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Category: topSource: contactmusicApr 17th, 2018

Critics “Feel” Like Jumping Off A Bridge After Seeing Amy Schumer’s New Movie

Amy Schumer is now officially one for three with her movie career, because while Trainwreck stole the hearts of Americans who like dumb movies, Schumer's smoke and mirrors didn't work for Snatched, and with this weekend's I Feel Pretty, she's not only receiving horrible reviews and all but guaranteed to bomb at the box office, but is also offending people for her body shaming. We can't all have ultra slim barely-alive size six bodies, okay Schumer. The post Critics “Feel” Like Jumping Off A Bridge After Seeing Amy Schumer’s New Movie appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Amy Schumer is now officially one for three with her leading lady movie career, because while Trainwreck stole the hearts of Americans who like dumb movies, Schumer’s smoke and mirrors didn’t work for Snatched, and with this weekend’s I Feel Pretty, she’s not only receiving horrible reviews and all but guaranteed to bomb at the box office, but is also offending people for her body shaming. We can’t all have ultra slim barely-alive size six bodies, okay Schumer. I Feel Pretty is being compared to Shallow Hal, because both movies star actresses who nobody likes. Schumer plays fat as holy hell Renee in I Feel Pretty. After a freak accident at SoulCycle Renee magically perceives herself as being attractive and thin, and proceeds to act accordingly. This leads to scenes of Renee proudly showing off her body (including while competing in a wet t-shirt contest,) and the gag is that what the audience is seeing is actually a body that’s offensive to all the senses and would get doused in acid in less progressive countries. Laughing at a fat girl who thinks she’s pretty. Schumer’s really reaching with this role isn’t she. Critics are panning I Feel Pretty – which currently has a 36% rating on Rotten Tomatoes – and not just because it isn’t good or funny in any capacity. The flick almost too perfectly highlights Schumer’s non sequitur platform. She claims to be body positive, but slams any h8ers who call her plus size. The lady thinks she’s a size six. She is Renee. Without ever having been inside a SoulCycle obviously. On one hand, body positivity is a rationalization for the obesity epidemic. On the other hand, for as stupid of a platform as body positivity is, if you’re going to stand for something, stand for it. Schumer can’t spread love light and cellulite around the world while also using a way-less-than-perfect bod as the singular punchline throughout an almost two-hour movie. Schumer, just think – what would Ashley Graham do. Wait, is Schumer making Ashley Graham make sense to me? Well now she must die.   The post Critics “Feel” Like Jumping Off A Bridge After Seeing Amy Schumer’s New Movie appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddApr 20th, 2018

Amy Schumer Won"t Take Husband Chris Fischer"s Last Name for This Reason

Amy Schumer is explaining why she won’t be changing her last name to her husband Chris Fischer‘s! The 36-year-old comedian made the revelation in her Instagram Stories on Sunday (March 11). The video featured Amy‘s father Gordon asking her, “Are you still Amy Schumer or are you Amy Fischer now?” “Do you remember who Amy [...] Amy Schumer is explaining why she won’t be changing her last name to her husband Chris Fischer‘s! The 36-year-old comedian made the revelation in her Instagram Stories on Sunday (March 11). The video featured Amy‘s father Gordon asking her, “Are you still Amy Schumer or are you Amy Fischer now?” “Do you remember who Amy Fischer is?” Amy responded. “The Long Island Lolita. No, I’m keeping my last name. I’m keeping your last name.” Amy is referring to Amy Fisher, the Massapequa, New York high school student who became known as “the Long Island Lolita” by the media in 1992, when she shot the wife of her lover at age 17. She later appeared in adult films after her serving seven years in prison. Amy and Chris got married in Malibu, Calif., last month. Check out which celebs were in attendance here!.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredMar 13th, 2018

