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Is Amy Schumer Pregnant? Fans Think She"s Expecting First Child with Chris Fischer

Fans have a feeling that Amy Schumer is pregnant based on a caption on her Instagram photo! The 37-year-old comedian and actress posted on her Instagram account, “@leesaevansstyle and i are cookin somethin Up,” and her hands appear to be cradling her torso. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer Of course, this [...] Fans have a feeling that Amy Schumer is pregnant based on a caption on her Instagram photo! The 37-year-old comedian and actress posted on her Instagram account, “@leesaevansstyle and i are cookin somethin Up,” and her hands appear to be cradling her torso. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer Of course, this isn’t a confirmation of anything, but fans are wondering if she’s expecting a baby with Chris Fischer. One fan commented, “Congratulations!!!! I am so happy for you and your hubby! I hope you do comedy specials about pregnancy and motherhood and marriage because i love you and you are so funny and smart. There are so many topics that mainstream (popular) comics don’t cover, and i think you can blow the roof off the joint with that stuff. Congratulations again, Mama!” Another wrote, “Does this mean you’re pregnant! How exciting! Congratulations!!! X.”.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredJul 12th, 2018

Size Six Amy Schumer Claims To Eat… Carbs?

  I won’t believe it for a second. Size six Amy Schumer clomped onto the set of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert to talk about life with her new chef husband, Chris Fischer. Schumer marrying someone who cooks food for a living seems about as healthy as Whitney Houston getting with her supplier Bobby Brown, […] The post Size Six Amy Schumer Claims To Eat… Carbs? appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   I won’t believe it for a second. Size six Amy Schumer clomped onto the set of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert to talk about life with her new chef husband, Chris Fischer. Schumer marrying someone who cooks food for a living seems about as healthy as Whitney Houston getting with her supplier Bobby Brown, but somehow Schumer has been able to maintain that trim figure of hers. Just amazing. Like all late night talk show hosts, Colbert talks to his guests like both participants have three brain cells, and what we get this time around is Schumer spilling about how she eats twenty-four-seven now that she’s with Fischer, as well as Colbert calling Schumer “Absolutely beautiful.” I thought to compliment a woman constituted as rape in Hollywood, but in this case it’s more of a fact than anything. I mean look at her. Wowza. Colbert mentions to Schumer that some people don’t eat carbs (three. brain. cells) to which Schumer has a fake breakdown requiring consoling from bandleader Jon Batiste. Hilarious bit. She’s hot and on top of her comedy game? Damn girl. Mmm. Even though she’s a tight, sexy size six, Schumer isn’t above poking fun at herself: I’m what you look like if you have pasta and wine. She also says of her new marriage with her dealer: He’s a chef, so he was cooking in Sonoma at Scribe Vineyards. So, I followed him there. Then, he was cooking at a festival in Milan, and I heard that they invented pasta and wine. So, I’ve just been kind of following him around getting drunk. For those who don’t know what the fuck we’re talking about, in 2016 Schumer put down pesky and obviously wrong rumors that she’s fat as hell by slamming Glamour Magazine’s inclusion of her in a “plus-size” piece: I think there’s nothing wrong with being plus size. Beautiful healthy women. Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8. Young girls seeing my body type thinking that is plus size? What are your thoughts? Mine are not cool glamour not glamorous. Schumer’s vehement denial of being plus-size led some to believe that she’s a h8er of plus-size women, but Schumer maintained that she’s in a completely and totally separate category. She’s anorexic okay. Here she is on eating her body weight in pasta:  Photo Credit: Amy Schumer Instagram / Backgrid USA / Pacific Coast News The post Size Six Amy Schumer Claims To Eat… Carbs? appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddApr 10th, 2018

