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News flush: Japanese toilet exhibition making a splash

Children wearing poo-shaped hats slid excitedly down a chute into a lavatory standing five metres (16 feet) high, following the "Journey of Poo" at the National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation. The aim of the exhibition, which also inc.....»»

Category: topSource: yahooApr 21st, 2017

Cashier Charged With Attempted Murder After Allegedly Trying To Flush Her Newborn Baby Down The Toilet At McDonald"s

We officially give up on 2017. A McDonald's cashier in Redwood City, California is facing an attempted murder charge after she allegedly tried to flush her newborn baby boy down a toilet after giving birth in one of the fast food restaurant's bathroom stalls. According to reports, 25-year-old Sarah Lockner was working the evening of September 4 [...] We officially give up on 2017. A McDonald's cashier in Redwood City, California is facing an attempted murder charge after she allegedly tried to flush her newborn baby boy down a toilet after giving birth in one of the fast food restaurant's bathroom stalls. According to reports, 25-year-old Sarah Lockner was working the evening of September 4 when she visited the restroom several times, complaining of stomach pain. After a growing concern for Lockner, a co-worker went to check on the woman, only to find a pool of blood on the floor. Lockner brushed off the mess as a heavy period. Related: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Calls Trump A 'Real Man' For Pussy-Grabbing Comments! Prosecutors said it wasn't until another employee went to assess the situation that they "saw a newborn baby face down in toilet bowl": "The employee stood up to look above the stall and saw a newborn baby in the toilet with her hand on his back, pushing him down into the toilet water." The baby is alive and in stable condition, despite having no breath or pulse upon police arrival. The extent of brain damage is unknown at this time. Lockner -- who says she did not know she was pregnant -- has been charged with felony child abuse, inflicting great bodily injury, and attempted murder. She is being held on $11 million bail and will be arraigned on September 18. What a terribly startling story. Sending all the love in the world to that precious child. [Image via Redwood City Police.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonSep 14th, 2017

Tinder Date Gets Stuck In Window Trying To Retrieve Her Own Poop!

Online dating could be a real shit show. Sometimes, literally! Recently, an English postgraduate student with the pseudonym "Liam Smyth" went on a Tinder date that started off swimmingly. After going to dinner, the scholar and his lady friend returned to his home where they Netflix and chilled to a Scientology documentary. An hour later, his date [...] Online dating could be a real shit show. Sometimes, literally! Recently, an English postgraduate student with the pseudonym "Liam Smyth" went on a Tinder date that started off swimmingly. After going to dinner, the scholar and his lady friend returned to his home where they Netflix and chilled to a Scientology documentary. An hour later, his date got up to use the toilet, and returned with a panicked look. Related: Worst Tinder Date Ever Allegedly Steals Dog From Home! She told Liam: "I went for a poo in your toilet... and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked... I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window." Unfortunately, the turd didn't go out the window. Because of a "design quirk," the toilet window doesn't open outside, it opens to a foot-and-half gap separated by another non-opening, double glazed window. So basically... THE POOP WAS CAUGHT INSIDE THE WINDOW! As seen in the pic (below): While Smyth tried to "find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window," the "amateur gymnast" had other ideas. "Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested 'inside out blag as glove' technique. Unfortunately she couldn't reach. She climbed further in and had the same problem. Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window. She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came."' Even though the feces was out of the window gap, the girl WASN'T! As much as Liam tried, he could not pull her out. Eventually, he had no choice but to call the fire brigade who were able to free her after 15 minutes of work. While his date was unharmed, his window wasn't, as firefighters were forced to tear it apart. The date ended up costing him around $393 in repairs. Because of his limited budget, Smyth set up a gofundme account to raise the funds. After the story went viral, the university student ended up collecting over 10 times the original campaign amount! As promised, Liam is donating the outstanding amounts to two appropriate charities: Toilet Twinning (which builds and maintains flushing toilets in the developing world) and The Fire Fighters Charity (to support the everyday heroes of the UK fire community). Oh, and the poor girl (who remains anonymous for obvious reasons) totally knows about the fundraiser! What a shitty situation! [Image via gofundme.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonSep 8th, 2017

Katy Perry Breakdown #1: Shoves Chicken Nuggets In Her Mouth On Japanese Game Show