And The Bride Wore Size Six

Congratulations are in order for size six Amy Schumer. Only four months after announcing that she was about to do herself in by dating a chef, Chris Fischer, Schumer has confirmed that she and her eventual cause of death tied the knot in Malibu yesterday just in time for Valentine’s Day and a school shooting. After […] The post And The Bride Wore Size Six appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Congratulations are in order for size six Amy Schumer. Only four months after announcing that she was about to do herself in by dating a chef, Chris Fischer, Schumer has confirmed that she and her eventual cause of death tied the knot in Malibu yesterday just in time for Valentine’s Day and a school shooting. After seeing these pictures Fischer probably wishes that he could have had some sort of combined ceremony with the latter event, because they truly, inescapably drive the point home that he is married to Amy Schumer. He, a man with male genitalia who is attracted to women, is married to Amy Schumer. It’s like he picked up a potato in the kitchen one day and said “Wow. Now if only you also told unfunny jokes I would wreck you.” Schumer picked out her dress from the lace grill cover collection at Ace Hardware and the event was attended by a ton of celebrities including Chelsea Handler, Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Jennifer Lawrence. I recognize many of the women in these wedding pics posted to Schumer’s Instagram as terrible comedians that I’ve been told to like, which is nothing if not a celebration of Schumer’s brand. Schumer also incorporated dogs into the ceremony, just in case people had any doubts that she was a thirty-something getting married. But really, I wish them all the best, and I’m just so envious that Schumer had the restraint to fit into this petite dress. That was my wedding present. Congrats you model you.   I am a size 6 and have no plans of changing. This is it. Stay on or get off. Kisses! pic.twitter.com/6IsEfFOwAD — Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) February 12, 2015 I think there’s nothing wrong with being plus size. Beautiful healthy women. Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8. @glamourmag put me in their plus size only issue without asking or letting me know and it doesn’t feel right to me. Young girls seeing my body type thinking that is plus size? What are your thoughts? Mine are not cool glamour not glamourous A post shared by @ amyschumer on Apr 5, 2016 at 8:18am PDT Photo Credit: Instagram The post And The Bride Wore Size Six appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddFeb 15th, 2018

Amy Schumer"s I Feel Pretty Reviews Are Not So Pretty!

Amy Schumer's new film I Feel Pretty is getting hit with the ugly stick by critics, after the embargo lifted on opening day (often not a good sign). Reviewers consistently praise the supporting cast (in a delightful surprise, 4-time Oscar nominee Michelle Williams is apparently hilarious) and most think the film is trying to have a [...] Amy Schumer's new film I Feel Pretty is getting hit with the ugly stick by critics, after the embargo lifted on opening day (often not a good sign). Reviewers consistently praise the supporting cast (in a delightful surprise, 4-time Oscar nominee Michelle Williams is apparently hilarious) and most think the film is trying to have a positive message. Related: Amy Shares Text Convo With Jennifer Lawrence & It's As Funny As You'd Expect! But they can't seem to decide if the entire premise is hopelessly outdated or if the film just slips and falls and hits its head on the Soulcycle floor. See the not-so-body-positive reviews (below)! Abbey Bender, TimeOut: "I Feel Pretty lacks visual inspiration and runs on the fumes of one not-particularly-funny joke (this regular-looking girl thinks she's super-hot). Truth be told, for a wide-release comedy, it's a bit depressing." Kate Taylor, The Globe And Mail: "Schumer's actual chutzpah, so boldly showcased in her stand-up and sketch comedy, is not enough to carry this offensive conceit. The notion that the pathetically insecure Renee is an accurate satire of contemporary women is enough to make any feminist cringe." Peter Travers, Rolling Stone: "Is it really OK to get off making plus-size jokes just because you tack on a moralizing ending that teaches a lesson about body positivity? ... The movie keeps jerking our chain, encouraging us first to chuckle snidely and then feel bad about it. It's wearying." Adam Graham, Detroit News: "Amy Schumer is way too smart to be attached to a movie as clunky and backward-looking as I Feel Pretty, a flat comedy which attempts to take on beauty standards and issues of body positivity but can't think of anything fresh to say about either. I Feel Pretty would barely cut it as a sketch on Inside Amy Schumer." Kurt Loder, Reason: "As one of the dozen or so people who liked last year's Amy Schumer film, Snatched, I wish I could muster more enthusiasm for her new one." K. Austin Collins, Vanity Fair: "It's to I Feel Pretty's credit that Schumer isn't listed as one of its writers: it means we can get back to thinking of her as a performer, decoupled just a little from the movie's bigger ideas, which are indisputably the least impressive thing about it." Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times: "Schumer is doing another slightly tweaked but virtually indistinguishable variation on the same wisecracking, self-deprecating, insecure, if-only-she-could-see-her-wonderfulness underdog she's played before. She's clearly in her comfort zone and she eventually wins us over in this uneven, hit-and-miss, broad comedy — but here's hoping the next time around, she tries something new." Jocelyn Novak, AP: "On the plus side, it's often a pleasantly entertaining ride with the always appealing Schumer, and its heart is in the right place. It also features a truly terrific comic turn by Michelle Williams (drama, musicals, now comedy — is there anything she can't do?) On the minus side, it muddles its message with an overstuffed script, choppy editing, and some unnecessarily over-the-top moments. Not to mention a sappy ending that actually comes close to contradicting its own premise." Will these reviews keep U from seeing it, or do you like forming your own opinions?.....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonApr 20th, 2018