Amy Schumer Won"t Take Husband Chris Fischer"s Last Name for This Reason

Amy Schumer is explaining why she won’t be changing her last name to her husband Chris Fischer‘s! The 36-year-old comedian made the revelation in her Instagram Stories on Sunday (March 11). The video featured Amy‘s father Gordon asking her, “Are you still Amy Schumer or are you Amy Fischer now?” “Do you remember who Amy [...] Amy Schumer is explaining why she won’t be changing her last name to her husband Chris Fischer‘s! The 36-year-old comedian made the revelation in her Instagram Stories on Sunday (March 11). The video featured Amy‘s father Gordon asking her, “Are you still Amy Schumer or are you Amy Fischer now?” “Do you remember who Amy Fischer is?” Amy responded. “The Long Island Lolita. No, I’m keeping my last name. I’m keeping your last name.” Amy is referring to Amy Fisher, the Massapequa, New York high school student who became known as “the Long Island Lolita” by the media in 1992, when she shot the wife of her lover at age 17. She later appeared in adult films after her serving seven years in prison. Amy and Chris got married in Malibu, Calif., last month. Check out which celebs were in attendance here!.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredMar 13th, 2018

Amy Schumer Dating Chef Chris Fischer — Here Are 5 Things To Know About Her New Man!

Amy Schumer has a new man! After splitting from Ben Hanisch in May, the Trainwreck actress has been confirmed to be dating chef Chris Fischer, according to Us Weekly! The two were spotted on a dinner date in New York City last week, but there haven't been many details about how long the two have been going [...] Amy Schumer has a new man! After splitting from Ben Hanisch in May, the Trainwreck actress has been confirmed to be dating chef Chris Fischer, according to Us Weekly! The two were spotted on a dinner date in New York City last week, but there haven't been many details about how long the two have been going out! Related: The Weeknd Spotted Getting Cozy With Justin Bieber's Ex Here's what we do know about Amy's flame: 1. Chris runs the Beetlebung Farm purchased by his grandfather in Martha's Vineyard: We grow and sell food at Beetlebung Farm. We also love to cook and eat it. Come enjoy our bounty 6 days a week (closed Wednesday's) at 24 Basin Road in Menemsha. When open the Beetlebung Farm Market doors are open from 11am until 7pmA post shared by Chris Fischer (@beetlebungfarm) on Jul 1, 2017 at 7:32pm PDT 2. He was the sous chef at Mario Batali's Manhattan restaurant Babbo: Ran into this great guy down in Durham, NC as we are both promoting our books... @mariobatali Getting ready for tonight's meal @il_palio with @teddydiggsA post shared by Chris Fischer (@beetlebungfarm) on Nov 4, 2016 at 3:22pm PDT 3. He's reportedly the brother of Amy's assistant Molly Fischer: @mofischhh memoriesA post shared by Chris Fischer (@beetlebungfarm) on Jul 20, 2016 at 11:14am PDT 4. Chris' Beetlebung Farm Cookbook won him a James Beard award in 2016: @__l_e__le__A post shared by Chris Fischer (@beetlebungfarm) on Jul 9, 2016 at 7:16am PDT 5. The 37-year-old, who writes for the Vineyard Gazette, also loves to fish: #karstenforpresidentA post shared by Chris Fischer (@beetlebungfarm) on Apr 16, 2016 at 6:43am PDT What do U think of Amy's beau?? [Image via Instagram & Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonNov 13th, 2017

And The Bride Wore Size Six

Congratulations are in order for size six Amy Schumer. Only four months after announcing that she was about to do herself in by dating a chef, Chris Fischer, Schumer has confirmed that she and her eventual cause of death tied the knot in Malibu yesterday just in time for Valentine’s Day and a school shooting. After […] The post And The Bride Wore Size Six appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Congratulations are in order for size six Amy Schumer. Only four months after announcing that she was about to do herself in by dating a chef, Chris Fischer, Schumer has confirmed that she and her eventual cause of death tied the knot in Malibu yesterday just in time for Valentine’s Day and a school shooting. After seeing these pictures Fischer probably wishes that he could have had some sort of combined ceremony with the latter event, because they truly, inescapably drive the point home that he is married to Amy Schumer. He, a man with male genitalia who is attracted to women, is married to Amy Schumer. It’s like he picked up a potato in the kitchen one day and said “Wow. Now if only you also told unfunny jokes I would wreck you.” Schumer picked out her dress from the lace grill cover collection at Ace Hardware and the event was attended by a ton of celebrities including Chelsea Handler, Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Jennifer Lawrence. I recognize many of the women in these wedding pics posted to Schumer’s Instagram as terrible comedians that I’ve been told to like, which is nothing if not a celebration of Schumer’s brand. Schumer also incorporated dogs into the ceremony, just in case people had any doubts that she was a thirty-something getting married. But really, I wish them all the best, and I’m just so envious that Schumer had the restraint to fit into this petite dress. That was my wedding present. Congrats you model you.   I am a size 6 and have no plans of changing. This is it. Stay on or get off. Kisses! pic.twitter.com/6IsEfFOwAD — Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) February 12, 2015 I think there’s nothing wrong with being plus size. Beautiful healthy women. Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8. @glamourmag put me in their plus size only issue without asking or letting me know and it doesn’t feel right to me. Young girls seeing my body type thinking that is plus size? What are your thoughts? Mine are not cool glamour not glamourous A post shared by @ amyschumer on Apr 5, 2016 at 8:18am PDT Photo Credit: Instagram The post And The Bride Wore Size Six appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddFeb 15th, 2018

