed like marriage material to you then you absolutely deserve everything that comes along with your decision to wed a washed up pornstar. Men make mistakes, but making an honest woman out of a lady who makes sweet mouth love the scrotum of strangers is less of a one-off life misstep and […] The post An Unfaithful Stormy Daniels Is Divorcing After Almost Endangering Her Child appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. If Stormy Daniels seemed like marriage material to you then you absolutely deserve everything that comes along with your decision to wed a washed up pornstar. Men make mistakes, but making an honest woman out of a lady who makes sweet mouth love the scrotum of strangers is less of a one-off life misstep and more of an indicator that your undiagnosed mental illness is causing severe misjudgment. Glendon Crain was so in love with Stormy Daniels that he put a ring on it. But now he wants that ring back and a restraining order. He’s accused her of committing adultery. Which is puzzling because I’m sure she’s been doing other men every time she clocks in. Stormy Daniels‘ husband doesn’t just want a divorce — he wants her to stay clear of him and their child — and he’s accusing her of cheating. We’ve learned a judge has granted Glendon Crain a restraining order which he requested with his divorce petition. The judge, among other things, agreed to prohibit Stormy from coming in contact with Crain or their 7-year-old daughter, which Crain says was necessary because Stormy wanted to bring her on tour where she would be on a bus with other adult performers and at risk for both physical and emotional harm. As for the cheating … Crain isn’t specific, but merely says Stormy “committed adultery.” Glendon filed for divorce last week. He married Stormy in 2015 but the 2 have rarely been seen together in public since she emerged with allegations against Donald Trump. Earlier this month when Stormy was arrested at a Columbus strip club, on the police report, she marked “No” when asked if she was married. There were so many red flags when it came to Daniels that this is clearly all Glendon’s fault. For starters, you can assume any big bosomed woman going by the name of Stormy blew multiple men behind a dumpster on more than one occasion before she old enough to drive with a permit. So I don’t know how anyone can be surprised that she wanted to take her 7-year-old daughter to work with her on a tour bus full of pornstars. I’m not sure what Mr. Crain does for work but he’s definitely not a professional magician since he failed to turn a high-paid hooker into a housewife like he had hoped. [A Whole Lot More From Stormy Right Over Here] Photo Credit: Stormy Daniels and the Trumps from Backgrid USA / Getty Images / Splash News The post An Unfaithful Stormy Daniels Is Divorcing After Almost Endangering Her Child appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddJul 27th, 2018

Stormy Daniels Arrested While Performing At Ohio Strip Club & Her Lawyer Says It Was "Politically Motivated"!

Police have finally gotten their hands on Stormy Daniels. The celebrated porn star was arrested in Columbus, Ohio while performing her act at a local strip club on Wednesday — a bust her hot lawyer says was a "setup" and "politically motivated." Related: Stormy's Lawyer May Run For President In 2020 Michael Avenatti took to Twitter after receiving [...] Police have finally gotten their hands on Stormy Daniels. The celebrated porn star was arrested in Columbus, Ohio while performing her act at a local strip club on Wednesday -- a bust her hot lawyer says was a "setup" and "politically motivated." Related: Stormy's Lawyer May Run For President In 2020 Michael Avenatti took to Twitter after receiving word that his client had been taken into custody for allegedly allowing a customer at Sirens to touch her in a "non sexual manner." He wrote: Just rcvd word that my client @StormyDaniels was arrested in Columbus Ohio whole performing the same act she has performed across the nation at nearly a hundred strip clubs. This was a setup & politically motivated. It reeks of desperation. We will fight all bogus charges. #Basta — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 12, 2018 She was arrested for allegedly allowing a customer to touch her while on stage in a non sexual manner! Are you kidding me? They are devoting law enforcement resources to sting operations for this? There has to be higher priorities!!! #SetUp #Basta — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 12, 2018 Avenatti added that he expected the video vixen to be released from bail and, later, confirmed Stormy was hit with three misdemeanor charges for the touching. On Thursday, Avenatti revealed that his client was pleading "not guilty" to the charges. He also shared a statement from Stormy, in which she apologized to fans who were expecting to see her perform the following night: We expect her to be released on bail shortly. We also expect that she will be charged with a misdemeanor for allowing "touching." We will vehemently contest all charges. #Basta — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 12, 2018 My client @StormyDaniels will issue a plea of "Not Guilty" to the three misdemeanor charges. — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 12, 2018 Official Statement From @StormyDaniels: As a result of what happened last night, I will unfortunately be unable to go forward with tonight's scheduled performance. I deeply apologize to my fans in Columbus. — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 12, 2018 Sad. The Associated Press uploaded a video of Donald Trump's alleged mistress being brought into a Columbus jail early Thursday morning. Watch the clip (below) to see Stormy cuffed. Do U think this arrest is Trump's doing?? [Image via Sheri Determan/WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonJul 12th, 2018