Maybe it was spending years married to the male equivalent of Amy Winehouse, Russell Brand, or maybe it's an inability to successfully evolve her image past that of a tit Reddi Wip dispenser, or maybe it's drugs, but whatever the case, Katy Perry is just a couple stages away from shaving her head and running over paparazzi with cars. While visiting a random Japanese game show like all A-listers with sound minds and successful careers do, Katy Perry was tasked with fitting as many chicken nuggets in her mouth as possible. It's like Japan is just people putting tons of food in their mouths on game shows. Is... Chrissy Metz Japanese? The post Katy Perry Breakdown #1: Shoves Chicken Nuggets In Her Mouth On Japanese Game Show appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. ケイティが好きなのLAWSONの唐揚げっていう意外なものだけどこれほどケイティを虜にさせるから食べに行きたくなった笑 これ完全に放送事故になるのか@katyperry #ケイティ・ペリー pic.twitter.com/2eoiZfkBgo — Shiori (@shiorimusic01) March 29, 2018   Maybe it was spending years married to the male equivalent of Amy Winehouse, Russell Brand, or maybe it’s an inability to successfully evolve her image past that of a tit Reddi Wip dispenser, or maybe it’s drugs, but whatever the case, Katy Perry is just a couple stages away from shaving her head and running over paparazzi with cars. While visiting a random Japanese game show like all A-listers with sound minds and successful careers do, Katy Perry was tasked with fitting as many chicken nuggets in her mouth as possible. It’s like Japan is just people putting tons of food in their mouths on game shows. Is… Chrissy Metz Japanese? The video of Perry looking like a collected poised star with a bright future is going viral, especially since, after fitting seven nuggets in her mouth, she unceremoniously, and according to People Magazine, “sheepishly,” spits out the nuggets into a container as one of the hosts shields the NSFEyeballs moment from viewers. It’s not unlike when dogs suddenly turn vulnerable when they shit on the sidewalk. Katy Perry is a dog shitting out of her mouth on a Japanese game show. She’s currently on the Japanese leg of her lip syncing tour, and surely this game show appearance will convince people to buy tickets. Anyone hoping to film the exact moment Perry has a psychotic break will be in attendance. The moment is near. Photo Credit: People Magazine The post Katy Perry Breakdown #1: Shoves Chicken Nuggets In Her Mouth On Japanese Game Show appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddApr 2nd, 2018

News flush: Japanese toilet exhibition making a splash

Children wearing poo-shaped hats slid excitedly down a chute into a lavatory standing five metres (16 feet) high, following the "Journey of Poo" at the National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation. The aim of the exhibition, which also inc.....»»

Category: topSource: yahooApr 21st, 2017

Is Taylor Swift Really in That Suitcase? Photo Agency Retracts Caption

A photo agency, Splash News, made a claim in a photo caption today that Taylor Swift was being carried in and out of her apartment via a very large suitcase. It turns out, Splash News had to retract the story and told Just Jared that they’ve updated the caption on their site. “I literally just [...] A photo agency, Splash News, made a claim in a photo caption today that Taylor Swift was being carried in and out of her apartment via a very large suitcase. It turns out, Splash News had to retract the story and told Just Jared that they’ve updated the caption on their site. “I literally just put the phone down from someone on Taylor’s camp,” a Splash representative told Spin. “We’re having to actually retract that.” The photographer who made the claim apparently was “not really a regular photographer that we [Splash News] use[s].” “The report stated it as a fact, which we actually don’t know,” the Splash rep continued. “How could we?” See the photos in question below….....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredJul 17th, 2017

Man On The Run Taunts Police Department"s Facebook Page With A Criminally Trollish Comment!

You can comment, but you can't hide! A wanted man in North Wales taunted police on their own Facebook page after the department posted information about his search. Related: Cashier Tries To Flush Newborn Down McDonald's Toilet On Wednesday, the North Wales Police appealed for information to catch Martin Tate, who is being tracked down by authorities on [...] You can comment, but you can't hide! A wanted man in North Wales taunted police on their own Facebook page after the department posted information about his search. Related: Cashier Tries To Flush Newborn Down McDonald's Toilet On Wednesday, the North Wales Police appealed for information to catch Martin Tate, who is being tracked down by authorities on suspicion of assault. The force shared a mugshot of the 31-year-old on its Facebook page, asking the public "Where's he hiding." Shortly after, Tate replied under the post: "Can't catch me hahaha I see who has the last laugh now" Who says you can't keep up with your social media accounts while on the run? Which party will get the last laugh, however, remains to be seen. Officers wrote back: "Hi Martin - you can run but you can't hide. See you soon" Tate's post garnered over 7,000 likes, while the police response racked up a mere 6,000 before the department deleted the post altogether. Ch-ch-check out a screen grab of the post (below): [Image via North Wales Police/Facebook.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonSep 15th, 2017

McDonald’s Employee, 25, Arrested After Giving Birth At Work & Trying To Flush Baby Down Toilet

This is horrific! A woman's been charged with attempted murder & child abuse after secretly giving birth in the McDonald's where she worked and then attempting to flush her baby boy head 1st down the toilet!.....»»