Amy Schumer Makes Hilarious Intimate Confessions During "Ellen"s Burning Questions with Mom in Audience!

Amy Schumer took the hot seat during her appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, airing on Wednesday (April 18) and made a load of hilarious sex-themed confessions during a round of Ellen‘s Burning Questions! First up was the “wildest place she’s ever had sex.” And the answer was “my butt,” the 36-year-old I Feel Pretty [...] Amy Schumer took the hot seat during her appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, airing on Wednesday (April 18) and made a load of hilarious sex-themed confessions during a round of Ellen‘s Burning Questions! First up was the “wildest place she’s ever had sex.” And the answer was “my butt,” the 36-year-old I Feel Pretty actress said. Then there was “my spouse gives the best…” “Head!,” Amy said all while her mother Sandra was sitting in the audience. “Oh, that’s right. I did forget,” Amy said when she remembered her mother was in attendance. That didn’t stop her though, Amy continued to answer Ellen‘s Burning Questions without a care. Amy also chats with Ellen about her new movie I Feel Pretty and how she hopes viewers can find confidence by believing in themselves – Watch after the cut! Amy Schumer Answers Ellen’s Burning Questions Click inside to watch the rest of Amy Schumer’s appearance on The Ellen Show… Amy Schumer Celebrated Her Engagement at Ellen’s Birthday Party Amy Schumer on Finding Self-Confidence in ‘I Feel Pretty’.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredApr 18th, 2018

Remembering Snooki"s Obsession With Amy Schumer Has Us Wondering… Who"d Play Who In A Jersey Shore Movie??

Duuuuuude. Remember when Snooki was the proud president of Amy Schumer's Twitter fan club? As seen in these throwback tweets: I have a new spirit animal. @amyschumer 😍🙌 — Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) April 22, 2015 Had a dream I Drank wine with Amy Schumer. 🙌🏽🍷🍷 #YASQUEEN — Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) July 10, 2015 When will the day come when me and Amy [...] Duuuuuude. Remember when Snooki was the proud president of Amy Schumer's Twitter fan club? As seen in these throwback tweets: I have a new spirit animal. @amyschumer 😍🙌 — Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) April 22, 2015 Had a dream I Drank wine with Amy Schumer. 🙌🏽🍷🍷 #YASQUEEN — Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) July 10, 2015 When will the day come when me and Amy schumer are besties? 👽😒 — Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) February 3, 2016 Bitch we're both in the city tonight no excuses 🚨 @amyschumer — Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) June 23, 2016 Wanna come over and have wine in our Jammie's tonight and talk shit? @amyschumer — Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) April 29, 2016 @snooki shit! I'm working in the south. Soon! — Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) April 29, 2016 We don't know if they ever got their wine night or not, but remembering these lil' gems had us falling down a Twitter rabbit hole, seeing some fans note a resemblance between the two funny women: snooki looks like a smaller spray tanned version of amy schumer — ari🌻 (@tiiinyariii) January 14, 2017 THIS got us thinking about who'd play who in a wacky Jersey Shore movie. Now, before we really get into this, let's just be real. If they ever do make a movie of Jersey Shore, it's going to be a comedy, and who better to lead a hilarious ensemble than the I Feel Pretty star?? Sure, she may need to step up her spray tan game (more than gym or laundry) to pull it off, but if Snooki approved, we think she could do it. See who else could maybe capture the spirit of MTV's reality stars (below)! CLICK HERE to view "Casting Fantasies For A Jersey Shore Movie!" CLICK HERE to view "Casting Fantasies For A Jersey Shore Movie!" CLICK HERE to view "Casting Fantasies For A Jersey Shore Movie!" CLICK HERE to view "Casting Fantasies For A Jersey Shore Movie!" CLICK HERE to view "Casting Fantasies For A Jersey Shore Movie!" [Image via MTV/FayesVision/WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonApr 19th, 2018