Would You Hit It? Stormy Daniels Fully Nude Stripping In Florida (NSFW)

  Stormy Daniels is supposedly thirty-eight-years-old, but in porn star years that comes out to one-hundred-and-forty-five-years-old, and Daniels looked like she’d weathered every single one of those pride and jizz swallowing years while stripping on stage this weekend at the Solid Gold strip club in Pompano Beach, Florida. Like we even needed to mention the state. Daniels […] The post Would You Hit It? Stormy Daniels Fully Nude Stripping In Florida (NSFW) appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Stormy Daniels is supposedly thirty-eight-years-old, but in porn star years that comes out to one-hundred-and-forty-five-years-old, and Daniels looked like she’d weathered every single one of those pride and jizz swallowing years while stripping on stage this weekend at the Solid Gold strip club in Pompano Beach, Florida. Like we even needed to mention the state. Daniels is riding the wave of publicity she’s receiving from news of her affair with Donald Trump, but to be honest, you’d hope slurping his Vienna Sausage would get one further in life than turning tricks at a moderately-attended strip club in Florida. And this is the height of her fame. Just imagine what Daniels was putting on her résumé a year ago. Her references were the phone numbers of every Love’s truck stop on I-95. If you like big fake tits and plenty of beav then you’re really going to enjoy Daniels’ performance at the strip club in Florida. Recently Daniels offered to return the $130,000 hush money she received from Trump to keep quiet about their alleged affair, but judging by the six dollars she has strapped to her thigh in these pics and the apparent lack of enthusiasm on the faces of her potential handjob recipients, she might want to reconsider relinquishing the cash. You can get a lot of poorly chosen tattoos for $130,000. Head HERE for the NSFW full frontal pics The post Would You Hit It? Stormy Daniels Fully Nude Stripping In Florida (NSFW) appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddMar 13th, 2018

Porn Actress Alana Evans Corroborates Donald Trump"s Alleged Encounter With Stormy Daniels!

Explain THIS, Donald Trump! According to the Wall Street Journal on Friday, one month before the 2016 election, Trump Organization attorney Michael Cohen arranged for Stephanie Clifford (AKA adult actress Stormy Daniels) to receive $130,000 to keep her from talking about an alleged 2006 Lake Tahoe sexual encounter. The alleged incident happened one year after the [...] Explain THIS, Donald Trump! According to the Wall Street Journal on Friday, one month before the 2016 election, Trump Organization attorney Michael Cohen arranged for Stephanie Clifford (AKA adult actress Stormy Daniels) to receive $130,000 to keep her from talking about an alleged 2006 Lake Tahoe sexual encounter. The alleged incident happened one year after the businessman married Melania Trump. Reportedly, Daniels was in talks with ABC's Good Morning America to go forward with her story, but the deal fell through. Related: Celebs Lay Into Trump For His "Shithole Countries" Remark On Friday, according to a new report, Daniels was also in contact with The Daily Beast after the website received confirmation from three sources -- including fellow porn actress Alana Evans (pictured above) -- about her alleged involvement with the politician. On November 3, just five days before the election, Daniels pulled the plug. Evans -- who says she was also in Lake Tahoe at the time of the alleged incident -- says she first spotted Daniels outside of her hotel room. "It was the second day of our trip, we were in a hotel with a tattoo parlor, and the hotel had huge windows so you could see people outside. When I saw Stormy, I was like WTF? I opened the door, called out to her, and she joined me while [my colleague] got a tattoo." Daniels reportedly told Evans she met the now-President at the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship at the Edgewood Tahoe in Stateline, Nevada in June 2006. "Stormy said she met Donald Trump and then tells me about the golf tournament and how she's supposed to hang out with him later that night, and she invited me. Stormy said Donald knew exactly who she was and wanted to meet her." Later that evening, Evans reportedly kept getting phone calls from Daniels asking her to "have some fun" with Stormy and Trump. "Stormy calls me four or five times, by the last two phone calls she's with Donald [Trump] and I can hear him, and he's talking through the phone to me saying, 'Oh come on Alana, let's have some fun! Let's have some fun! Come to the party, we're waiting for you.' And I was like, 'OMG it's Donald Trump!' Men like him scare me because they have so much power and this was way before his presidential nomination. So I bailed on them and turned my phone off."' The next day, Daniels allegedly told Evans she ended up in a hotel room with Trump, and that he chased her around "in his tighty-whities." "She tells me, 'All I'm going to say is: I ended up with Donald in his hotel room. Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities.' I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!' Then she said he offered her keys to his condos in Florida, and I was like, ‘Wow guess you had a good night,' and that was the last we ever spoke of it."' According to the publication, the Daniels-Trump encounter was confirmed by two additional sources: one close to Daniels, and one in the adult industry. Not good, Trump. NOT GOOD! [Image via Alana Evans/Instagram/Newspix.pl/WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonJan 12th, 2018