Amy Schumer Gushes About When She Knew Husband Chris Fischer Was "The One"!

Amy Schumer knew pretty early on that she wanted to spend the rest of her life with Chris Fischer. When promoting her new film I Feel Pretty on the TODAY show Wednesday morning, the comedienne revealed she knew her husband was "the one" about "a month" after they started dating! But it wasn't exactly love at first [...] Amy Schumer knew pretty early on that she wanted to spend the rest of her life with Chris Fischer. When promoting her new film I Feel Pretty on the TODAY show Wednesday morning, the comedienne revealed she knew her husband was "the one" about "a month" after they started dating! But it wasn't exactly love at first sight either. Schumer admitted the two had been friends for six months before things turned romantic. Photo: Amy Shares Cute Pics Of Her Italian Honeymoon With Chris! As the actress recently revealed to Howard Stern, the award-winning chef is actually the brother of Schumer's personal assistant, who suggested he cook for them one night during a trip to Martha's Vineyard. Things heated up between Fischer and Schumer a few months later, when, as she put it on TODAY, the two "got down to business really quick"! Ch-ch-check out a clip of Amy trying to keep it PG-13 on the morning show (below). .@AmySchumer tells @savannahguthrie and @hodakotb when she knew her now-husband Chris Fischer was "the one" pic.twitter.com/1q4f59uO8O — TODAY (@TODAYshow) April 11, 2018 [Image via Instagram.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonApr 11th, 2018

Amy Schumer Says She"s Not Pregnant, Wants Her Wedding Gift to Be Donations to Everytown

Amy Schumer confirmed that she got married to her boyfriend of a few months, chef Chris Fischer, this week in a post on Instagram. The 36-year-old comedian and actress first clarified that she’s not pregnant. “2 things,” Amy wrote. “No I’m not pregnant.” Fans were wondering if perhaps Amy was expecting due to the shorter [...] Amy Schumer confirmed that she got married to her boyfriend of a few months, chef Chris Fischer, this week in a post on Instagram. The 36-year-old comedian and actress first clarified that she’s not pregnant. “2 things,” Amy wrote. “No I’m not pregnant.” Fans were wondering if perhaps Amy was expecting due to the shorter romance between her and Chris. Amy then went on to request that people donate to Everytown for Gun Safety, a nonprofit which advocates for gun control and against gun violence. “And no gifts but thank you for asking. Instead please consider donation[s] to Everytown for Gun Safety,” Amy wrote about the tragedy that occurred at a Florida school yesterday. 17 people died. “Sending love to everyone who has been affected by gun violence,” Amy wrote. Amy has long advocated for gun control after a shooting occurred during a screening of her movie Trainwreck back in 2015. Our thoughts are with all of those affected by the terrible tragedy. A post shared by @amyschumer on Feb 15, 2018 at 9:21am PST.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredFeb 15th, 2018

Amy Schumer Says She Married Chris Fischer "So Quickly" Because "We"re So In Love"!