Category: topSource: hollywoodlifeSep 13th, 2017

Guggenheim Offers Trumps A Solid Gold Toilet After White House"s Request To Borrow A Prized Painting!

Donald Trump's White House continues to be the ass of every joke! The President and Melania Trump's request to borrow a Van Gogh painting from the Guggenheim Museum didn't pan out, but the First Couple was offered a cheeky constellation prize… A solid gold toilet! Haaaaaa! Photos: Twitter LOLs @ Trump 'Working' During Government Shutdown! Curator Nancy Spector told [...] Donald Trump's White House continues to be the ass of every joke! The President and Melania Trump's request to borrow a Van Gogh painting from the Guggenheim Museum didn't pan out, but the First Couple was offered a cheeky constellation prize... A solid gold toilet! Haaaaaa! Photos: Twitter LOLs @ Trump 'Working' During Government Shutdown! Curator Nancy Spector told officials that in lieu of the prized painting, which was unavailable due to a scheduled display at the Guggenheim in Spain, the museum could offer a shiney shitter from its collection. Per The Washington Post, she wrote in an email to the White House: "We are sorry not to be able to accommodate your original request, but remain hopeful that this special offer may be of interest." A special offer, indeed. The 18-karat toilet is *fully functioning* and even used as a temporary interactive exhibit in one of the museum's bathrooms! Related: Trump May Be Having An Affair Right Now?! In the email, Spector added that Maurizio Cattelan, the artist who created the piece, aptly titled America, offered it to the White House "for a long-term loan." When asked why he offered his toilet, which has been described as satire mocking excessive wealth, to the Trumps, Cattelan told The Post: "It's a very delicate subject… What's the point of our life? Everything seems absurd until we die and then it makes sense." We take shits, then we die -- so shit in gold toilets while you still can, Donny! [Image via PerezHilton.com composite/TIME.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonJan 25th, 2018

Halle Berry Explains Her Silly & Sexy Toilet Instagram Pic on "Jimmy Kimmel Live"!

Halle Berry is opening up about her much buzzed-about toilet photo! The Kingsman: The Golden Circle actress came to Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote her new movie on Thursday (September 21) in New York City. During her appearance, Jimmy congratulated Halle on reaching her the two million follower milestone on Instagram. “That’s the moment I [...] Halle Berry is opening up about her much buzzed-about toilet photo! The Kingsman: The Golden Circle actress came to Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote her new movie on Thursday (September 21) in New York City. During her appearance, Jimmy congratulated Halle on reaching her the two million follower milestone on Instagram. “That’s the moment I heard it happened, that’s what I was doing,” Halle joked upon seeing the photo of herself on the toilet. “Do you always wear a fur coat on the toilet?” Jimmy hilariously asked. Watch her respond below!.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredSep 22nd, 2017

The White House asked to borrow a van Gogh. The Guggenheim offered a gold toilet instead. - Washington Post

Washington PostThe White House asked to borrow a van Gogh. The Guggenheim offered a gold toilet instead.Washington PostThe emailed response from the Guggenheim's chief curator to the White House was polite but firm: The museum could not accommodate a request to borrow a painting by Vincent Van Gogh for President and Melania Trump's private living quarters. Instead ...Guggenheim offers Trump solid gold toilet instead of Van GoghNew York PostGuggenheim Museum offered Trump a golden toilet after he requested a Van Gogh for the White HouseNew York Daily NewsTrumps Wanted a van Gogh for the White House But Were Offered a Gold ToiletHyperallergicKansas City Star -Washington Examiner -The Guardian -NBC New Yorkall 53 news articles ».....»»

Category: topSource: googlenewsJan 25th, 2018

Lea Michele Tells Jimmy Fallon She Stole Toilet Paper from the White House - Watch Here!