Some Guy Is Actually Sticking It To Amy Schumer

Every now and then the impossible happens. Men discover a way to walk on the moon, the Philadelphia Eagles finally win a Super Bowl, Amy Schumer finally finds a boyfriend. Schumer is no longer single because of her stunning good looks and infectiously funny style of comedy. That sounds almost as stupid as those new […] The post Some Guy Is Actually Sticking It To Amy Schumer appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Every now and then the impossible happens. Men discover a way to walk on the moon, the Philadelphia Eagles finally win a Super Bowl, Amy Schumer finally finds a boyfriend. Schumer is no longer single because of her stunning good looks and infectiously funny style of comedy. That sounds almost as stupid as those new ads on Xvideos you can’t skip for five full seconds asking if you were watching porn alone. Watching the latest illegally uploaded Brazzers videos should always be a solo experience just like Schumer’s love life. But things change. I’m still not going to invite my best mates over for a joint wank but somehow Amy has done what no other women in her weight class with a similar face without a Netflix special has done, find love. I’m surprised any male would impale that whale but piles of money will get anyone laid when you’re unfunny and unattractive. The name of the unlucky closet chubby chaser is Chris Fischer. Who is Chris Fischer? A chef. Are you really surprised that a woman who obviously likes to eat more than the normal human being is dating someone who made a career out of food? I’m not. It’s a match made in artery clogged heaven. She’s 36 with a middle-aged dad bod. I can’t wait until TLC is able to do a celebrity version of my 600 pound life starring Amy Schumer. Photo Credit: Instagram The post Some Guy Is Actually Sticking It To Amy Schumer appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddFeb 14th, 2018

Amy Schumer Shares Text Convo With Jennifer Lawrence & It"s As Funny As You"d Expect!

We can't get enough of these two! On Thursday, after being asked by Ellen DeGeneres earlier in the week, Amy Schumer posted her last text conversation with BFF Jennifer Lawrence on Instagram Story, and we're dying laughing! Related: Amy Schumer Fires Her Husband's Ex-Girlfriend! On a recent Friday, J.Law asked the I Feel Pretty star if she and [...] We can't get enough of these two! On Thursday, after being asked by Ellen DeGeneres earlier in the week, Amy Schumer posted her last text conversation with BFF Jennifer Lawrence on Instagram Story, and we're dying laughing! Related: Amy Schumer Fires Her Husband's Ex-Girlfriend! On a recent Friday, J.Law asked the I Feel Pretty star if she and husband Chris Fischer wanted to get dinner that night. Unfortunately, after she's "about to go to the park," the Hunger Games actress bails as she has conflicting plans! Almost two hours later, Miz Schumer responded: "Good talk." Lawrence attended Amy's surprise wedding in February, and according to a recent episode of Watch What Happens Live, the two are moving forward with their joint comedic feature. Read the full text convo (below): [Image via Amy Schumer/Instagram/NBC.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonApr 19th, 2018

Jennifer Lawrence Reveals She Was "Sobbing" Throughout Bestie Amy Schumer"s Surprise Wedding!