Amy Schumer is a woman who knows what she wants. So when the comedienne realized her boyfriend Chris Fischer was the proverbial "one", she knew there was no reason to put off tying the knot! Photo: Amy's Ex Goes Instagram Official With A New GF! Almost two weeks after her surprise wedding, the I Feel Pretty star is [...] Amy Schumer is a woman who knows what she wants. So when the comedienne realized her boyfriend Chris Fischer was the proverbial "one", she knew there was no reason to put off tying the knot! Photo: Amy's Ex Goes Instagram Official With A New GF! Almost two weeks after her surprise wedding, the I Feel Pretty star is LOVING married life -- particularly being referred to as a "wife." Speaking on the SiriusXM show You Up with Nikki Glaser, the 36-year-old said the new moniker still feels like a "novelty," and she can't get enough of it. She joked: "I just have been really overusing it to a degree that's insane. Like, when it's completely uncalled for." Embrace that Mrs., Mrs.! The wife went on to say being married "feels fucking good," and she's happy that she and Fischer married early in their relationship. Related: Jennifer Lawrence Was 'Sobbing' Throughout Amy's Wedding! Why? Because they're not sick of each other yet! She continued: "Part of the thing that's good about us getting married so quickly is that we're so in love. Every girl I know, if they get proposed to they're like, ‘Oh now? Now that I can't have kids!'" Of course, there are still some aspects of single life the actress will miss. For example, the type of late night texts Glaser named her podcast after: "I don't ever think I'll get a text like that again. You know what I mean? And that made me really happy, but also really sad." We're kinda sad, too -- we mean, there goes half her stand-up material! As for her Malibu wedding, which took place in a private ceremony the day before Valentine's Day, Schumer joked that her last-minute written vows "sucked" while Fischer's "blew [her] out of the water so hard." LOL, sounds like a perfect match! Happy she's happy! [Image via Instagram.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonFeb 27th, 2018

Amy Schumer Feels Extremely Attractive And Sexualized

Apparently, being a woman is pretty rough. But being Amy Schumer, even worse. Long time fuggo, fatty, and unfunny female Amy recently had some hot takes about hot women. It weighs heavy on her heart that hot women have to endure everything about them being sexualized. They’re the real victims. It’s a good thing Amy […] The post Amy Schumer Feels Extremely Attractive And Sexualized appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Apparently, being a woman is pretty rough. But being Amy Schumer, even worse. Long time fuggo, fatty, and unfunny female Amy recently had some hot takes about hot women. It weighs heavy on her heart that hot women have to endure everything about them being sexualized. They’re the real victims. It’s a good thing Amy looks like a cat-eating Alf in the face, otherwise everyone would never get to hear her side-achingly hilarious “muh vagina” jokes. The men would be too busy hitting on her to ever let her finish a set. Thank goodness she keeps all the horn dogs distracted by being the perpetually bloated blonde anomaly. Amy Schumer is getting candid about the difficulties women face in society.“Being a woman sucks. It’s very difficult… We’re sexualized all the time, even when it seems crazy,” Schumer said. “I feel really bad for these girls who are so hot because guys can’t handle it. You can’t have a conversation, everything skews sexual and you’re gonna be treated differently.” Schumer said she now calls men out on their bad behavior, even though it makes her uncomfortable, because it could possibly help the next woman along. “1 in 6 women reports being sexually assaulted, but really it’s 1 in 3 women. So we’re not even like, is this gonna happen? We’re like, when?,” she said. Amy is delusional. She’s a size where the men in her life are more likely to offer her another slice of cake than dick. She married a chef for Christ’s sake. Maybe the statistic about 1 in 6 women she listed is accurate. But also accurate is the fact that Amy’s face and portly anatomy safely secured her position as one of the 5 women that won’t be sexually assaulted in their lifetime. I find it insulting that she’s insinuating all men will eventually take advantage of a hot women who told them no. But even more insulting is the fact that Amy is insinuating that she herself is a hot woman. The only time anyone has ever said “Amy looks hot” is when she forgets to take her down jacket off in a heated building during the winter. [Amy Schumer’s Hottest Stories And Pictures Over Here] Photo Credit: Getty Images The post Amy Schumer Feels Extremely Attractive And Sexualized appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddOct 17th, 2018