Stormy Daniels" Husband Slams Her With Divorce Papers, Restraining Order, AND Cheating Allegations!

Not a good day for Stormy Daniels… According to TMZ on Monday, after three years of being married, the adult film star's husband Glendon Crain filed for divorce last week. Related: Stormy Daniels' Hot Lawyer Might Run For President! Her hot lawyer Michael Avenatti issued the following statement: "My client Stormy Daniels and her husband Glen have decided to [...] Not a good day for Stormy Daniels... According to TMZ on Monday, after three years of being married, the adult film star's husband Glendon Crain filed for divorce last week. Related: Stormy Daniels' Hot Lawyer Might Run For President! Her hot lawyer Michael Avenatti issued the following statement: "My client Stormy Daniels and her husband Glen have decided to end their marriage ... Stormy's daughter remains her number one priority." However, this news isn't entirely surprising. Earlier this month, when Donald Trump's alleged hookup buddy was arrested at an Ohio strip club, it was indicated on the police report that she was NOT married. In addition to the split, Crain was granted a restraining order against the XXX actress prohibiting her from coming in contact with him or their 7-year-old daughter. Daniels allegedly wanted to bring her child on tour, where she would be on a tour bus with other adult performers. Crain feared this might put their daughter at risk of physical and emotional harm. The porn honcho also says his wife "committed adultery," but isn't specific with how she allegedly cheated. Additionally, the restraining order prevents Daniels from falsifying any document or withdrawing or transferring any assets from their accounts, or from denying Crain access to his credit cards. He also has exclusive use of their home and two cars. This Friday, Crain will attend a hearing, and will reportedly try to make the restraining order permanent. [Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonJul 23rd, 2018

Stormy Daniels Arrested While Performing at Strip Club

Stormy Daniels, the woman who came forward about her alleged affair with Donald Trump, was arrested on Wednesday (July 11) on three misdemeanor counts of illegally touching a patron while performing at a strip club in Columbus, Ohio. The 39-year-old’s lawyer, Michael Avenatti, tweeted about the incident and claims it’s a setup. “Just rcvd word [...] Stormy Daniels, the woman who came forward about her alleged affair with Donald Trump, was arrested on Wednesday (July 11) on three misdemeanor counts of illegally touching a patron while performing at a strip club in Columbus, Ohio. The 39-year-old’s lawyer, Michael Avenatti, tweeted about the incident and claims it’s a setup. “Just rcvd word that my client @StormyDaniels was arrested in Columbus Ohio whole performing the same act she has performed across the nation at nearly a hundred strip clubs. This was a setup & politically motivated. It reeks of desperation. We will fight all bogus charges,” he wrote. “She was arrested for allegedly allowing a customer to touch her while on stage in a non sexual manner! Are you kidding me? They are devoting law enforcement resources to sting operations for this? There has to be higher priorities!!! #SetUp” Just rcvd word that my client @StormyDaniels was arrested in Columbus Ohio whole performing the same act she has performed across the nation at nearly a hundred strip clubs. This was a setup & politically motivated. It reeks of desperation. We will fight all bogus charges. #Basta — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 12, 2018 She was arrested for allegedly allowing a customer to touch her while on stage in a non sexual manner! Are you kidding me? They are devoting law enforcement resources to sting operations for this? There has to be higher priorities!!! #SetUp #Basta — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 12, 2018 Official Statement From @StormyDaniels: As a result of what happened last night, I will unfortunately be unable to go forward with tonight's scheduled performance. I deeply apologize to my fans in Columbus. — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 12, 2018.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredJul 12th, 2018

Sarah Paulson Talks Playing Stormy Daniels: "Sign Me Up"!