We WISH we were at Amy Schumer's surprise wedding. Thankfully, we have Instagram pics and details from the comedienne's loved ones to help us pretend we were present at the nuptials. And it sounds like the Malibu wedding was really beautiful. Related: Amy Wedding Dress Details! In fact, Amy's bestie Jennifer Lawrence burst into tears while Amy and [...] We WISH we were at Amy Schumer's surprise wedding. Thankfully, we have Instagram pics and details from the comedienne's loved ones to help us pretend we were present at the nuptials. And it sounds like the Malibu wedding was really beautiful. Related: Amy Wedding Dress Details! In fact, Amy's bestie Jennifer Lawrence burst into tears while Amy and now-husband Chris Fischer exchanged their vows. During a chat with Entertainment Tonight, the Hunger Games alum shared: "It was beautiful. It was very sudden, but it was, I was sobbing the whole -- his vows were stunning. It's when two people really love each other and they really mean it, it shows, and it was a beautiful ceremony and an amazing time. I couldn't be happier for them." Same, girl. Same. While J.Law was happy to be there for her good friend, she's a tad worried she upstaged the bride on her big day. Per the Oscar winner, the pink dress she wore to the wedding was accidentally undone for most of the bash. She quipped: "Notice my shirt was accidentally undone the whole time. In every wedding photo all of my buttons were undone. It looks like I was like, 'Oh, you thought this was going to be about you?'" HIGHlarious! In regards to Amy's wedding venue of choice, the Red Sparrow star noted it had a "beachy" vibe. However, it's unlikely that Jennifer will copy the Inside Amy Schumer creator's aesthetic as the beach really isn't her thing. The blonde stunner added: "A couple people wanted to go down and walk on the beach and I was like, 'No. I don't get the beach. I just don't care.'" HA!! Fingers crossed we get invited to the vow renewals!! [Image via Instagram.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonFeb 15th, 2018

Amy Schumer Dresses As Baby To Debut Trailer For New Film "I Feel Pretty" - Watch Here!

Amy Schumer makes an unexpected appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, airing on Thursday (February 8) dressed as a baby. The 36-year-old comedian tells Ellen she’s going through a lifestyle change since Hollywood is obsessed with looking young and asks Ellen to feed her peas while pretending the food is a choo choo train and [...] Amy Schumer makes an unexpected appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, airing on Thursday (February 8) dressed as a baby. The 36-year-old comedian tells Ellen she’s going through a lifestyle change since Hollywood is obsessed with looking young and asks Ellen to feed her peas while pretending the food is a choo choo train and an airplane. Plus, Amy and Ellen discuss her hilarious new comedy film, I Feel Pretty, and debuts the official trailer. In the comedy, which also stars Emily Ratajkowski and Busy Philipps, Amy plays an insecure woman who gains “all the confidence in the world” when she falls off her bike at SoulCycle and begins seeing herself as a supermodel – Watch it below! Amy Schumer Debuts Her New Film ‘I Feel Pretty’ Click inside to watch the rest of Amy Schumer’s appearance on The Ellen Show… Amy Schumer Is a Baby.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredFeb 8th, 2018

Amy Schumer Wants You To End Gun Violence… And To Know She"s Not Pregnant!

Amy Schumer is using her big wedding news to raise awareness and money for a good cause. As we reported, on Thursday, the Inside Amy Schumer star announced on Instagram she married chef Chris Fischer in a Malibu ceremony on Tuesday. Photos: Super Secret Celebrity Weddings! The exclusive guest list included Jennifer Lawrence, Chelsea Handler, and Larry David. On [...] Amy Schumer is using her big wedding news to raise awareness and money for a good cause. As we reported, on Thursday, the Inside Amy Schumer star announced on Instagram she married chef Chris Fischer in a Malibu ceremony on Tuesday. Photos: Super Secret Celebrity Weddings! The exclusive guest list included Jennifer Lawrence, Chelsea Handler, and Larry David. On the same day as the announcement, the funny lady shared a note on social media asking for donations to Everytown for Gun Safety in lieu of wedding gifts. The organization aims to end gun violence, and to build safer communities. The 36-year-old comedian posted: No gifts but consider a donation to @everytownA post shared by @ amyschumer on Feb 15, 2018 at 9:21am PST This announcement comes on the heels of the tragic high school shooting in Parkland, Florida on Thursday that left 17 people dead. Oh, and Amy wants you to know she's not pregnant. Glad she cleared that up! [Image via Amy Schumer/Instagram.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonFeb 15th, 2018