Critics “Feel” Like Jumping Off A Bridge After Seeing Amy Schumer’s New Movie

Amy Schumer is now officially one for three with her movie career, because while Trainwreck stole the hearts of Americans who like dumb movies, Schumer's smoke and mirrors didn't work for Snatched, and with this weekend's I Feel Pretty, she's not only receiving horrible reviews and all but guaranteed to bomb at the box office, but is also offending people for her body shaming. We can't all have ultra slim barely-alive size six bodies, okay Schumer. The post Critics “Feel” Like Jumping Off A Bridge After Seeing Amy Schumer’s New Movie appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Amy Schumer is now officially one for three with her leading lady movie career, because while Trainwreck stole the hearts of Americans who like dumb movies, Schumer’s smoke and mirrors didn’t work for Snatched, and with this weekend’s I Feel Pretty, she’s not only receiving horrible reviews and all but guaranteed to bomb at the box office, but is also offending people for her body shaming. We can’t all have ultra slim barely-alive size six bodies, okay Schumer. I Feel Pretty is being compared to Shallow Hal, because both movies star actresses who nobody likes. Schumer plays fat as holy hell Renee in I Feel Pretty. After a freak accident at SoulCycle Renee magically perceives herself as being attractive and thin, and proceeds to act accordingly. This leads to scenes of Renee proudly showing off her body (including while competing in a wet t-shirt contest,) and the gag is that what the audience is seeing is actually a body that’s offensive to all the senses and would get doused in acid in less progressive countries. Laughing at a fat girl who thinks she’s pretty. Schumer’s really reaching with this role isn’t she. Critics are panning I Feel Pretty – which currently has a 36% rating on Rotten Tomatoes – and not just because it isn’t good or funny in any capacity. The flick almost too perfectly highlights Schumer’s non sequitur platform. She claims to be body positive, but slams any h8ers who call her plus size. The lady thinks she’s a size six. She is Renee. Without ever having been inside a SoulCycle obviously. On one hand, body positivity is a rationalization for the obesity epidemic. On the other hand, for as stupid of a platform as body positivity is, if you’re going to stand for something, stand for it. Schumer can’t spread love light and cellulite around the world while also using a way-less-than-perfect bod as the singular punchline throughout an almost two-hour movie. Schumer, just think – what would Ashley Graham do. Wait, is Schumer making Ashley Graham make sense to me? Well now she must die.   The post Critics “Feel” Like Jumping Off A Bridge After Seeing Amy Schumer’s New Movie appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddApr 20th, 2018

Is Amy Schumer Pregnant? Fans Think She"s Expecting First Child with Chris Fischer

Fans have a feeling that Amy Schumer is pregnant based on a caption on her Instagram photo! The 37-year-old comedian and actress posted on her Instagram account, “@leesaevansstyle and i are cookin somethin Up,” and her hands appear to be cradling her torso. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer Of course, this [...] Fans have a feeling that Amy Schumer is pregnant based on a caption on her Instagram photo! The 37-year-old comedian and actress posted on her Instagram account, “@leesaevansstyle and i are cookin somethin Up,” and her hands appear to be cradling her torso. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer Of course, this isn’t a confirmation of anything, but fans are wondering if she’s expecting a baby with Chris Fischer. One fan commented, “Congratulations!!!! I am so happy for you and your hubby! I hope you do comedy specials about pregnancy and motherhood and marriage because i love you and you are so funny and smart. There are so many topics that mainstream (popular) comics don’t cover, and i think you can blow the roof off the joint with that stuff. Congratulations again, Mama!” Another wrote, “Does this mean you’re pregnant! How exciting! Congratulations!!! X.”.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredJul 12th, 2018

Amy Schumer Confirms Romance With Chris Fischer Thanks To Some Sweet Social Media PDA!