Sarah Paulson stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live on Tuesday (October 2) and revealed that she would be willing to play to fellow guest Stormy Daniels in an eventual film. “I’m fascinated by Stormy Daniels,” the 43-year-old actress expressed before Jimmy asked if she’d ever play adult film star in something. “Oh yeah, sign me up! [...] Sarah Paulson stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live on Tuesday (October 2) and revealed that she would be willing to play to fellow guest Stormy Daniels in an eventual film. “I’m fascinated by Stormy Daniels,” the 43-year-old actress expressed before Jimmy asked if she’d ever play adult film star in something. “Oh yeah, sign me up! I’m the gal for Stormy Daniels. Yeah, it would be a bit of a stretch.” Sarah then asked Jimmy if she could stick around for Stormy‘s interview. Sarah also talked about getting big timed by Marcia Clark after playing her in The People v. O.J. Simpson, her dad being nervous after O.J. got out of prison, and all the characters she has played on American Horror Story – Watch more after the cut! Sarah Paulson on Stormy Daniels & Marcia Clark Click inside to watch the rest of Sarah Paulson’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live… Sarah Paulson on American Horror Story & Steven Spielberg EXCLUSIVE – Stormy Daniels Details Sex with Donald Trump.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredOct 3rd, 2018

Stormy Daniels Spilled ALL In 2011! Donald Trump Reportedly Told Porn Star She Was "Just Like His Daughter"!

Whoa! Stormy Daniels, the adult film actress with whom Donald Trump allegedly had a nearly yearlong sexual affair, spoke to multiple news sources just before the election before reportedly being paid $130k for her silence. Now thanks to that confidentiality agreement, Stormy, AKA Stephanie Clifford, isn't saying anything. But that's now. Related: Porn Actress Alana Evans Corroborates Trump's [...] Whoa! Stormy Daniels, the adult film actress with whom Donald Trump allegedly had a nearly yearlong sexual affair, spoke to multiple news sources just before the election before reportedly being paid $130k for her silence. Now thanks to that confidentiality agreement, Stormy, AKA Stephanie Clifford, isn't saying anything. But that's now. Related: Porn Actress Alana Evans Corroborates Trump's Alleged Encounter With Stormy Daniels! On Wednesday, In Touch Weekly published an interview they say Daniels gave them way back in 2011 when no one gave a shit whether Trump was in bed with a porn star or Putin. And this shit is JUICY! First, she tells the story of meeting Don in 2016 at the American Century celebrity golf tournament: "He kept looking at me and then we ended up riding to another hole on the same golf cart together." She says Trump visited the Wicked Pictures gift lounge later and asked her for her phone number before posing for a photo. "Then he asked me if I wanted to have dinner that night. And I was like, ‘Yeah, of course!'" Stormy says she was greeted at Trump's hotel room by a bodyguard named Keith. (Note: This would in all likelihood be Keith Schiller, the same bodyguard who was with Trump at the Miss Universe Pageant in Moscow in 2013, who testified Trump was offered five prostitutes but turned them down. President Trump made him Director of Oval Office Operations until he quit last September.) Video: Eric Trump's Strange Defense Of His Father's Racism! Though Stormy was dressed up to go out to dinner with the "billionaire," Trump was waiting for her in pajama pants, watching TV on the couch. "We ended up having dinner in the room." Stormy says at one point she went to the restroom, after which The Donald made his move: "When I came out, he was sitting on the bed and he was like, ‘Come here.' And I was like, ‘Ugh, here we go.' And we started kissing." Stormy says the sex was "textbook generic," and that she remembers her overwhelming thought was about money: "I actually don't even know why I did it, but I do remember while we were having sex, I was like, ‘Please, don't try to pay me.'" Afterward, she says Trump was very flattering. "We hung out for a little while and he just kept saying, ‘I'm gonna call you, I'm gonna call you. I have to see you again. You're amazing. We have to get you on The Apprentice.'" Inneresting. The Slate article says Daniels told them the same thing. She also says: "We had really good banter. He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful, smart, just like his daughter." Whoa. That we had NOT heard before. It's a fine compliment -- but not with a woman you're sleeping with! Gross! BTW, Ivanka Trump was 24 at the time. Photo: 15-Year-Old Ivanka Dancing On Donald Trump's Lap… An important note for those doubting the source: If In Touch were making up this interview, they would be opening themselves up to a HUGE libel and defamation lawsuit. We can't imagine it's worth the risk. As for how reliable the interview itself is? In Touch claim to have gotten corroboration from two sources and even say she passed a polygraph as part of their vetting process! So what do YOU think about all this, Perezcious readers?? [Image via Sam Wilson/Kento Nara/Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonJan 17th, 2018