Lea Michele made an appearance on last night’s (October 9) episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and told a hilarious story about a unique souvenir she stole while visiting the White House. The 31-year-old actress told host Jimmy that she and her Glee cast mates visited the White House a few years ago [...] Lea Michele made an appearance on last night’s (October 9) episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and told a hilarious story about a unique souvenir she stole while visiting the White House. The 31-year-old actress told host Jimmy that she and her Glee cast mates visited the White House a few years ago and she couldn’t resist taking a few squares of the iconic building with her. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Lea Michele “At one point I went to bathroom and I noticed that the toilet paper has the White House seal on it, and I was like, I’ve gotta take this. I’ve gotta take it!,” Lea recalled. “And I just started taking the toilet paper and I stuffed it down my pants, and I still have it to this day!” Lea also promoted the series premiere of her new ABC show Mayor – Watch below! Lea Michele Smuggled Toilet Paper Out of the White House Click inside to watch the rest of Lea Michele’s appearance on The Tonight Show… Lea Michele Reunited with Her ‘Glee’ Co-Stars in NYC.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredOct 10th, 2017

Ian Somerhalder Flushed Nikki Reed"s Birth Control Pills Down the Toilet!

When Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed decided it was time to start a family, the actor made a big move to give them a better chance at getting pregnant! Ian flushed all of Nikki‘s birth control pills down the toilet. “[He] threw out all my birth control pills,” Nikki, 29, said during an interview on [...] When Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed decided it was time to start a family, the actor made a big move to give them a better chance at getting pregnant! Ian flushed all of Nikki‘s birth control pills down the toilet. “[He] threw out all my birth control pills,” Nikki, 29, said during an interview on the Informed Pregnancy podcast. Ian, 38, chimed in to clarify what happened. “We decided that we wanted to have children together, and it was just time. But unbeknownst to poor Nikki, she didn’t realize that I was going to go in her purse and take out her birth control,” Ian said. “By the way, it was the beginning of the pack, so I had to pop all those suckers out.” “Actually, now thinking about it, I guess I kind of decided [to start a family],” Ian added. He says he even has a six-minute video of Nikki freaking out as he flushed the pills down the toilet!.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredSep 22nd, 2017

Michelle Dockery Check Out the "Downton Abbey" Exhibition in NYC

Michelle Dockery is all smiles as she stops by the Downton Abbey: The Exhibition on Sunday (November 19) in New York City. The 35-year-old former Downton Abbey star looked chic in a camel coat and bright blue heels as she spent the afternoon checking out the exhibit of her hit show. PHOTOS: Check out the [...] Michelle Dockery is all smiles as she stops by the Downton Abbey: The Exhibition on Sunday (November 19) in New York City. The 35-year-old former Downton Abbey star looked chic in a camel coat and bright blue heels as she spent the afternoon checking out the exhibit of her hit show. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Michelle Dockery The exhibition transports visitors back into the post-Edwardian England area where they can see costumes and the social history from the award-winning show. Tickets for the Downton Abbey: The Exhibition are available here......»»

Category: topSource: justjaredNov 20th, 2017

Michelle Dockery & "Downton Abbey" Cast Reunite For Exhibition Opening!

Michelle Dockery and the Downton Abbey cast are celebrating the opening of an exhibition based on the show! The 35-year-old actress stepped out at the opening gala on Friday evening (November 17) in New York City. She was joined by her co-stars Sophie McShera, Lesley Nicol, Joanne Froggatt and Allen Leech. The special exhibition is [...] Michelle Dockery and the Downton Abbey cast are celebrating the opening of an exhibition based on the show! The 35-year-old actress stepped out at the opening gala on Friday evening (November 17) in New York City. She was joined by her co-stars Sophie McShera, Lesley Nicol, Joanne Froggatt and Allen Leech. The special exhibition is based on the show’s characters and iconic house and will immerse attendees in social history, culture, and some memorable moments from the six seasons. The Downton Abbey exhibit is set to be open through January 31, 2018......»»

Category: topSource: justjaredNov 18th, 2017

"Lethal Weapon" Teen Star Chandler Kinney Can"t Flush $150k Payday Down a Toilet

The teen who plays Damon Wayans' daughter on the TV remake of "Lethal Weapon" banked nearly $150k for her first season, but still couldn't get a toilet guaranteed from the show. Chandler Kinney plays Riana Murtaugh on the FOX series. She signed….....»»