Amy Schumer is single no more!! On Sunday, the I Feel Pretty actress took to Instagram to confirm that she's now dating chef Chris Fischer. Exciting stuff!! Related: Camila Cabello's Romance With Matthew Hussey 'Took Her By Surprise' Alongside the pic (above), the blonde comedienne wrote: "Happy Birthday @theellenshow thank you for having us!" While Amy made no mention of [...] Amy Schumer is single no more!! On Sunday, the I Feel Pretty actress took to Instagram to confirm that she's now dating chef Chris Fischer. Exciting stuff!! Related: Camila Cabello's Romance With Matthew Hussey 'Took Her By Surprise' Alongside the pic (above), the blonde comedienne wrote: "Happy Birthday @theellenshow thank you for having us!" While Amy made no mention of Fischer, she made it PERFECTLY clear that she's taken. This is the funny lady's first public romance following her May 207 split from furniture designer Ben Hanisch. Nonetheless, Schumer and Fischer have been romantically linked since early November 2017, as they were spotted having dinner together in NYC. Congrats, you two!!! [Image via Instagram.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonFeb 12th, 2018

5 Things to Know About Amy Schumer's Boyfriend Chef Chris Fischer - PEOPLE.com

PEOPLE.com5 Things to Know About Amy Schumer's Boyfriend Chef Chris FischerPEOPLE.comAfter months of speculation, Amy Schumer and chef Chris Fischer made their relationship social media official on Sunday, with a kissing photo on Instagram. “Happy Birthday @theellenshow thank you for having us!” the 36-year-old actress wrote alongside ...Amy Schumer secretly marries chef boyfriendPage SixAmy Schumer Married: Weds Chris Fischer In Top Secret Ceremony — CongratsHollywood LifeAmy Schumer Reportedly Marries Chef Chris Fischer After Whirlwind RomanceEntertainment TonightNew York Daily News -Us Weekly -PerezHilton.com -Fox Newsall 23 news articles ».....»»

Category: topSource: googlenewsFeb 15th, 2018

Amy Schumer Is Pregnant, Expecting First Child with Chris Fischer!

Amy Schumer is pregnant and her pregnancy announcement is very clever! The 37-year-old comedian directed her follows to Jessica Yellin‘s Instagram page for a special announcement. The post Jessica added to her Instagram Story includes information about the upcoming elections, including candidates and their districts. At the bottom, it says that Amy is pregnant and [...] Amy Schumer is pregnant and her pregnancy announcement is very clever! The 37-year-old comedian directed her follows to Jessica Yellin‘s Instagram page for a special announcement. The post Jessica added to her Instagram Story includes information about the upcoming elections, including candidates and their districts. At the bottom, it says that Amy is pregnant and expecting her first child with Chris Fischer. If you don’t know, Chris and Amy got married in a surprise special ceremony back in February after dating for a few months. Congrats to Amy and Chris on the news! See the announcement photo below….....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredOct 22nd, 2018

Amy Schumer Is Pregnant

  View this post on Instagram   About to announce some exciting news on @jessicayellin insta page. Please follow her for up to the minute #newsnotnoise she breaks down what’s really going on. She agreed to post a lil noise today for me! Follow her and VOTE!! A post shared by @ amyschumer on Oct […] The post Amy Schumer Is Pregnant appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   View this post on Instagram   About to announce some exciting news on @jessicayellin insta page. Please follow her for up to the minute #newsnotnoise she breaks down what’s really going on. She agreed to post a lil noise today for me! Follow her and VOTE!! A post shared by @ amyschumer on Oct 22, 2018 at 1:26pm PDT   It’s confirmed. Someone engaged sexually with Amy Schumer. And it wasn’t even Louis C.K. Schumer’s surprisingly not-hideous husband miraculously was able to see her naked without doing this, and something about either her emasculating joyless personality or amorphous form excited him enough to explode a baby into her pussy. And that’s where babies come from. Hell. Schumer was unable to announce her pregnancy like a normal human being, and instead rolled out the news on Instagram in conjunction with the political site newsnotnoise.org. It was basically an #ad. But nobody got anything. She initially posted a photo of her and hubby Chris Fischer’s faces copied and pasted onto the bodies of recently (and more famously) preggers Meghan Markle and Prince Harry with the caption: About to announce some exciting news on @jessicayellin insta page. Please follow her for up to the minute #newsnotnoise she breaks down what’s really going on. She agreed to post a lil noise today for me! Follow her and VOTE!! Jessica Yellin – who runs News Not Noise – posted Schumer’s midterm voting picks. And at the very bottom of the Notes screencap seen on Yellin’s Instagram Story, is the horrifying, ominous line “I’m pregnant-Amy Schumer.” As if this all wasn’t enough confirmation that the end is near, Schumer released an official (and hilarious!) statement to the Los Angeles Times: Chris and I are thrilled and almost positive he’s the father. I look forward to competing with Markle every step of the way. Wow. How is she always on. And how do I turn her off.   Photo Credit: Instagram The post Amy Schumer Is Pregnant appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddOct 23rd, 2018

Amy Schumer Celebrates 6 Months of Marriage to Husband Chris Fischer!