Kathy Griffin Says She Spoke With Stormy Daniels After Arrest: "She"s Back On The Pole"

Kathy Griffin dished all about her blossoming friendship with Stormy Daniels, the woman who came forward about her alleged affair with Donald Trump, on last night’s (July 12) episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! The comedian revealed that she talked to Stormy shortly after she was taken into custody at a strip club in Ohio and [...] Kathy Griffin dished all about her blossoming friendship with Stormy Daniels, the woman who came forward about her alleged affair with Donald Trump, on last night’s (July 12) episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! The comedian revealed that she talked to Stormy shortly after she was taken into custody at a strip club in Ohio and was released earlier this week. “She’s back on the pole, baby, back on the pole,” Kathy said before revealing they met backstage at one of her shows in Boston. “Hi Thelma, I’m Louise — let’s take this a**hole down’.” Kathy also opened up about the massive backlash from her controversial photo holding a mask of Donald Trump: “The picture that was supposed to take me down was the thing that ended up allowing me to tour the world.” Kathy Griffin is Friends with Stormy Daniels Click inside to watch the rest of Kathy Griffin’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live… Kathy Griffin’s 98-Year-Old Mom is More Famous Than She Is.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredJul 13th, 2018

Stormy Daniels & Husband Glendon Crain Split, He Files Restraining Order

After eight years of marriage, Stormy Daniels and her husband Glendon Crain are going their separate ways. TMZ has announced that Glen filed for divorce just one week after she was arrested at a strip club. A judge granted Glendon‘s restraining order request and Stormy cannot come in contact with him or their seven-year-old daughter. [...] After eight years of marriage, Stormy Daniels and her husband Glendon Crain are going their separate ways. TMZ has announced that Glen filed for divorce just one week after she was arrested at a strip club. A judge granted Glendon‘s restraining order request and Stormy cannot come in contact with him or their seven-year-old daughter. It’s unclear what happened, but he claims that Stormy “committed adultery.” Stormy‘s lawyer posted on social media, “My client Stormy Daniels and her husband Glen have decided to end their marriage. A petition for divorce was filed last week, the accuracy of which is vehemently disputed. Stormy’s daughter remains her number one priority. She kindly asks for privacy for the sake of her family.”.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredJul 23rd, 2018

Stormy Daniels Describes Trump’s Penis As THIS Mario Kart Character

Clickbait, don't fail me now. Stormy Daniels is the go-to person for information on A) how to clean two gallons of baby oil out of your blown out twat and B) apparently which Mario Kart character corresponds to the shape of the president's penis. It's the latter info that's making the rounds today, as Daniels - always one to shy away from attention - mentions in her upcoming tell-all Full Disclosure - of which an advanced copy was obtained by The Guardian - that Donald Trump's penis looks like... The post Stormy Daniels Describes Trump’s Penis As THIS Mario Kart Character appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by stormydaniels (@thestormydaniels) on Sep 5, 2018 at 10:20am PDT   Clickbait, don’t fail me now. Stormy Daniels is the go-to person for information on A) how to clean two gallons of baby oil out of your blown out twat and B) apparently which Mario Kart character corresponds to the shape of the president’s penis. It’s the latter info that’s making the rounds today, as Daniels – always one to shy away from attention – mentions in her upcoming tell-all Full Disclosure – of which an advanced copy was obtained by The Guardian – that Donald Trump’s penis looks like Toadstool. Meaning that the head is disproportionately large compared to the shaft. Of course, she fucked him in 2006, before his toadstool got smothered to death altogether by his trim 239-lb swimmer’s body FUPA: It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool … I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f–ked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart. It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion. Classy gal. Trump will appreciate that Daniels added about the size of his freak dick: [It’s] smaller than average, [but] not freakishly small. Toadstool dick. Yeti pubes. Daniels’ Full Disclosure ghostwriter sadly passed away after barfing up his insides. Trump may be a genetic anomaly-dicked fat fuck pathological narcissist racist, but Stormy’s the one who fucked him.   Photo Credit: Instagram / Nintendo / MEGA / Backgrid USA  The post Stormy Daniels Describes Trump’s Penis As THIS Mario Kart Character appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddSep 18th, 2018

Charges dropped for Stormy Daniels after arrest at Ohio strip club

Stormy Daniels, the adult film actress who is suing President Donald Trump over a hush agreement about an affair she claims she had with him, was arrested at an Ohio strip club, according to her attorney.         Stormy Daniels, the adult film actress who is suing President Donald Trump over a hush agreement about an affair she claims she had with him, was arrested at an Ohio strip club, according to her attorney.        .....»»