Amy Schumer Says She"s Not Pregnant, Wants Her Wedding Gift to Be Donations to Everytown

Amy Schumer confirmed that she got married to her boyfriend of a few months, chef Chris Fischer, this week in a post on Instagram. The 36-year-old comedian and actress first clarified that she’s not pregnant. “2 things,” Amy wrote. “No I’m not pregnant.” Fans were wondering if perhaps Amy was expecting due to the shorter [...] Amy Schumer confirmed that she got married to her boyfriend of a few months, chef Chris Fischer, this week in a post on Instagram. The 36-year-old comedian and actress first clarified that she’s not pregnant. “2 things,” Amy wrote. “No I’m not pregnant.” Fans were wondering if perhaps Amy was expecting due to the shorter romance between her and Chris. Amy then went on to request that people donate to Everytown for Gun Safety, a nonprofit which advocates for gun control and against gun violence. “And no gifts but thank you for asking. Instead please consider donation[s] to Everytown for Gun Safety,” Amy wrote about the tragedy that occurred at a Florida school yesterday. 17 people died. “Sending love to everyone who has been affected by gun violence,” Amy wrote. Amy has long advocated for gun control after a shooting occurred during a screening of her movie Trainwreck back in 2015. Our thoughts are with all of those affected by the terrible tragedy. A post shared by @amyschumer on Feb 15, 2018 at 9:21am PST.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredFeb 15th, 2018

Amy Schumer Gets Support From Husband Chris Fischer During "Late Show" Appearance

Amy Schumer was joined by her husband Chris Fischer ahead of a recent talk show appearance! The couple were spotted as they headed inside of a taping of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on Monday (April 9) in New York City. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer Amy has been keeping [...] Amy Schumer was joined by her husband Chris Fischer ahead of a recent talk show appearance! The couple were spotted as they headed inside of a taping of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on Monday (April 9) in New York City. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer Amy has been keeping busy while promoting her new movie I Feel Pretty, which will hit theaters later this month. She and Chris got married back in February after a whirlwind romance. Make sure to check out the funny reason Amy says she’s planning on keeping her last name!.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredApr 9th, 2018

Amy Schumer Poses Topless on Movie Set - See the Photo!

Amy Schumer is showing off her hot bod for a good cause! The 36-year-old comedian and actress took to Instagram on Wednesday (August 23) from the set of her upcoming comedy I Feel Pretty. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer Amy ditched her clothes and posed with her pup Tati dressed as [...] Amy Schumer is showing off her hot bod for a good cause! The 36-year-old comedian and actress took to Instagram on Wednesday (August 23) from the set of her upcoming comedy I Feel Pretty. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer Amy ditched her clothes and posed with her pup Tati dressed as a hot dog to share her beliefs that women deserve equal pay. “Hot dog dog. Thanks for chiming in on what you feel I deserve to be paid,” Amy captioned the photo. “I believe women deserve equal pay. However I don’t believe I deserve equal pay to Chris and Dave. They are legends and 2 of the greatest comics of all time. I would like to say that I have been selling out arenas these last couple years. Something a female comic has never done. That’s a big deal to me, especially because I know I do my best every night on stage for the audience and they have a good time. I didn’t ask for the same as my friends. I did ask for more than the initial offer. I will continue to work my ass off and be the best performer I can be. The reports of me “demanding” or “insisting” on equal pay to them aren’t a true. #fat #stealsjokes” See the photo in the gallery below!.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredAug 23rd, 2017

Amy Schumer Reveals Hilarious, Awesome, Important, And Unmissable Text Exchange With Jennifer Lawrence