Amy Schumer and husband Chris Fischer have officially been married for six months! The cute couple look like they’ve been enjoying every minute together and Amy took to her Instagram to celebrate the milestone! Amy shared a makeup free selfie with Chris, as they’re cuddled up with her dog. “Married 6 months today. I love [...] Amy Schumer and husband Chris Fischer have officially been married for six months! The cute couple look like they’ve been enjoying every minute together and Amy took to her Instagram to celebrate the milestone! Amy shared a makeup free selfie with Chris, as they’re cuddled up with her dog. “Married 6 months today. I love you more every day. sorry my fart woke us up this morning 🙋🏼👩🏾‍🌾,” Amy captioned the photo. Amy and Chris got married in surprise ceremony in Malibu, surrounded by tons of their famous friends. Check out Amy‘s post below… A post shared by @amyschumer on Aug 13, 2018 at 9:11am PDT.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredAug 13th, 2018

Amy Schumer Gets Support From Husband Chris Fischer During "Late Show" Appearance

Amy Schumer was joined by her husband Chris Fischer ahead of a recent talk show appearance! The couple were spotted as they headed inside of a taping of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on Monday (April 9) in New York City. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer Amy has been keeping [...] Amy Schumer was joined by her husband Chris Fischer ahead of a recent talk show appearance! The couple were spotted as they headed inside of a taping of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on Monday (April 9) in New York City. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer Amy has been keeping busy while promoting her new movie I Feel Pretty, which will hit theaters later this month. She and Chris got married back in February after a whirlwind romance. Make sure to check out the funny reason Amy says she’s planning on keeping her last name!.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredApr 9th, 2018

Some Guy Is Actually Sticking It To Amy Schumer

Every now and then the impossible happens. Men discover a way to walk on the moon, the Philadelphia Eagles finally win a Super Bowl, Amy Schumer finally finds a boyfriend. Schumer is no longer single because of her stunning good looks and infectiously funny style of comedy. That sounds almost as stupid as those new […] The post Some Guy Is Actually Sticking It To Amy Schumer appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Every now and then the impossible happens. Men discover a way to walk on the moon, the Philadelphia Eagles finally win a Super Bowl, Amy Schumer finally finds a boyfriend. Schumer is no longer single because of her stunning good looks and infectiously funny style of comedy. That sounds almost as stupid as those new ads on Xvideos you can’t skip for five full seconds asking if you were watching porn alone. Watching the latest illegally uploaded Brazzers videos should always be a solo experience just like Schumer’s love life. But things change. I’m still not going to invite my best mates over for a joint wank but somehow Amy has done what no other women in her weight class with a similar face without a Netflix special has done, find love. I’m surprised any male would impale that whale but piles of money will get anyone laid when you’re unfunny and unattractive. The name of the unlucky closet chubby chaser is Chris Fischer. Who is Chris Fischer? A chef. Are you really surprised that a woman who obviously likes to eat more than the normal human being is dating someone who made a career out of food? I’m not. It’s a match made in artery clogged heaven. She’s 36 with a middle-aged dad bod. I can’t wait until TLC is able to do a celebrity version of my 600 pound life starring Amy Schumer. Photo Credit: Instagram The post Some Guy Is Actually Sticking It To Amy Schumer appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddFeb 14th, 2018

Who Is Chris Fischer? Get to Know Amy Schumer"s New Husband!