Category: topSource: usatodayJul 12th, 2018

Donald Trump"s Alleged Mistress Stormy Daniels Tells All To 60 Minutes!

We have a feeling Donald Trump tuned in for this. POTUS' alleged mistress Stormy Daniels appeared on 60 Minutes Sunday to detail her time spent with our very married Commander In Chief. Related: Did Stormy's Lawyer Tease A Presdential Dick Pic?? Stormy, aka Stephanie Clifford, was interviewed by Anderson Cooper – despite the fact that she's currently tangled [...] We have a feeling Donald Trump tuned in for this. POTUS' alleged mistress Stormy Daniels appeared on 60 Minutes Sunday to detail her time spent with our very married Commander In Chief. Related: Did Stormy's Lawyer Tease A Presdential Dick Pic?? Stormy, aka Stephanie Clifford, was interviewed by Anderson Cooper -- despite the fact that she's currently tangled in a lawsuit over the right to talk about her affair with Trump. ICYMI: The model is currently bound by a nondisclosure agreement tied to a $130,000 payout that Trump's personal lawyer Michael Cohen said he paid without the President's knowledge. But she was down to talk ALL about Trump tonight!!!! Here are some highlights, and top quotes from Stormy, in her tell-all sit-down with Anderson (below): First, on meeting Trump for the very first time and playfully swatting him with a magazine after he only talked about himself during their dinner (below): "I said, you know, 'Give me that,' and I just remember him going, 'You wouldn't,'" she said. "And so he did, and I was like, turn around, drop 'em.'" And after spanking Trump with the magazine for talking about himself, the future President said something, uh, interesting to Daniels (below): "He was like, 'Wow, you— you are special. You remind me of my daughter.' He was like, 'You're smart and beautiful, and a woman to be reckoned with, and I like you. I like you.'" Daniels is quick to note that her and Trump only had sex once -- in that meeting back in 2006 -- and even though they did meet again at points, they never engaged in anything physical at any point. Later, Daniels recounted an event in Vegas where she was physically threatened by a man supporting Trump while holding her infant daughter and walking to a fitness class (below): "A guy walked up on me and said to me, ‘Leave Trump alone. Forget the story.' And he leaned round and looked at my daughter and said, ‘That's a beautiful little girl, it would be a shame if something happened to her mom." Other than that... there wasn't much. Was it just us, or was this interview sort of a dud??? Ch-ch-check out how Twitter responded to the interview (below): In case you needed a visual #StormyDaniels pic.twitter.com/0xh11qIWrH — Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) March 25, 2018 Just read #60minutes transcript. Unfortunately didn’t tell me anything I didn’t already know. #StormyDaniels is telling the truth. — Nancy Lee Grahn (@NancyLeeGrahn) March 25, 2018 .@realDonaldTrump told #StormyDaniels "Wow, you-- you are special. You remind me of my daughter." That's two women he had sex with that he told the exact same thing to. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go vomit. That is all. — Rupert Pupkin (@KingAComedy) March 25, 2018 #StormyDaniels is worried about what her daughter would think of her? Huh? — Joe Pags Pagliarulo (@JoeTalkShow) March 25, 2018 Anderson Cooper: Did he use a condom? #StormyDaniels: No. Melania Trump: pic.twitter.com/QGHlTC4BsM — Anthony Mathieu (@WrongBlackGuy) March 25, 2018 So far this #StormyDaniels interview is exactly what you'd expect. Trump is utterly vile: He told her she reminded him of his daughter and then had sex with her. JFC. — Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) March 25, 2018 Am I the only one who is thinking #StormyDaniels is a hell of a lot smarter than Trump and all of his minions combined? I've read some of her tweets & she's got wit, has been bending MAGAS in knots. She picked her lawyer and he's very sharp too. #60Minutes #StormyDanielsDay — Nick Walden Poublon (@NWPinPDX) March 25, 2018 Ok Perezcious readers... what'd y'all think??? Was the interview what you expected?? Let us know in the comments (below)!!! [Image via CBS.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonMar 25th, 2018

Stormy Daniels arrested at Ohio strip club, lawyer says

Stormy Daniels, the adult film actress who is suing President Donald Trump over a hush agreement about an affair she claims she had with him, was arrested at an Ohio strip club, according to her attorney.         Stormy Daniels, the adult film actress who is suing President Donald Trump over a hush agreement about an affair she claims she had with him, was arrested at an Ohio strip club, according to her attorney.        .....»»

Category: topSource: usatodayJul 12th, 2018

Stormy Daniels Wants To Describe Donald Trump"s Genitals "In Great Detail" To You!