Category: topSource: tmzSep 16th, 2017

Movie Tracking In The Toilet: Fix Or Flush?

Movie marketing tracking is in the toilet. I know it's been hit and miss for years, but now, it's pretty much all bad. Over the last few months, I have been looking at it all — just as all the studios in town do — and the inaccuracy has been truly ap.....»»

Category: topSource: deadlineFeb 4th, 2017

Japanese clothes but few Japanese models at Tokyo Fashion Week

Tokyo Fashion Week has long been a platform for edgy Japanese designers -- but perhaps more remarkable is just how few Japanese models grace its catwalks. "It’s kind of odd," said 24-year-old Rika Tatsuno, one of the few Japanese models appear.....»»

Category: fashionSource: yahooApr 5th, 2015

Hugh Hef’s Old Home On Protection List

The ghost of Hugh Hefner can rest easy knowing the hallways he was recently appointed to haunt won’t be torn down but instead remodeled. The Playboy Mansion wasn’t landmarked by Los Angeles as originally planned but the new owner, Daren Metropoulos, and council member, Paul Koretz, agreed on both signing a permanent protection covenant. Even […] The post Hugh Hef’s Old Home On Protection List appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. The ghost of Hugh Hefner can rest easy knowing the hallways he was recently appointed to haunt won’t be torn down but instead remodeled. The Playboy Mansion wasn’t landmarked by Los Angeles as originally planned but the new owner, Daren Metropoulos, and council member, Paul Koretz, agreed on both signing a permanent protection covenant. Even though the covenant is not as glorious as a promise from God, it’s better than nothing. Metropoulos wants to honor Hefner’s wishes and make sure every “Hugh was here” written in bodily fluid is preserved to keep his memory alive for centuries to come. The home, built in 1927, grew to fame after Playboy’s Hefner purchased it in 1971. It was sold to Metropoulos in 2016 for $100 million. Hefner lived out his last days there until his death in September 2017 at age 91. During its renovation, the home will also be rejoined with a neighboring property, also owned by Metropoulos. Together it will create a 7.3-acre compound in Holmby Hills. The house will lose it’s sentimental value after a few generations. The idea to keep Hef’s memory alive through his old assets seems ideal at the moment but pretty soon everything Playboy will fade into obscurity. Hugh’s body was still warm when they decided to feature a chick with a dick as a playmate. With a primary audience of heterosexual males that decision didn’t make sense. Men don’t want to wonder what’s in a playmate’s underwear every month when it’s been consistently the same genitalia since the publication started. I know taking a risk is great for growth but most men like women without partially tucked semis. Playboy’s public image is slowly swirling down the toilet. It won’t be long before a final flush and they’re forgotten forever. Photo Credit: Playmate Ana Braga from Splash News The post Hugh Hef’s Old Home On Protection List appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddMar 12th, 2018

Lisa Marie Presley Isn"t Just Broke — She"s Millions In Debt!

We'd heard Lisa Marie Presley had lost quite a bit of her inheritance — but this is so much worse than we thought! After selling 85% of her interest in the Elvis Presley estate, she was flush — until, as she says, her former business manager, Barry Siegel, blew $100 million on bad investments. (He says [...] We'd heard Lisa Marie Presley had lost quite a bit of her inheritance -- but this is so much worse than we thought! After selling 85% of her interest in the Elvis Presley estate, she was flush -- until, as she says, her former business manager, Barry Siegel, blew $100 million on bad investments. (He says she spent it all.) Video: Zac Efron Has An Amazing Michael Jackson Story But according to the latest documents in her divorce from Michael Lockwood, obtained by TMZ, Lisa Marie is actually $16 million in debt! Apparently the bulk of that is $10 million in unpaid taxes -- hope that doesn't get her into more trouble down the line -- and a $6 million mortgage she defaulted on. The rest is credit card debt and attorney fees. The revelation is in response to Lockwood's demand for her to pay his legal fees. Something tells us that isn't happening. [Image via FayesVision/WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonFeb 16th, 2018

Can't wait for the next ‘Star Wars’ movie?

The 'Star Wars' universe has been flush with new ideas since Disney took over the franchise. The latest movie, 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi,' hits theaters Dec. 15, 2017.         The 'Star Wars' universe has been flush with new ideas since Disney took over the franchise. The latest movie, 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi,' hits theaters Dec. 15, 2017.        .....»»

Category: topSource: usatodayDec 10th, 2017