Amy Schumer secretly married her boyfriend of several months Chris Fischer, and now it’s time to get to know the 37-year-old chef. If you didn’t hear, the 36-year-old said “I do” on Tuesday (February 13) in Malibu, Calif. Here’s are some fun facts about Chris! 1. Chris owns and runs his family farm, Beetlebung Farm, [...] Amy Schumer secretly married her boyfriend of several months Chris Fischer, and now it’s time to get to know the 37-year-old chef. If you didn’t hear, the 36-year-old said “I do” on Tuesday (February 13) in Malibu, Calif. Here’s are some fun facts about Chris! 1. Chris owns and runs his family farm, Beetlebung Farm, in Martha’s Vineyard. “When I grew up, and during the summers, my whole family worked on the farm,” Chris told Vox of his childhood. “Sometimes there were four generations of my family sitting there having lunch.” “I find myself delivering piglets one day and picking up goats in Vermont another and roasting a pig for my grandmother’s birthday one night then driving to New York to deliver fish, or even getting out on the water myself and fishing,” Chris added of his daily schedule. 2. Chris wrote the cookbook “The Beetlebung Farm Cookbook”! The book was co-written with Catherine Young, and it won the James Beard Award for American Cooking. 3. There’s a rumor that Chris‘ sister is Amy‘s assistant and that is how they met! No official confirmation on that just yet. 4. He’s cooked for the Obamas at his Martha’s Vineyard restaurant, Beach Plum! “The restaurant’s menu is determined by what is fresh that day, and the Obamas ordered off the menu — no special requests,” Chris told Esquire. “The couple each had North Tabor Farm greens, served to them by Sadie Dix, daughter of the farm’s owners. President Obama had the lobster and Michelle had steamed mussels from the Menemsha Mussel Co. For dessert: blueberry upside down cake and coffee from Chilmark Coffee Co.” 5. He makes Amy very happy! Amy‘s pal Bridget Everett told Us Weekly, “Amy’s very happy.” The couple was first linked in November......»»

Category: topSource: justjaredFeb 15th, 2018

Amy Schumer and Husband Chris Fischer Hilariously Photobombed Couple's Engagement Photos - PEOPLE.com

PEOPLE.comAmy Schumer and Husband Chris Fischer Hilariously Photobombed Couple's Engagement PhotosPEOPLE.comAmy Schumer and Chris Fischer are reliving their engagement — sort of. The two photobombed a couple's engagement photo shoot while taking a walk in Central Park. Jillian Georgio and her fiancé Greg Hayes happily posed side-by-side with Schumer, 37, ...Amy Schumer Photobombed a Couple's Engagement Shoot and the Results Are PricelessE! OnlineAmy Schumer and Husband Chris Fischer Photobombed Another Couple's Engagement PhotosBrides.comAmy Schumer shares sweet photo of her seventh grade basketball team taken during early 1990sDaily Mailall 11 news articles ».....»»

Category: feudsSource: tmzOct 18th, 2018

Amy Schumer Accidentally Shared Pregnancy Reveal — Which Is Funny Considering…

Amy Schumer is NOT pregnant! But you wouldn't know it from her Instagram. The Trainwreck star posted a beautiful photo at a vacation spot on Thursday — one in which she appeared to be holding her tummy. Video: Amy Schumer & More Stars Tell 1 Immigrant Mother's Story Even worse, the newlywed — who married BF Chris Fischer [...] Amy Schumer is NOT pregnant! But you wouldn't know it from her Instagram. The Trainwreck star posted a beautiful photo at a vacation spot on Thursday -- one in which she appeared to be holding her tummy. Video: Amy Schumer & More Stars Tell 1 Immigrant Mother's Story Even worse, the newlywed -- who married BF Chris Fischer earlier this year --captioned it with the phrase "cookin somethin up," which many followers took to refer to a "bun in the oven"! Just check out some of the responses (below): @leesaevansstyle and i are cookin somethin UpA post shared by @ amyschumer on Jul 12, 2018 at 8:53am PDT The thing is, Amy isn't pregnant! She was actually trying to announce her clothing line with costume designer pal Leesa Evans; it just looked exactly like a pregnancy announcement! Less than two hours later the comic had seen enough to realize her mistake. She hopped back on and posted a video denying there was any "good news" -- and even took a drink to prove it! Watch! I always have a bump alert!A post shared by @ amyschumer on Jul 12, 2018 at 10:11am PDT Ha! Could have happened to anyone! [Image via Amy Schumer/Instagram.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonJul 12th, 2018