Think Stormy Daniels already bared it all about her alleged affair with Donald Trump? Think again! The porn star's lawyer Michael Avenatti went on Megyn Kelly Today to speak about the legal drama surrounding the $130,000 in hush money Stormy was paid by the President's lawyer. Video: Stormy Told Seth Rogen About Her Trump Affair YEARS Ago! When [...] Think Stormy Daniels already bared it all about her alleged affair with Donald Trump? Think again! The porn star's lawyer Michael Avenatti went on Megyn Kelly Today to speak about the legal drama surrounding the $130,000 in hush money Stormy was paid by the President's lawyer. Video: Stormy Told Seth Rogen About Her Trump Affair YEARS Ago! When Megyn asked why Stormy kept the dough yet proceeded to spill all about the alleged affair on 60 Minutes -- which the payment was made to prevent from happening -- Avenatti revealed that the adult film star still has things to say that didn't make the final cut of her CBS interview. Like, for example, a colorful description of POTUS's genitalia! He explained on the NBC morning program: "60 Minutes and CBS, as you know, they are a conservative network. I mean there is a lot of information that was said during that interview that did not make it into the final 60 Minutes... They [60 Minutes] play it very close to the vest. For instance, she can describe the President's genitalia in great detail. That did not make it." The comment sparked wild laughter from the audience, and even from Megyn herself, who exclaimed: "We don't need to hear that! My eyes!" Ha! Photo: Jim Carrey Captured Stormy's Essence In This Explicit Drawing Aventti dropped some other bombshells as well, claiming there are eight women with "similar allegations and similar circumstances relating to the President" that have yet to publicly come forward. But we're sure none of these women can describe Trump's dick as vividly as Stormy can! Ch-ch-check out the full interview (below) or skip to the 9:00 mark for the peen talk. [Image via NBC.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonApr 4th, 2018

Stormy Daniels Wants To Douse You With Truth — Check Out Her New Perfume!

Stormy Daniels isn't just sharing her truth, she's selling it! The celebrated porn star is launching her own perfume amid her ongoing legal battle with Donald Trump — and it's appropriately called Truth. Stormy made the announcement Wednesday, posting an advertisement of the "sensual pheromone infused" gender-neutral product on her Instagram. Related: Rudy Giuliani Attacks Stormy's Looks It is [...] Stormy Daniels isn't just sharing her truth, she's selling it! The celebrated porn star is launching her own perfume amid her ongoing legal battle with Donald Trump -- and it's appropriately called Truth. Stormy made the announcement Wednesday, posting an advertisement of the "sensual pheromone infused" gender-neutral product on her Instagram. Related: Rudy Giuliani Attacks Stormy's Looks It is unclear how much Stormy's Truth will cost (we hope less than $130,000!) or when it will be released, with the promoting brand vaguely saying it is "coming soon." But the adult film actress teased her fragrance is "finally here!" in her ad post. She also got quite abstract about the concept of truth when explaining the name of the perfume in an advertisement on her retailer's website: "Truth can be thought of as just a temporary belief of knowing something in a moment of time until it advances and then changes." ...And is then called fake news by the president. We get you, girl! To create the signature scent, Miz Daniels partnered with retailer It's the Bomb, a brand that specializes in products like "naughty soaps" and other "infused sensual healing products and handmade luxury and naughty." Sounds like the perfect gift to heat up any stale relationship -- we hope she sends a complimentary basket to Donny and Melania! Can YOU handle Stormy's Truth? See the sultry ad (below)! It's finally here! #embraceyourtruth #TeamStormyA post shared by stormydaniels (@thestormydaniels) on Jun 6, 2018 at 7:16am PDT [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: break-upsSource: tmzJun 8th, 2018

Donald Trump Had Stormy Daniels Spank Him With A Forbes Magazine Featuring Ivanka On The Cover?!?