  Do you ever wonder what a friendship is like between two self-obsessed bitches? Well you’re in luck, because even though she’s practically anemic, little skinny minny size six Amy Schumer was somehow able to work up the energy to pick up her phone and screen cap a text exchange with Jennifer Lawrence, which she […] The post Amy Schumer Reveals Hilarious, Awesome, Important, And Unmissable Text Exchange With Jennifer Lawrence appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Do you ever wonder what a friendship is like between two self-obsessed bitches? Well you’re in luck, because even though she’s practically anemic, little skinny minny size six Amy Schumer was somehow able to work up the energy to pick up her phone and screen cap a text exchange with Jennifer Lawrence, which she shared to her Instagram Story. Apparently Ellen asked her what her last text was with J Law. Oh crazy Ellen. Always stirring the pot. So kooky and relatable. Getting celebs to really “go there.” When exactly is she going to die. In the text, J Law channels every sorostitute who’s ever existed by canceling plans as soon as she suggests them and texting random stupid things that only the sender could possibly in a million years care about. But the thing is, sorostitutes are nineteen, and people are allowed to be unreliable narcissistic monsters when they’re nineteen. Jennifer Lawrence is twenty-seven-years-old. But I guess when your parents pimp you out to child rapist at fourteen – ALLEGEDLY, according to me – you need to make up for a lost childhood. Schumer, on the other hand, is fifty-nine, and the fact that she thinks her response “good talk” is pithy enough to warrant a spot on her Insta Story makes me think that she might not be the hilarious and groundbreaking comedian I thought she was. Never put your faith in your heroes. I would say that Schumer is piggybacking off Lawrence’s fame with this stunt, but honestly, the world seems to see their unlikeability as neck and neck right now. It’s anybody’s game for who can be the stupider cow. Anyway haha c ya later jk what r u doing 2 nite nvm im busy call me lol wtf rotfl.     It’s my 2 month anniversary with this sandwich! Also #ifeelpretty comes out in one week. #castleonacloud A post shared by @ amyschumer on Apr 13, 2018 at 3:51am PDT Photo Credit: Jennifer Lawrence from Instagram / Splash News / Pacific Coast News  The post Amy Schumer Reveals Hilarious, Awesome, Important, And Unmissable Text Exchange With Jennifer Lawrence appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddApr 19th, 2018

The Story Behind How John Early Officiated Amy Schumer's Wedding in Drag As 'Vicky' - Vulture

VultureThe Story Behind How John Early Officiated Amy Schumer's Wedding in Drag As 'Vicky'VultureOn Thursday, comedian and Search Party star John Early posted a photo of himself on Instagram officiating Amy Schumer's wedding with Chris Fischer by the sea. We took a closer look: Could that be the one and only Vicky? Chain-smoking, denim-aficionado ...Amy Schumer's Wedding Hairstylist Says Doing Her Hair Was One of the 'Greatest Honors'PEOPLE.comJennifer Lawrence: 'I was sobbing' at Amy Schumer's 'sudden' weddingFox NewsJennifer Lawrence says Amy Schumer's 'sudden' wedding was 'beautiful': 'I was sobbing'ABC NewsRefinery29 -Yahoo News -CNN -Daily Mailall 90 news articles ».....»»

Category: topSource: googlenewsFeb 16th, 2018

Open Post: Amy Schumer In Trailer For ‘I Feel Pretty’

I. Hate. Her. So. Much. Watch the trailer for “size six” Amy Schumer’s new flick I Feel Pretty and let us know in the comments how much you’ve grown as a person since absorbing her wisdom and humor. And at what point into the trailer your penis fell off.   Change everything, without changing anything. […] The post Open Post: Amy Schumer In Trailer For ‘I Feel Pretty’ appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. I. Hate. Her. So. Much. Watch the trailer for “size six” Amy Schumer’s new flick I Feel Pretty and let us know in the comments how much you’ve grown as a person since absorbing her wisdom and humor. And at what point into the trailer your penis fell off.   Change everything, without changing anything. Watch the trailer for my new comedy, I Feel Pretty – coming soon to theaters. #FeelPretty pic.twitter.com/TITRYJSGc4 — Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) February 8, 2018 Photo Credit: Twitter     The post Open Post: Amy Schumer In Trailer For ‘I Feel Pretty’ appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddFeb 9th, 2018