We just keep getting more details about Donald Trump's alleged affair with porn star Stormy Daniels. Disturbing details… See, the President's lawyer reportedly paid off the adult film actress to sign a confidentiality agreement when she was about to spill all to the press just before the election — but she had already told quite a [...] We just keep getting more details about Donald Trump's alleged affair with porn star Stormy Daniels. Disturbing details... See, the President's lawyer reportedly paid off the adult film actress to sign a confidentiality agreement when she was about to spill all to the press just before the election -- but she had already told quite a few people before then. We've already heard from her pal Alana Evans and her own 2011 account of the affair. Now Mother Jones did some digging and found even MORE salacious deets in emails between the adult film actress and political operatives. Related: Fox News Reportedly 'Killed' Story Of Trump's Affair Before Election! Yeah. Stormy Daniels was considering running for Senate. In 2009, the star of Dripping Wet Sex 4 was thinking of challenging Louisiana's David Vitter, an anti-LGBT conservative who was caught up in a sex scandal, with a simple slogan: "Stormy Daniels: Screwing people honestly." Love it. The subject of Trump came up when Stormy showed one of the political advisers a list of potential campaign donors whose phone numbers she happened to have -- a list which also included Larry Flynt's daughter and Jenna Jameson. That adviser sent an email to Democratic consultant Andrea Dubé who was surprised she knew Trump, writing: "Donald Trump? In her cell phone?" The other adviser replied: "Yep. She says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.' Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine." Wha?? Both Dubé and the unnamed adviser confirmed the emails, which you can see HERE. Mother Jones notes that she spoke about watching Shark Week in her 2011 interview as well. Butt back to the main event... Stormy also mentioned to In Touch that Trump showed her a mag with his face on it before they had sex. Just not the spanking bit. While it's unclear which cover it was, Mother Jones does make a point to note the Fall 2006 cover of Forbes (fitting the Stormy/Trump timeline) -- and no, it doesn't just have his mug on it. That's Don Jr. and... yes, Ivanka Trump with him. What. The. Fuck. That's our president. Excuse us while we go watch Barack Obama on David Letterman and cry now. [Image via Dimitri Haikidis/PNP/WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonJan 18th, 2018

Cardi B Arrested For Assault At Strip Club

There’s a less discussed pressing issue in our country that vitally needs to be addressed. And it’s the struggle to clearly establish the exact definition a strip club. Certain seedy establishments often operate under the guise of being a strip club, when in fact, they’re actually violent whorehouses. What’s the difference you may ask? An […] The post Cardi B Arrested For Assault At Strip Club appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. There’s a less discussed pressing issue in our country that vitally needs to be addressed. And it’s the struggle to clearly establish the exact definition a strip club. Certain seedy establishments often operate under the guise of being a strip club, when in fact, they’re actually violent whorehouses. What’s the difference you may ask? An authentic strip club has a two drink minimum and a disappointing “no touch” policy like Susan the stripper’s prized possessions on her chest are art pieces of some kind. But the place where Cardi B beat the brakes off another young lady offering lap dances, has a two STD minimum and you’re allowed to lay hands, feet, and elbows on everything in sight like you’ve channeled your inner cage-to-crowd diving Khabib after the Conor fight. Going UFC on a stripper is quite the common occurrence at those places. Cardi B will be charged for allegedly ordering an attack on 2 bartenders at Angels Strip Club in Queens NY. The 2 bartender sisters — Jade and Baddie Gi — say Cardi had a long-standing beef with Jade because Cardi believed she had slept with Offset. Cardi came face-to-face with the 2 bartenders and allegedly told her posse to attack them with bottles, chairs and a hookah smoking device. The 2 women were both hurt, but refused medical attention. Cardi was officially arrested and charged with two misdemeanors, assault and reckless endangerment. Joe Tacopina, the attorney for the alleged victims, tells us, “She continues to threaten them and clearly thinks her celebrity status is going to get her out of this. But it doesn’t matter if her name is Cardi B or Carl B … if she commits violent assaults she will be brought to justice.” I make it a priority to visit every location possible where women take there clothes off for money. And after extensive research, I’ve deduced, that any place where you can get the works in the back room for $100 or less, expect at least one altercation, at minimum, materializing for the evening. The unwritten rules of etiquette when a big breasted woman is body slamming another is to: never intervene, remember to record horizontally, and repeatedly yell “Worldstar” until the authorities show up. [Pics Of Cardi B Without Duct Tape On Her Breasts] Photo Credit: Instagram / Backgrid USA / MEGA  The post Cardi B Arrested For Assault At Strip Club appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddOct 9th, 2018

Raw: Porn actress Stormy Daniels brought into Ohio jail

Porn actress Stormy Daniels was arrested at an Ohio strip club and is accused of letting patrons touch her in violation of a state law, her attorney said early Thursday. She was seen being brought into a jail in Columbus on Thursday morning. (July 12)         Porn actress Stormy Daniels was arrested at an Ohio strip club and is accused of letting patrons touch her in violation of a state law, her attorney said early Thursday. She was seen being brought into a jail in Columbus on Thursday morning. (July 12)        .....»»

Category: topSource: usatodayJul 12th, 2018