Amy Schumer Goes Pretty in Pink for "I Feel Pretty" Premiere

Amy Schumer stuns on the red carpet as she arrives at the premiere of her new movie I Feel Pretty on Tuesday night (April 17) at the Westwood Village Theatre in Westwood, Calif. The 36-year-old actress looked pretty in a two-toned pink dress as she walked the carpet at her premiere. PHOTOS: Check out the [...] Amy Schumer stuns on the red carpet as she arrives at the premiere of her new movie I Feel Pretty on Tuesday night (April 17) at the Westwood Village Theatre in Westwood, Calif. The 36-year-old actress looked pretty in a two-toned pink dress as she walked the carpet at her premiere. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer Amy recently responded to the backlash about the movie perpetuating negative body image stereotypes. “It’s not about an ugly troll becoming beautiful,” Amy said in an interview. “It’s about a woman who has low self-esteem finding some. Everyone’s got a right to feel that feeling, regardless of their appearance. We all struggle with self-esteem.” I Feel Pretty hits theaters on Friday, April 20. 10+ pictures inside of Amy Schumer at the premiere….....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredApr 18th, 2018

Amy Schumer Reveals She Was Almost Married By Adele - Watch!

Adele almost did the honors of marrying Amy Schumer and Chris Fischer at their wedding! The 36-year-old I Feel Pretty comedian revealed the surprising story during an interview with Jim Norton and Sam Roberts on the Jim and Sam Show published on Tuesday (April 10). PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer “I [...] Adele almost did the honors of marrying Amy Schumer and Chris Fischer at their wedding! The 36-year-old I Feel Pretty comedian revealed the surprising story during an interview with Jim Norton and Sam Roberts on the Jim and Sam Show published on Tuesday (April 10). PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer “I was staying in LA at a house near Jennifer Lawrence, who lives right by Adele. They’re really good friends, and I’d never met her before. We hung out a little bit that week,” Amy explained. “We were just real drunk one night. We were talking about how we wanted to get married. And Adele was like ‘Well, I can marry you!’” “And then the next day, she’s like ‘hey, we’re not really, like, friends’…she got ordained to marry her good friends, so I think she was like ‘they’ll be kind of annoyed if I just start marrying random basic bitches,” Amy joked. Watch her explain below!.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredApr 11th, 2018

Amy Schumer Drops A HUGE Tip For College Student Waitress In Boston!

Amy Schumer is quickly becoming known for being as generous as she is hilarious! The Snatched star is in Boston filming a comedy called I Feel Pretty, and while in town she dined at The Union Oyster House, one of the oldest restaurants in the U.S. Related: Amy Schumer Is The Only Female On Forbes' List Of [...] Amy Schumer is quickly becoming known for being as generous as she is hilarious! The Snatched star is in Boston filming a comedy called I Feel Pretty, and while in town she dined at The Union Oyster House, one of the oldest restaurants in the U.S. Related: Amy Schumer Is The Only Female On Forbes' List Of The World's Highest Paid Comedians Owner Joe Milano tells People she and an unidentified male companion stopped in for some chowder and oysters: "She was dressed very casually – a baseball cap, sunglasses, no makeup... it seemed like she didn't want to be recognized. It was early, like 5:30 or 6, so it wasn't busy, but we sat her in a back dining room area that wasn't being used so she had her privacy." But it was what happened at the end of the meal that made all the difference to the waitress. After racking up a bill of $80, Amy tipped her server a whopping $500!!! Milano says the waitress, a college student who wished to remain anonymous, was ecstatic: "She was excited to be serving her, but then to get that kind of a tip was something else. She's a hard worker and I'm happy for her." This isn't the first time Amy has shown her generosity. Last year, while out with friends seeing Hamilton, she tipped a group of bartenders $1,000 on a bill of $77. In case you were curious, $500 on an $80 tip is 625%. [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonAug 31st, 2017